Chapter 124: Zhang Zheng was cheated!
Others don't understand, but Cuiping knows in her heart that her master is a little abnormal, at least, he may have some special hobbies when it comes to sex.
"This can only be divided into wanting and not wanting. If you say how often, it has something to do with age."
Li Haitang didn't look down on Cuiping, but patiently did science popularization. It's not easy to think of a maid who is in the top position, and she is worried about the lower body of the dog official!
The reason why people are called humans is that they have emotions and know how to control them. Unlike animals, some people get busy and can't remember this is normal for ten days and a half months.
"Yep?"
Cuiping didn't understand, she took off all her clothes, the master didn't even look at her, did she want it?
She felt that she was not bad in terms of figure, appearance, and skin color. For this reason, Cuiping also verified with the servant of the house.
"To put it simply, for example, when a man is overdrawn or has something on his mind, he may not think about it."
Li Haitang thought that if what she said was not direct enough, Cuiping, a stupid girl, might not understand what she meant, so she kindly added, "Of course, there may also be a physical problem, so don't lift it."
Cuiping is a maid, and she is still unborn, so it is difficult to ask the doctor some things, but Li Haitang is a woman, so it is different.
"Don't worry, doctors have their own ethics, and no third person will know our conversation."
It is not unreasonable for a doctor to have a parental heart. At least as a stranger, Li Haitang will not have the intention to laugh and answer questions patiently.
"Don't lift..."
Cuiping's eyes widened, and he muttered, "Could it be that the master won't lift it?" There is really this possibility, otherwise, why would I read such a heavy pamphlet, I think it is to stimulate myself.
If this is the case, Cuiping suddenly feels that life is gloomy and hopeless, and wants to climb out of bed and strive to become a concubine, why is it so difficult!
No wonder, the master reacted so strongly when he saw the donkey whip, and even kicked her out of the house. It turned out that she was stupid and just stepped on his painful foot.
If you are a man, you will be stimulated and become angry from embarrassment.
Cuiping's complexion changed several times, turning green, then white, and then black again. She was tearful, and wanted to find a solution.
"this…"
Li Haitang couldn't use her reputation as a genius doctor. Without a diagnosis, she didn't know what was wrong with him.
"Strengthening yang can start with diet therapy."
Li Haitang rolled his eyes, could it be that he is really a dog official? Tsk tsk, looking at people looking like dogs, it turns out that there is a hidden disease.
For Zhang Zheng, Li Haitang had no sympathy at all. He still hated him for throwing himself to death row.
Don't cheat Zhang Zheng, who is she cheating! Hmph, Li Haitang admits that she is small-minded, so what, she is not a real man.
"Miss Cuiping, don't worry about this, you can strengthen your yang through diet therapy."
This Li Haitang is not lying. Usually, things that can strengthen yang include wolfberry, leeks, oysters, sea bass, scallops, lamb kidneys, black beans, chestnuts, etc. With a long-term and reasonable diet, it can improve.
"But this is aimed at aphrodisiac. If you stop lifting suddenly, there may be some reasons in your heart."
Seeing that Cuiping heard it, Li Haitang continued to flicker, talking a lot, laughing to the point of internal injury.
"Psychological reasons?"
Cuiping quickly grasped the point, and then thought about it carefully, it seems that after reading the barbarian's best pamphlet, the master's temper became more and more bad. Could it be that he was not satisfied physically and couldn't find a way to vent?
If she can solve her master's problem, the two of them will become the master's confidants if they have a common secret. At least, if her wife wants to take care of her after she gives birth in the future, she must also take into account the master's wishes.
After thinking about it, as the genius doctor said, it is likely that the master has a psychological factor, so he becomes ostracized by women.
In the past, there were maids serving pens and inks in his study, but now they are all servants, and even the bottoms of his trousers are not allowed to be washed by the maids.
"If it is said that women are excluded, then it will be troublesome to cure it."
Li Haitang spread his hands, full of bad water, and had to put on a helpless expression on his face.
"Genius doctor, please help me find a way."
Cuiping took off the golden hairpin she was wearing, and stuffed it into Li Haitang's hands, "This suddenly rejects women, the servants can't find the crux of the problem, and they are anxious to get angry."
Cuiping didn't say who it was, so Li Haitang pretended not to know. She thought about it for a long time, and then said seriously, "Cuiping, you know Mr. Zeng's, he is very repulsive to women."
If she didn't make it clear, Li Haitang would not leave a clue in her words. She said it all. Whether Cuiping can understand it all depends on her brain.
"The addiction to broken sleeves!"
Cuiping exclaimed, in the past with her wife, she had often heard that men had a habit of cutting off their sleeves, and they were only interested in men, and had no reaction to women at all.
Could it be... Could it be that their master suddenly changed his sexual orientation? This is a big trouble!
Cuiping almost cried to death. She looked at Li Haitang tremblingly, and asked tremblingly, "God... God doctor, how can you tell if the other party has a broken sleeve?"
"It's simple. Let a man with little clothes go in and seduce him. If the other party is interested, he can't hide it."
Li Haitang rubbed his chin, his expression was ethereal and ecstatic, as if he could go to heaven at any time.
Facing such a miracle doctor, Cuiping became more determined in her belief that she wanted to cure her master!
That night, Cuiping found the doorman in the mansion, poured him a bowl of ecstasy, took advantage of his confusion, stripped off his clothes, and threw him directly on the bed in Zhang Zheng's bedroom.
At the end of the year, he was busy with work. After Zhang Zheng washed up, he rubbed his sore forehead. He heard that Cuiping came to make the bed, but he didn't mind. In short, it's good to leave, and don't always think about him.
He just went to bed and found the bed was slippery. When he touched it, his chest was flat. Zhang Zheng lit the oil lamp, saw the naked servant, and said angrily, "Cuiping, you did a good job!"
It is said that last night, the magistrate’s back house uttered a terrifying roar, which shocked the owls on the tree and fell under the tree. At first, a dog barked, and then all the dogs in the city barked in fright, so that the people thought that Jiangyang robbers had come, and hid in bed at night. trembling.
Li Haitang's house is not too far from the magistrate's yamen, but she turned over and slept very well. It was the next day's breakfast, listening to Chen Erchen's gossip about the details.
"I heard that Mr. Zhang was furious, but don't let anyone offend him. Even if you don't care about people's lives, you will inevitably be punished."
Second Aunt Chen served Li Haitang porridge, and talked about the gossip she heard at the market in the morning. The sky was dry and things were dry. Mr. Zhang was probably emotionally unstable because his son-in-law Zeng Yan was a man with broken sleeves, so he was anxious to get angry. There are rumors all over the city, saying that the daughter of the Zhang family only has eyes for Mr. Zeng, and if he is not married to the king, even if the other party cuts off his sleeves, it doesn't matter. The love is deep, so Mrs. Zhang feels aggrieved and wants to sever the father-daughter relationship with Mrs. Zhang .