Erotic Adventures in the Omniverse: Vampire Lord got too many wives

Chapter 56 A Bad Joke

[A/N: Levels in this novel do not have a limit, for now it may seem Jayden's level is too high, but even vampires who had just reached adulthood will have a level of 50K, he's still a vampire infant.] 

Kills Left: [235,878/1,000,000]

[Name: Jayden XXXXX]

[Race:Blood Vampire]

[Class: Vampire Infant (level 4837)]

[Blood Points: 634,994]

[Hunger Points]: [ 291,368/299,800]

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[Basic Vampire Abilities:]

[Super Speed]

[Super Strength]

[Fast Healing]

[Stronger Senses ]

[Charm ]

[ Bat Transformation]

[ Mist Transformation]

[Telekinesis]

[Body Transformation]: *new*

(Allows you to change your body structure based on your imagination, under certain restrictions.)

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Innate Ability:
[Mind Manipulator ]{ Level 2 [0/2,000,000] BP }

[Skill Description] : (

-With just a glance into someone's eyes you can alter, steal or add any memory you want.

(Cost: 10 HP)

-Master of Genjutsu.

-Your brain works 100 times faster and better than before.

[Additional Ability]:

[Range ]: Allows you to sense the tiniest of things within a range of 5 km, nothing could escape your senses once you activate this skill, within the limited range.

-Allows you to teleport anything while replacing it with something else within a range of 150 meters in diameter.(Cost: 100 HP)

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Primary Ability:

[Time Manipulation] { Level 1[0/1,000,000] BP }

[Description]: (Time Is the only thing that could bend 'fate' in front of it. Nothing could stand in against of it, nothing could surpass it, nothing could stop it.

Even the one who created it, perished along with it. Time God's legacy, strongest of all.)
1. [Allows you to stop time for 2 minutes.

Cost: 4,000 HP ]

2. [Allows you to see 30 minutes into the future.

Cost: 2,000 HP]

3. [Allows you to go back 30 minutes into the past.

Cost: 2,000 HP ]

4. [Allows you to steal other's entire existence.

Cost: 20,000 HP]

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[Obtained Ability]:

[Nether Aura]

[Skill description ]: Steal other's killing intent and you could unleash a strong nether fire that could burn a person's soul and mind, but use it too much and you will find yourself to be the one burned instead. It is nearly impossible to extinguish the Nether fire. Your natural aura combined with Nether Aura could unleash an attack that could turn the opponent into your slave, who could never betray you, but only if the opponent's aura isn't too much higher than yours.

{Current level: 8,803}

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[Battle Styles ]:

[Karate ]

[Boxing]

[Jujutsu ]

[Ashura's-footwork (incomplete)]

[Ashura's weapon styles (incomplete)]

[Yin-Yang punch ] *new*

[Belphegor's legacy ]: *new*

[(Pills Formation), (Array Formation), (Healing Arts), (Beast Taming Arts), (Assassination arts), (Martial Combat), (Weapon Mastery),...] 

[ Divine Medical Arts ]: *new*

(Consist of knowledge of Acupuncture, Homeopathy, Naturopathy, Osteopathy, pills and potions.)

[Divine Dual Cultivation Arts ]: *new*

(A/N: No explanation needed.)

[Soul Eye ]: *new*

[Launches an attack directly at the soul of an opponent, extremely difficult to dodge and could kill an opponent much stronger than you but at the cost of your vitality.

Cost: 150,000 HP]

[Cursed Voice ]: *new*

(Turns words into commands and in exchange for the user's vitality, releases spiritual attacks.

Cost: 10,000 HP)

[ Demonic Devouring Arts ] *new*

[Infernal Steps ] *new*

Alter Egos { Level 2 [0/1,000,000 ] BP }:

[Happy Ego]: Carefree, joking, loving, friendly.

(Increases Charm by 40%; Increases opposite gender attraction towards you to 2 times.)

[Cunning Ego]: Calculative, clever, sly, planning master.

(Increases senses and thinking ability by 40%;

Increases the strength of skills related to mind and soul to 2 times.)

[Psycho Ego]: Sadistic, cruel, battle maniac.

(Increases strength and agility by 40%;

Turns you into a devil who doesn't feel tired or any kind of pain for 5 hours a day.)

[Arrogant Ego]: Indifferent, egotistical, disdainful.

(Increases strength of aura around you by 40%;

Increases your nether Aura's level to 2 times.)

Equipments:

[Andrea's Will ]{ Level 2 [0/1,000,000 ] BP }:

[Genis's care]{ Level 2 [0/1,000,000 ] BP}:

Jayden observed his stats in astonishment, he expected his level to increase by a lot, but the reality far surpassed his expectations.

And all his new skills were the cherry on the cake, he reads each skill many times so that he could use them immediately when needed.

Belphegor's legacy alone gave him so many skills, though he would still need to practice skills like pill formation and array formation. 'Haughty must have used the body transformation skill earlier! Jayden thoughts.

Then there is Soul Eye and Cursed Voice, which he obtained from Shadow, these were Shadow's strongest attacks. Soul eye alone is capable of killing someone with a higher level than Jayden, as most people won't be able to defend against an attack directed at their soul.

A wry smile appears on Jayden's face as he looks at dual cultivation arts, just when he thought he will be able to use it, the opportunity ended before he could do anything.

'Next time, definitely. ' With a mental note, Jayden moves on to the next skill.

Divine medical arts, Yin yang punch, infernal steps and demonic Devouring Arts, these were the techniques he had already used and do not need to study in detail.

Although his blood points haven't increased by a lot, but his level and hunger Points have a drastic change in them.

"Alice, Eleanor, Sophie, Layla you all should rest here for some time, if we find any suitable place to stay, I'll bring you there."

"Okay," Eleanor, Sophie and Layla nodded and started to move to another corner of the cave.

Alice stood on her spot staring at Jayden, then feeling her gaze, Jayden turns to look at her and asks:

"What's wrong, Alice?"

"Don't call me by my name, use something more sweet. And I have something for you. " Alice said puffing her rosy cheeks.

"Okay... Babe?" Jayden said a little uncertain, he's still not used to it, even though he have previously used such words a few times. 

"Hmm, that's better." Alice nods in satisfaction.

"What do you want to give me?" Jayden questions.

Without uttering a word Alice moves closer to him, then stood on her toes and plants her cherry lips on Jayden's lips, giving him a passionate kiss.

" mmmm~ "

Jayden was surprised but reciprocated her kiss after a moment. After kissing Jayden for a couple of minutes, Alice moves back forming a thin line of saliva between their parting lips.

Wiping the saliva, Alice speaks: "That's all, Bye. " And then she moves toward others, under the stunned gaze of all three women, out of which one was jealous, one confused and one only a little surprised.

Jayden stares at her bouncing juicy ass, as Alice strolls away from him. He smiles and shakes his head seeing her boldness, she's the boldest among all his wives.

"Alpha, Beta, Gamma " Jayden calls as three shadows appear from under his feet, and bow respectively in front of him.

"""Yes, master. """

"Alpha, you move in the North direction up to 30 miles and kill all zombies you come across and also look out for any suitable resting place."

"Beta, you take the east and Gamma you will go to the west direction."

After giving his orders Jayden observes the levels of the Assassins and was quite surprised by their levels.

[ Servants's Levels]:

[Alpha: 4,689]

[Beta: 4,283]

[Gamma: 4,105]

"If you meet any opponent you couldn't handle, just run away." Jayden warns them and then waves his hand indicating to start their tasks, as three shadows flew out of the cave.

"My dragon friend, you should play out a little too."

Jayden then looks at the red bracelet on his hand, and then under Jayden's command, Andrea turns into a big red dragon and flew out of the cave into the South direction, as all women stared at it. Although it can't be too far away from Jayden, but it is still useful in the current situation.

'Anna, how strong will be the king of zombies? ' Jayden asks Anna in his mind.

"He must be many centuries old, according to my standard he is just an ant, but for you, he is still going to be a difficult opponent. His level alone should be double to that of yours." Anna said, instantly shattering all the joy and confidence he got after seeing his stats.

"Thanks for the motivation. So even if I am to fight him along with all three of the assassins, I won't stand a chance, is that what you are saying?" Jayden asks feeling a bit depressed already.

"Exactly, you're so smart. " Anna chortles.

"Then I first need to kill all his Generals and his strongest warriors and leave the main dish for last. "

Jayden speaks to himself.

"What, you're going to eat a zombie?" Anna said jokingly.

Jayden frowns at her bad joke:" Is that the best you can do? Just how much of a loner are you to make jokes of such quality?" 

"Hmph "Anna snorts.

"By the way, I wanted to ask this before too, but why can't I see my last name in the stats? " Jayden asks looking at his stat window. 

"Maybe it's something you shouldn't know with your current strength or maybe something is stopping it from showing." Anna speaks while looking intently at the locket on Jayden's neck.

"Or maybe it just sounds too bad, that even the orb is ashamed of showing it. "Anna jokes after a moment.

"Again, don't make such stupid jokes." Jayden said.

"Ok, then why don't you tell me a joke? " Anna said, offended by his comment.

"Hmmm... " Jayden begins to think, but then a familiar voice rang in his mind, it was haughty.

Trusting Haughty, Jayden begins to speak the joke Haughty was telling him line by line: 

"Listen carefully, this is how a joke should be..." Jayden said before starting.

"Once in an orphanage, I asked a little girl:

'What do you call the things you could never see?'

'Invisible?' She answered.

Then I said to her:' No, you call that your parents, as they're already dea...'

Jayden told the joke to Anna word by word, as haughty spoke in his mind, but by the time he reached the end Jayden understood, he shouldn't have trusted Haughty.

"Ahem, maybe I should start to work on my plan." Jayden said acting as if nothing happened.

Waah..." Anna was speechless.

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