Detective Ghost Empress

" What …who is getting attacked? Where?" Yu Lingyun's hands reached for his sword as he turned left and right to see what was going on, only for Zhai Heng to tap on his shoulder and then say, " What are you doing? Why are you reaching for your sword in the presence of his majesty?"

" Oh yes…how can I even do something so rude as this," Yu Lingyun placed a hand on the back of his head as he let go of his sword after sheathing it. " I was just surprised after hearing the scream, I don't usually act as rudely. You know that right——" Read the latest on m_v-l'e|-NovelBin.net

" Fck!  Someone get him off me!" The door to Zhai Tianyu's room was pushed open and a cursing Liu Hui Ying rushed out. Her expression was that of panic as she stepped over the threshold with her skirt bunched up in her hands. " Get him off him! Gahh! There is a pervert! There is a pervert!

THERE IS A PERVERT, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?"  She screamed the latter half in Yu Lingyun's ears as she rushed forward and held him by his collar.

" Yes, Yes... I am listening to you but what and whom are you talking about?" He asked while raising his hands in the air. If someone had told Yu Lingyun that one day he would be held in the air by a woman who would hold him by his collar, he would have laughed but…Yu Lingyun looked down at his dangling feet and then turned to look at Zhai Heng before asking, " How much do I weigh anyway?"

" More than eighty kilos, I think," replied the latter.

The two men turned their heads to stare at Liu Hui Ying who was holding Yu Lingyun like he weighed nothing and once again prayed for Zhai Tianyu's safety.

" You have to protect me," Liu Hui Ying stated firmly. And the way she was saying those words, Yu Lingyun was sure that if he refused, the latter would simply kill him if he was to refuse.

" Yes, your majesty... I am here to protect you but at least tell me what and whom I need to protect you from?" Yu Lingyun asked once again.

" That…perverted man" Liu Hui Ying replied as she pointed at Zhai Tianyu who stepped out of the room with his face flushed red in anger and pain.

' There is someone who is even ruder than them,' thought Zhai Heng and Yu Lingyun. But they couldn't even scold Liu Hui Ying as the latter was the Empress and the most doted woman of the harem at the moment.

" Your majesty, I think there is a misunderstanding…you cannot call his majesty a perverted man. I mean that's very rude——" Zhai Heng tried to explain the matter to Liu Hui Ying but then he was interrupted by Zhai Tianyu who breathed heavily and then growled, " I will show you who is small! Come here and look at me!"

' He is indeed perverted!!!' Zhai Heng and Yu Lingyun felt like they had stumbled into another world. Not only was the Empress rude but their Emperor had also turned into a pervert. Look? Look at what? And why was he holding his belt like that?

The two men were speechless and shocked.

And while they were shocked Zhai Tianyu ran after Liu Hui Ying.

" AHHH!! I told you to protect me, traitor!" Yu Lingyun was stumped, he did not know what and whom to protect anymore. Should he protect the Empress or should he protect the virtue of the Emperor?

" Those two …are they heading outside?" Zhai Heng asked suddenly causing Yu Lingyun to pause. The two of them looked at each other before chasing after their rulers.

" Your majesty! Her Majesty, The Empress! Please stop!" The two screamed as they rushed after the two.

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Liu Hui Ying ran outside the courtyard, her shoes clicking on the small cobblestone path as she turned to look at Zhai Tianyu who was limping after her and then shouted in frustration, " If you are sick, go and lie on the bed! What do you think you are doing by chasing after a maiden like me?"

" If you are a maiden, then I am a young boy in love!" Zhai Tianyu's face was red at the moment as he dragged his foot after Liu Hui Ying. " Small? You dare to call your husband small huh?! I am the Emperor afterwards but first I am your husband, and you dare call me something so degrading as that ?"

" Was I right? Is there some truth in it, is that why you are feeling bad all of a sudden? I hit on the nail didn't I?" Liu Hui Ying taunted as she turned to look at the man whose face twisted even more as a devious laugh escaped his lips.

He raised his head and looked at her before mouthing, " Run."

And this time Liu Hui Ying did not know but she did run like hell.

The guards of the Emperor's palace did not know what to do anymore. While there was a woman calling his majesty small, a  man was playing along with her while telling her that he was going to show her just how small he was.

And the reason they couldn't do anything was because the man was his majesty himself and the woman was none other than the Empress.

' This… we can't listen to this! Please stop your majesties!' The guards were afraid that they would be dragged and have their ears chopped off for listening to something like this.

"Gotcha!" Zhai Tianyu's voice caught the attention of the guards along with Zhai Heng and Yu Lingyun who were chasing after the two rulers of their country throughout the entire courtyard. "Didn't you say that I am small huh? Then I will show e and look at it!" With that, he pushed his robe aside and then started to undo his belt.

" Your majesty!"

" Your majesty!"

Yu Lingyun did not even know when was the last time he ran like his life dependent on it but for the rest of his life, he would remember for sure that he once ran like a mad bull to stop his king from taking off his pants.