At the start, I tricked the school beauty, and ended up with twins?

Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue walked side by side on the way to the vocal club.

"What are the benefits of being an image ambassador?"

Gu Yu, peeling an orange Teacher Zhou had given him, casually popped half into Lin Xinyue's mouth and ate the other half himself.

"Hiss—so sour—"

Lin Xinyue's eyes squinted into slits from the sourness, and Gu Yu's tongue was tied too.

Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue looked at each other, saw each other's exaggerated expressions, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahaha... Did you know that when you squint your eyes like that, you look like the Snake Spirit from 'Calabash Brothers'!"

"Please! I was about to say you licking your lips looked like Scorpio King!"

Lin Xinyue swatted firmly at Gu Yu, but he dodged it with a swift side step.

Watching Gu Yu twist and turn like a slippery fish, Lin Xinyue could only retract her hand helplessly and continue to walk on, ignoring Gu Yu.

"The perks of being an image ambassador are quite many~ The school pays you a salary, you know~ Eight hundred a month! Plus, it's a bonus point for the school-level scholarships evaluation later on. And if external brands come to do activities, they usually first seek cooperation with the image ambassadors, not to mention the benefits involved."

Lin Xinyue walked on her own, seriously answering Gu Yu's question.

Gu Yu stopped fooling around and gently leaned in to put his arm around her shoulder.

Lin Xinyue feigned disgust and shook her shoulder, but couldn't shake him off and ended up just giving him a proud glance.

"No wonder Shu Yinyin and Bi Jian cling to it; turns out there's a layer of benefits connected as well!"

Gu Yu ignored Lin Xinyue's glance and thoughtfully said.

"The gains I mentioned are relatively proper. What Bi Jian and Shu Yinyin did was actually quite excessive! They used the school's official video channel to stream dance videos for money and even took advertising on FlyChat's public account!"

"I heard they even sold goods recently and got reported for selling substandard products, but they moved fast and left no solid evidence for the school to act on, so they let it slide."

"And oh, Shu Yinyin's uncle Shu Fugai is the dean of the Art College! The program arrangement and prop settings for this welcoming party were all orchestrated by Dean Shu!"

Lin Xinyue continued speaking, as the president of the student council, she knew quite a lot about things inside the school.

Actually, many teachers didn't like Bi Jian and Shu Yinyin, but they turned a blind eye because of Dean Shu's face.

"Nepotism, huh! And what about that Bi Jian?"

Gu Yu curled his lip; people who took advantage of relationships to do bad things really kind of disgusted him.

"Bi Jian? Putting aside his character, he's actually quite impressive. He pulled together a few people during his sophomore year to start a studio, developed some games, and made a good amount of money. He's even on good terms with some of the teachers from the Software College!"

"But the problem lies in his character. He changed five or six girlfriends in one semester. I heard he dumped his ex-girlfriend after getting her pregnant! He supposedly has a girlfriend studying aviation, but he hangs around Shu Yinyin all the time! He's earned himself the nickname 'Haidong's Number One Scum Man'!"

Lin Xinyue spilled everything she knew, particularly indignant when speaking about Bi Jian's private life.

Bi Jian was too awful! Such a menace to those girls!

"Goodness! Five or six in one semester! And he's two-timing as well!"

Even Gu Yu was shocked; he had only seen this kind of thing on Dou Ying news before but now he had a live example right beside him!

If everyone knew Bi Jian was the 'Number One Scum Man of Haidong', why would those girls still want to be with him?

"Hmph! If you dare to cheat on me, I will… I will… cry myself to death in front of you!"

Lin Xinyue clenched her little fist and waved it in front of Gu Yu, trying to come up with a threatening phrase, but after thinking for a while, she realized she really had nothing to threaten Gu Yu with.

So she could only use herself as a threat!

Watching her frustrated expression, Gu Yu couldn't help but laugh.

He hurriedly raised his hand to swear by Lin Xinyue's wish.

"I swear by the sun! I will never betray Lin Xinyue! Otherwise, I shall die without... mmm mmm mmm—"

Before Gu Yu could finish his oath, Lin Xinyue covered his mouth with her hand.

Lin Xinyue stared at him, nervously saying, "Don't! Don't make such a deadly oath... If you stop liking me, just tell me, and I will leave on my own…"

After speaking, Lin Xinyue let go of her hand, her expression somewhat downcast.

Seeing her taking his thoughts seriously, Gu Yu tenderly stroked her head with a sense of pity.

"That will never happen! If I betray you! My peepee will shrink by a centimeter every day, until finally, I turn into a girl!"

After saying that, Gu Yu even leaned in close to Lin Xinyue's face and made a funny face.

Lin Xinyue indeed laughed because of him, her face even blushing because of his crude words!

"Right! If you dare betray me! You turn into a girl and then get stuck with scumbags like Bi Jian!"

She nodded with conviction, affirming this newly established vow of Gu Yu.

Gu Yu tugged the corner of his mouth, smirking, "Is it the debris from a dump truck or the pricking of balloons?"

"Tui! You've become impure! Quick, say it, you're not the Gu Yu I used to know anymore, you've been body-snatched!"

Lin Xinyue blushed and glared at him, spitting a bit of saliva in disdain.

Gu Yu blinked innocently, "Not at all! I have not been body-snatched, but indeed, someone has taken something from me!"

Lin Xinyue puzzled, "What?"

Gu Yu smirked, "Hehe! My heart has been stolen by you!"

"You!!!!!"

Lin Xinyue felt her cheeks instantly grow hot, her heart rate doubling, as if a little deer was about to leap out!

Gu Yu watched intently as her face flushed from her ears to her neck.

"You're tricking me! So nasty! Let me hit you, just once! Stop! Don't run!"

Lin Xinyue glared coquettishly at Gu Yu, raising her fist, about to strike him.

"I won't! Chase me~ If you catch me~ I'll give you a hehehe~"

Gu Yu ran while teasing Lin Xinyue, but he didn't dare to run too fast, fearing she might fall.

So there they were, chasing each other, not two meters apart.

A passing student, Little Fatty, just glanced at them and suddenly belched.

He looked at the ten hot dogs in his hands, "I haven't even eaten yet... how come I'm already full?"

All along the way, the students were envious and jealous!

With the school beauty, Haidong, and the National Husband together, showing off their love was like using rain pear blossom needles on dogs!

"Mom always told me not to look around when walking! I didn't listen, I just wouldn't listen!"

"Only today did I realize why you should listen to mom. You begin to understand these words when you grow up!"

"Enough said! I believe in love again! I'm going back and confessing to my roommate!"

"Go for it, bro! Wait… Roommate???"