Chapter 183 Creepin' Creepin' Creepin'
"He told us that his ideal type for Lina is someone who looks well-kept," Zeren said, flexing his wet hair to his friends.
"You might not know this about me, but I shower three times a day," he boasted.
"It doesn't look like it," Rambo whispered to the person next to him.
"He also said he wants a man who can handle spicy food! I eat so much spicy food that even my pee is spicy!"
Rambo tilted his head to the side. "Is that normal?"
"And lastly, he wants a man who hasn't been to the police station just yet. I've been there once, but I was the victim, so it doesn't count," he concluded.
Then, he sighed dreamily while sitting back down on his chair.
"That means that he likes me for Lina," he said.
Kai shook his head at his delusions.
However, he couldn't really negate Zeren's delusions since he had more of a chance with Lina than him.
From what Officer Huang had said, it seemed like Kai didn't have a chance at all!
However, he had a bigger problem at hand.
"Shit," Kai muttered, feeling his stomach grumble for the hundredth time of the day.
Bao looked at him with raised eyebrows. "Do you feel it again?"
Kai nodded, feeling like he wanted to go to the bathroom once more.
"How many times has it been this day?" Bao asked. "Like five times already?"
"Six now," Kai groaned, already feeling queasy.
"You should go then," Bao said. "We still have one period left. Besides, you still have basketball training after it."
Kai nodded, standing from his seat.
"Tell Sir Dao that I went to the bathroom."
With that, Kai bolted out of the room to go to the nearest bathroom.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
He passed Sir Dao on his way there, and the old man tried to stop him.
However, Kai didn't bother stopping. His intestines needed to be emptied out!
It had been two days since he visited Lina's home and ate the hazardous spicy dishes.
Kai had never been used to eating such spicy food, so it was natural that his gastrointestinal reacted in a bad way. He was ready to make an explosion in their bathroom as soon as got home!
However, he didn't expect to be making such explosions up until this day!
Whatever Officer Huang placed in those dishes must have been very potent for him to turn out like this.
However, the other players who visited alongside him looked pretty fine, which Kai was a bit upset about.
More than that, he was so tired of going to the bathroom! The very action of defecating was so painful that he didn't want to go anymore.
He arrived at the bathroom but froze when he saw that there was a sign right outside.
'CLEANING'
"What's with this timing?" Kai muttered.
He looked around and saw that the nearest men's bathroom would be on the second floor.
He probably would have created an accident if he still went up to the second floor.
Then, Kai saw the garden, where he saw some dug holes for the new trees in their school.
He frantically shook his head.
There was no way he was going to poop like a caveman in the garden!
Then, his eyes strayed towards the bathroom to his right—the girl's bathroom.
Kai peeked inside and saw that nobody was around.
He looked up at the sky and asked for forgiveness for his impending sin before bolting inside.
Kai quickly opened one of the cubicles and went in. He wasted no time and relieved himself.
It still felt painful, but it was more painful holding it in.
After a few moments, his intestines were finally clear. Kai felt that pooping in the girls' bathroom was also a great idea since they had better amenities!
The boy's bathroom was always either sticky or slippery! Experience new tales on empire
He cleaned himself really well and prepared to leave when he suddenly heard footsteps coming inside.
Kai's eyes widened, and he stepped up to the toilet bowl before he could comprehend the situation.
All he knew was that he shouldn't be caught!
He pursed his lips and quieted his breathing as he waited for the girl to leave.
Kai knew that Sir Dao was probably looking for him at that point, but he didn't care. This was far more important!
Kai continued tracking the girl's footsteps, frowning when he felt that the footsteps sounded heavier than usual.
He was no expert, but it didn't sound like a girl!
Moreover, whoever this person was, he didn't enter the cubicles.
Instead, it felt like he was just walking mindlessly outside.
"There's no one here," he muttered, causing Kai's eyes to widen even more.
His suspicions were right!
More than that, the person who spoke sounded very familiar.
Kai looked at the person pacing back and forth in front of his cubicle, hoping he wouldn't be found out.
Then, when he saw the familiar shoes through the small gap, he finally realized who it was.
Coach Jin.
Kai frowned as Coach Jin continued pacing in front of the doors, appearing to be installing something on the knobs.
After a while, he finally left.
Kai waited for a few moments before he went out of the cubicles.
The bathroom was eerily silent as he went outside. He knew he should have gone back to class right then and there, but his curiosity couldn't take it.
Coach Jin wouldn't enter the girl's bathroom without any reason.
He must have done something.
Kai looked at the doors, looking for something suspicious.
Then, he halted when he saw some wires poking out at one of the doors.
His frown deepened as he went closer to it, pulling on the wires.
"What is this?" he muttered, looking at the small device attached to the small hole in the doorknob.
However, he quickly froze when he finally realized what it was.
"Cameras," he muttered.
Without any hesitation, he removed the installed camera and stomped on it with his shoes.
Then, he smirked.
"You're making this easier for me."
Kai continued scheming for Coach Jin's downfall when the door suddenly opened, causing Kai to snap back to reality.
His eyes widened as he looked at Lina, who mirrored Kai's shocked expression.
"What...what are you doing here?" Kai asked.
Lina's eyebrows furrowed. "They're cleaning the second-floor bathroom."
"But shouldn't I be asking you that?"
"What are you doing here?"