Chapter 107: Ordinary Cats Can't, But the Great Cat Immortal Can
Chapter 107: Ordinary Cats Can’t, But the Great Cat Immortal Can
“It’s finally done……”
A Liang, no longer feeling discomfort in his body, couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief. He turned around, wanting to ask Li Li more questions.
But as soon as he turned his head, he saw the flattened cat food bag and the chubby figure eating. He immediately picked up Li Li with a darkened face:
“Big F*t Raccoon Cat, you’re already the Great Cat Immortal, why do you still eat so much? You’ve almost emptied the whole bag of cat food, aren’t you afraid of eating yourself to death?”
Good heavens, he only looked away for a few moments, and Li Li was about to finish the entire forty kilograms of cat food.
The most ridiculous thing was that after eating so much, Li Li’s body shape hadn’t changed at all. It was as if there was a black hole in his stomach.
“Of course not, I’m the Great Cat Immortal, how could I eat myself to death? Giving you the holy water consumed a lot of my energy, I’m replenishing my strength now, understand?” Li Li, who was being held, glanced at A Liang and said.
He had turned the other party into a superman, so what was wrong with eating a little of his cat food? Did he have to be so stingy?
“Understand, understand, I’m not saying I won’t let you eat. I’m just afraid you’ll eat too much.” Hearing this, A Liang nodded as he put Li Li down: “Then, Big F*t Raccoon Cat, do you still want to eat chicken b*east? It should be cool enough now.”“Of course, if I don’t eat it, what am I staying here for?” Li Li said. He was staying here for a few bites of food, wasn’t he? Why was the other party asking such a strange question?
“Okay, I’ll go get you some chicken b*east now. You stay here obediently.” A Liang said as he walked towards the kitchen. However, his steps were strangely uncoordinated.
For some reason, he felt light and his feet felt soft on the ground.
“You’d better not move around now, otherwise you might have to buy new plates and floors.” Seeing this, Li Li reminded him and rushed in front of A Liang in a few steps. He jumped off the table with the iron bowl curled in his tail.
In his current state, A Liang might crush the iron bowl if he tried to hold it.
It was best for him to adapt a little first.
“Big F*t Raccoon Cat, your tail is so flexible.” A Liang stared at Li Li’s tail, somewhat surprised.
How was it that the other party’s tail was like a monkey’s? No, it should be said that it was even more flexible than a monkey’s.
“Yes, my tail is not only flexible, but also very strong.” Li Li said after putting down the iron bowl and walked to the twenty-kilogram dumbbell. He easily lifted the dumbbell with his tail. Ꞧ
A Liang was dumbfounded by this scene.
“How is it? Is my tail strong enough?” Li Li jumped in front of A Liang and said: “You are very strong now too, you can lift twenty kilograms with a few fingers. Although it’s not as good as me, it’s still amazing.”
“Really?” A Liang asked in surprise.
“Yes, why don’t you try it?” Li Li said, handing the dumbbell to A Liang with his tail.
It wasn’t difficult to find out if it was true or not, was it? He had even brought the dumbbell over to the other party.
“Thank you, Big F*t Raccoon Cat.” A Liang said as he took the dumbbell, a look of surprise appearing on his face.
It was true! The dumbbell felt incredibly light. He could lift it without any pressure. It seemed that the Cat Cat Holy Water was truly amazing, completely transforming him.
“How is it? Do you know how strong you are now?” Li Li asked, watching A Liang as happy as a one-hundred-and-eighty-pound child.
“Yes, I feel so strong now, Big F*t Raccoon Cat.”
A Liang nodded, playing with the dumbbell as if it were a toy.
“Good, then be careful. You haven’t adapted to the changes in your body yet, it’s easy to break things.” Li Li reminded him. The other party was still spinning the dumbbell. If it flew out and smashed the window later, he would be the one crying.
“Right, right, you’re right, Big F*t Raccoon Cat.” A Liang suddenly realized.
He carefully put down the dumbbell, as if he were putting down something extremely valuable.
“You don’t have to be so careful, you should be able to control your current strength after getting used to it for a while.” Li Li said, reminding him. Even his foolish s*it shoveler could master it within a day. There was no reason why the other party couldn’t.
“Okay, Big F*t Raccoon Cat.” A Liang nodded and then sat down carefully, looking at Li Li: “Then, our lovely Great Cat Immortal, who is our enemy?”
Since Big F*t Raccoon Cat was really a demon, then who was the enemy they were going to fight? It was both exciting and nerve-wracking.
“Enemy? What enemy?” Li Li was stunned for a moment, looking at the Glasses Bro in front of him, unsure what was going on in his head.
“It’s our enemy, Big F*t Raccoon Cat. Didn’t you make me so strong because you needed my help?” A Liang said, his eyes still fixed on Li Li.
“Of course not, I made you so strong because you’re a good person. So I decided to give you a reward.” Li Li said, speechless. What strange things were in Glasses Bro’s head? It felt like they weren’t even on the same wavelength.
He was so powerful, did he still need the other party’s help? If he couldn’t even defeat the enemy, wouldn’t the other party be going to their death by helping him?
“Is that all?” A Liang asked, unwilling to give up.
“Yes, I’m a good cat, how could I have so many enemies?” Li Li nodded and jumped onto A Liang’s shoulder: “Don’t think too much, just live your life well. I’ll get you something better in the future.”
A Liang was initially disappointed, but after hearing Li Li’s last sentence, he couldn’t help but feel happy again:
“Okay, then Big F*t Raccoon Cat, if you need my help, you must tell me.”
“Very well, then I’ll tell you, can you stop always making chicken b*east? Occasionally make something delicious, like beef stew with potatoes, beef with tomatoes, or braised chicken.”
“I’ve been eating boiled chicken b*east every day, my mouth is almost tasteless.” Li Li said. The other party had said that if he needed anything, he could just ask, so he wouldn’t be polite. The area where he needed the most help right now was food.
He really wanted to eat some dishes with rice.
“Uh, Big F*t Raccoon Cat, you’re a cat, you can’t eat such greasy food, it’s not good for your health.” A Liang, who had thought the other party was going to say something else, said weakly.
His eyes scanned Li Li, the meaning was very clear, you’re already as f*t as a gourd, shouldn’t you control your diet?
“Of course ordinary cats can’t eat such greasy food, but I’m the Great Cat Immortal. Have you ever heard of the Great Cat Immortal not being able to eat greasy food?” Li Li asked, patting A Liang’s shoulder. He wasn’t an ordinary cat, okay? So of course the food he ate was different from other cats.
And most importantly, he was muscular, not f*t. Although he looked a little chubby, it was strong.
A Liang looked at Li Li and said with some difficulty:
“I haven’t heard of it, but aren’t you a little too……”
“What do you want to say?” Before A Liang could finish, Li Li curled his tail around the two-hundred-pound barbell and asked.
“Nothing, I just want to say you’re very strong.” A Liang explained, his eyes twitching.
Good heavens, he could lift a two-hundred-pound barbell with such a small tail. What if he gave him a claw? Wouldn’t he fly out?
“That’s right, remember to prepare beef stew with tomatoes for me tomorrow, okay? And cook more rice.” Li Li nodded with satisfaction, seeing that A Liang was so sensible.
“Okay.” A Liang replied, and saw Li Li walking to the door with small steps.
“Li Li, are you going back?” A Liang asked, not daring to add the word “f*t” anymore.
“Of course, this Great Immortal is very busy, you don’t think you’re the only one who worships this Great Immortal, do you?” Li Li said, jumping up and pulling down the doorknob: “Take good care of Calico Cat, I’ll come back to play with you tomorrow, this Great Immortal is leaving today.”
After saying that, he went straight out the door.
“There really are demons in this world.” A Liang muttered as he watched this scene, then felt the strength within his body and a happy expression appeared on his face: “But this is not a bad thing, I’m so strong now.”
“Meow~(Why does Master look so silly and s*upid?)” Calico Cat muttered as she watched A Liang, then continued eating her chicken b*east.
“Meow~(Glasses Bro shouldn’t go around talking about it, right? It seems like it wouldn’t matter even if he did. )” Li Li muttered as he went downstairs, slightly regretting his use of illusion earlier.
But he had already done it, what else could he do? Just let it be.
Based on Glasses Bro’s personality, he definitely wouldn’t gossip and tell everyone.
And even if he did, with the things people were exposed to nowadays, they would definitely think he was joking.
After all, who would believe that there were really demons in this world? Those demons and monsters passed down from legends were just made up by ancient people who couldn’t find a scientific explanation.
Thinking of this, Li Li quickened his pace.
It was already late, he had to hurry back to the residential complex. Otherwise, if it got any later, Auntie would probably be asleep.