Chat Group For Magicians

Chapter 66: I Am Not Popular Dammit!

I kept myself hidden and observe the movement of the guys. Of course, I am observing the movement of the girls too but I prefer to lessen it so that I won't get a boner at all. After all, they are getting a bath.

If possible, I want the two parties to avoid contact and combat while staying hidden. That way, my presence is still unknown while I managed to do the good deed.

This kind of deed is unnecessary really but I can't help thinking what will happen to them if I leave them alone and get assaulted by the guys. I don't think I will be a hero but I can help them in small ways that won't become one of my guilt later on.

There is a fruit on the tree that I have climbed on but according to Blue, this fruit is poisonous and certain monsters can consume this item safely and humans are not included on that so that means it is okay for me to use it.

Plucking out the fruit, I waited for the right timing and when they are not looking, I quickly throw the fruit to the nearby bush. As soon as the fruit hit the bush, the leaves rustled causing the group of men to get their alertness raised.

"I think I saw a movement on that thick bush over there!"

"Let's go and investigate!"

I am quite impressed by my accuracy in throwing now. Although it is still beyond perfect, it was quite accurate already and almost ready to hit the bullseye. The only thing I lacked is that I have not gotten a good amount of experience.

The group of guys was easily lured away and soon, I can see them straying more and more. I monitored them via Mana Scan and they were going further and further to the area where the girls are.

After making sure that they are already far from the area, I sighed in relief and was about to go down when something grazed past my cheek. I felt the warm liquid flowing from my cheek and caused me to go alert. Without checking what caused the wound, I jump down the tree and activated the Blazing Gloves and Burning Shoes. As soon as I landed on the ground, countless weapons are being aimed at me immediately.

"Trying to escape you peeping tom!?"

I just realized that the people aiming me their weapons are the girls who are bathing earlier in the stream. One wrong move and one of the weapons might kill me immediately. I needed to time my next action from escaping the grasp.

"I am just a passerby and didn't peep. I just climbed the tree to find a good vantage point on the area since it lacked a good area to look around the surrounding vicinity."

This alibi is feasible since there really isn't an area good enough to use as a vantage point and the highest vantage point available to my position is far from my location.

"Like hell we believe that alibi of yours! Do you take us as fools? We have seen different kinds of perverts like you say the same old alibis!"

I looked at the girl talking. Honestly, she is beautiful and her body is flawless. The only thing is that she is as flat as a road.  The other girls who are currently aiming their weapons at me are all varying in beauty and all of them are gorgeous. But the one speaking has the only one with a flat front. There are 6 girls surrounding me including the person who is currently doing the talking.

I can overpower them if they are newbies and I can escape them if I use my martial arts to counter their weapons. However, it will be a hard time if they use a magic close range.

"Well, if that is what you believe then fine, I don't need to refute anymore because I am lazy in bargaining."

"So you admit it then?!" she looked furious as she said that to me. She put the tip of her weapon which looks like a halberd to my neck in a very close proximity.

"Did I say something like that? Who said I am admitting it?"

Without warning, I quickly erupted my gloves to scare them and the tactic was effective. They were startled by the flames in it that they loosen their weapons in that instant. It was enough for me to break away.

BANG!

I quickly lay down and slid through the empty space in front of me before I got back up to my feet and started running.

"Hey! Get back here!" She shouted to me as she throws the halberd in my direction.

Colliding on the halberd will prove as a fatal move, therefore, I quickly dodged by jumping to the other side. The Halberd almost hit me in my back and managed to get away without a single graze from it.

However, that doesn't mean I can easily get away from their grasp. One of the girls, a woman with a small stature but has a big "personality" chased me using her twin daggers. She is faster than the rest and she is on my tail right now.

"I will make sure that you will be silenced from your misdeeds, pervert!" she shouted to me as she chased me.

"Don't let that bastard escape Ino! We will make sure to castrate him for seeing us naked!" The girl from earlier said.

"Woah there, I didn't even masturbate so spare my joe from this! It's innocent!" I almost broke in a cold sweat when I heard that. That is very scary! Anyways, this situation seems familiar...

"Kazuma, I think I concluded that you are eternally branded as a pervert. This is the third time you are branded as one. All of these girls you are trying to save wanted to label you as the mighty pervert! Should I add that as one of your achievements in your profile?" Blue snickered.

If Blue is not inside the phone and acting as the AI of the phone and the chat group, I would have already smacked her down. Then suddenly, I got an idea.

"Yuto!"

Yuto immediately appeared as he flew following me. "Master? Do you need some help?"

"Can you do something on those chasing girls?!"

Yuto looked behind and saw the girls carrying their weapons chasing me relentlessly.

"That was f*cked up Master! I admire your ability to be popular with girls!"

"Ahhh! I didn't want this! And also this is not being popular feels like! You are misunderstanding something!"