Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 335 STARTING OVER

I stepped out of my hospital room. At the end of the hall there were 2 male guards sitting by a door. I guessed that was my first stop. Before I could move a nurse came up to me. 

“Mr. Woon, you need to get back in bed,” she said, guiding me to my room. 

“Not interested,” I said, brushing her off. In hospital scrubs and no shoes on I walked across the tiled floor. 

“Sir. Sir!” She yelled, grabbing my shoulder. “You need-” 

“Listen lady,” I said, bringing some Conqueror’s Haki out. “I don’t give a shit if you’re the doctor or whoever. I decide when I leave this place and where I go.” She stepped back, scared, but I turned and headed to the men glaring at me. 

Back in my first life I had spent 3 weeks in a hospital once. I had fallen and they couldn’t find out what was wrong with me. I felt fine after the incident but doctors demanded I stay and do more tests. After the 3 weeks was up they had no answers for what had happened to me. I had over a 1 million dollar bill. Insurance covered most of it, but I said then, never again. No doctors or nurses would tell me what to do. Granted I was in Korea, and healthcare didn’t cost near what I was used to, but still. I didn’t like them. 

The men sitting by the other patient’s room appeared to be a part of the Hunter’s Guild as well. There were 2 main powers in Seoul when it came to Hunters. There was the Hunter Association, like in HxH. They policed the Hunters and the Dungeons. There were also the Guilds. Hunter Guild was one of the top 5 guilds in the city. With a guild master and usually dozens of Hunters in their ranks, each guild was their own army. With 2 S-Ranks at the top of the guild, Hunter guild was probably the strongest, but I didn’t much care. If Hancock was an A-Rank she was one of their best people, so I wasn’t surprised they were so interested in why she was there. 

“I would like to talk to Ms. Byuen please,” I said. 

“She is currently busy,” one of the men said. 

“I’ll wait,” I assured. Standing in front of the door I ignored them as I felt the Spiritual Energy inside of her room. There were 2 very strong powers, and a weak one inside. I guessed it was a meeting of the higher-ups. I could feel Hancock’s anger from there. Muffled words escaping the door I thought about what I should do in the world. 

I was honestly surprised I had been able to become a Player. In the story, I knew Sung Jin-Woo had supposedly been chosen to become the incarnation of some death god. The trial he went through acted as a kind of test. The story, though good, had a terrible ending that included Sung Jun-Woo going back in time. I hoped that with the addition of Hancock and I gaining his powers we could change the ending. Or maybe it was already changed to something else. Who knew? 

I waited a good 10 minutes before the door opened. First a man walked out. He was in a red suit that easily cost more than I made in a year. Red hair, black tie, he felt strong, but not physically strong. His Spiritual Energy gave off a sense of…intelligence. Must have been a mage. Behind him walked a blonde haired woman. She wore a black face mask and was in jeans and a tight shirt. I thought she might have been the neglected potential love-interest of the protagonist, but for now she was simply a side-character.

“Who are you?” The man asked. 

The guards having stood up when he exited one offered, “This is Weston Woon. He was with…when it happened.” 

“Oh,” the man said, annoyed. Anger leaking off of him I gave him my best shit eating grin. “Do you need something?” 

“Waiting to see Hancock,” I said.

“How dare you-” one of the guards tried to say but was cut-off. 

“Weston!?” Hancock’s voice yelled from inside. “Get your ass in here! Now!” 

I smiled wider by the reaction from those around me. They probably didn’t expect us to call one another by our first names. I moved past the 2 S-Class. Pushing the girl out the rest of the way I shut the door behind me. 

“You son of a bitch!” Hancock yelled as she saw me. Wearing the same scrubs as I was, she still radiated beauty. “What the hell happened there?”

“What did you tell them?” I asked, sitting at the foot of her bed. 

“I claimed I was teleported to the room for some reason,” she said, annoyed as she grabbed my hand. Angry but happy to see me, I knew she was just stressed. “They really wanted me to say that you kidnapped me.”

“Well I did,” I said.

“Yeah, as you always do,” she said with a smirk. We studied one another for a moment. Then her anger came back. “Now why the shit am I an E-Rank?!”

“Quiet down,” I said in a whisper. “There is a reason for everything, honey. You and I lucked out this time.”

“Sure doesn’t feel like it,” she said. “I was an A-Rank. I was strong before.” 

“This will help you get to S-Rank, Hancock.”

“S-Rank?” She asked, her excitement exploding. “No way.” 

“Beyond S-Rank, as long as we get the same advantages I know of. I’m talking SSS-Rank,” I said.

“You’re kidding me,” she said, sitting up, her excitement only grew. “What? How?” Becoming S-Rank was like winning the lottery. 

“First, did you get the World Lasting Physique?” I asked. She nodded quickly. “You got the pushup quest too?” She nodded again. “Then we are golden. This hall should be a breeze if we stick to this world,” I said. “So you know how you awoke as a Hunter? And your magic power stays the same throughout the rest of your life with very minor fluctuations? We are now Players. Which means we awoke a power to help us gain experience and levels. Like a video game.”

“Like Tutorial is too Hard? Okay,” she said. “So we fight monsters, level up, and what?”

“No idea,” I said. “The story is supposed to follow the other guy with us. He gets some cool skills but it’s not easy. We will have to be careful. Eventually he gets this necromancy skill. I don’t know if we will have to fight for the skill, or if we will get something else.”

“What do we do then? My guild is hoping my power will come back but…”

“You’re going to have to quit,” I said.

“What? Why?” She asked sadly. “I really like them. The guild master is a jackass, but Cha…” 

“Who?” 

“That girl that just left,” Hancock said. “She’s like my best friend.”

“That’s fine, you can have friends. But in the next few months we will be working our way past S-Class. You know as well as I do that S-Class are celebrities and people practically cream themselves when they get a new one in any country. We will have Americans, Japanese, Chinese, and pretty much every country trying to pull us to them.” 

“You got a point there,” she said, biting her lip. “But I really like-” 

“Honey, I’m sorry,” I said, grabbing her hand. “You are right. If you like them, stay with them. There’s really no reason not to. Can you take a break from the guild though? For time to recover or something. Then when you get to S-Rank you can negotiate to pick and choose what dungeons you want to go to. I don’t want to mess up some specific dungeons we need to hit.”

“Okay,” she said, a wide smile on her lips. A part of me had thought she would want to go to all the dungeons I did. But it could honestly be a good thing for us to spread out. Our growth might be different. In the grand scheme of things I didn’t think it would matter too much. 

“What are you going to plan to do?” She asked, gripping my hand harder. 

“Probably bring Sung Jin-Woo in,” I admitted. “Work with him. Or see what we can get.”

“Get?”

“Yeah, these quests will make us stronger very quickly. And possibly give us gifts to find our own dungeons. They will help us level-up impossibly fast,” I said. “I want to talk to him next.”

“Alright,” she said. “But first, lock the door.”

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?” I asked, feeling the lust leak off of her. 

“This body is yet another virgin,” she said as she pulled her shirt off. “Let’s fix that.”

“You’re going to have to do the 6 mile run, babe,” I warned. “Before the timer is up.”

“What is the penalty?” 

“From what I remember, being chased by giant monsters,” I said.

“Then be gentle,” she said as she slipped out of her thin pants. Chuckling, I locked the door. 

“Miss Byuen!” One of the guards yelled. “Are you-”

“Shut up! I’m fine!” She yelled. The man quieted. “Now, husband.” She locked eyes with me. Naked as the day she was born her chest waved in front of me as she moved to the edge of the bed. “You need to stop summoning me before my showers.” 

“But I like seeing your body too much,” I said. My hands moved to her large chest. Pouring chakra into her she began to shake slightly. 

“Fuck,” she gasped as I pushed her back to the bed. Her head hanging over the edge of the bed I moved over her body. My head hovering over hers she opened her legs. “I should be angry at you. But I can’t seem to find it in me.” 

“Good,” I said, kissing her.

“Take off your clothes,” she ordered as she tore at them. 

I shook my head, making my way down her perfect body. Licking her nipples one at a time she squeaked as I continued to move down. Kissing her navel I got to her pubic hair. “Not shaved for once?” 

“Just shut up and make me scream,” she ordered, looking down at me between the valley of her cleavage.

“Yes dear, try to be quiet,” I said. Kissing her thighs I latched onto her pussy without warning. Pouring chakra into her she covered her mouth with both hands as she came hard. Her muscular thighs wrapping around my head I used all my skills to make her cry out. Muffled yells getting by she shuddered and groaned as I continued on. 

“Ma’am!” Someone yelled from the door.

“Leave me the fuck alone!” Hancock yelled. 

“You’re so popular,” I said with a laugh. 

“It’s annoying,” she said. “Dick please, now.” She shook in excitement as I dropped my pants. My large dick moving to her tight lips I pushed in slowly. Because I had the Chikyugi my body already had the large dick, despite only recently getting the World Lasting Physique. 

Hancock grabbed her tits, groaning as I inched in. As tight as ever I pushed through her hymen and buried myself inside her once more. It seemed no matter how often I did it, I couldn’t help but want her more. Feeling the fiery passion from her I knew that she was all mine. 

Our tongues meeting I flexed my dick inside of her and began to hump hard. The bed creaking with each thrust she didn’t bother staying quiet. I didn’t either. Hancock was mine. We weren’t some high schoolers fooling around where no one could see. She was my wife. We did what we wanted where we wanted as we gave into our lust. 

Cumming inside of her quickly my virgin body pulsed with power. I already had the Chikyugi so it didn’t awaken again, but I still felt something change in my chakra as I took her virginity once more. Curious what it could mean I pushed it out of my mind as she pulled my face into her chest. Licking her pink areolas she shuddered as my cum filled her insides. 

“You’re moving in with me,” she said. 

“Oh yeah? Got a mansion?”

“A great condo,” she said. “They said we will have to stay under observation for a few days.”

“Fuck that,” I said. “I’m leaving tomorrow. We have to start working. Who knows, we might get your Pet Choice here.”

“Really?” She asked, excitedly. 

“We will see. This place is a treasure trove. I hope it sticks to canon. It might be harder to level than I remember.” 

“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “We will do it together.” 

“Yep.” I kissed her thick lips. My dick stiffening she shivered but was soon moving her hips to help me thrust into her. Losing ourselves in the sex we got more than a few people knocking at the door yelling at us, but it didn’t matter. We had been asleep for 3 days. We had to make up for lost time.