Goddess Collector: Every Hole is a Goal

Chapter 735: Kindness Summons Rewards

Rave music blasted against Nik's hearing as he found most of the patrons already swaying on the dance floor in little time. This club wasn't exactly orthodox. From the crime base underground, which Nik chose to ignore just because he was taking a break from being a hero, to the strange drugs handed out in the entrance, the weekday afternoon schedule, made it sure that whoever attended the party belonged to the minor section of society that wouldn't give a fuck about most tame illegal activities.

With drinks in their hands, the trio leaned against the counter with their backs to the bartender, unwilling to gaze more at the guy who wore a leather jock bag around his cock with a ring stuck to the base as straps of thin black leather reached high towards his shoulder, keeping the cock and testes bag in place. But god forbid the man turns while Nik is asking for a drink.

'Alright, time to review my actual capabilities,' Nik thought. His objective was to be the wingman Krodh remembers for the rest of his non-virgin life and that is by wingmanning away his virginity. 'From my birth, I'm a trained speaker. To woo beautiful patrons and reject unsightly whores begging for my services. Although, it turns out I would kick away most of them. Then... well, I won't be relying on my bloodline. Krodh should still get some sugar regardless of it...There is just one problem,' Nik mused silently.

'I'm not personally good at normal relationships. Almost all my partners are fruits of unorthodox situations that worked for him while he also needed to attune his methods of pleasing women verbally to his current world. In Glory City, the value of attraction was usually strength and kindness, which he excelled in. But the current world demanded more socially. Nik could hook-up with heroes and agents because they knew who he was and his status alongside his looks. But the same couldn't be said for the girls in front of him.

'Not to mention, my past self could date Mj and Anna and other girls because of their slightly naive nature and young age. If they were in this bar and strangers, of course, they would demand much more than a charming smile and 'raw, natural' talent.

"What's your type?" Nik inquired Krodh as he furrowed deeply. His long crimson locks framed his face as his slightly somber expression stood out like a sore thumb but naturally, not many minded it and paid a little attention to the dark hunk near the counter.

"Meaty ones. The more I can eat, the better," Krodh replied as Brian calmly sipped on his drink, not caring how Krodh's words were once again filled with sexual innuendos.

"Me, too," Nik snickered, "Alright, but you have to confirm that I'm not sending a woman in your mouths to be killed. Sex and killing are different things. Say it."

Hesitatingly, Krodh nodded and said the words out loud.

"Sex and killing are different things... but, if it's anything like"

"No," Nik countered, "Don't think of anything else," he added, "When I signal you to come forward, just walk up to me and nod. Remember, do not speak," Nik stated with an extremely serious expression.

As Nik left the duo, he made his way towards a duet. Two girls swaying against each other playfully as they wore tight costumes. One black and other dark-blue with body paint on as if she wasn't wearing anything in the first place but such tactic proved to be ineffective against Nik since instead of lust and debauchery, what Nik felt was appreciation.

Nik had already noted Brian's lack of body manipulation ability and instead of getting lured in the glory of bragging by revealing what could possibly be his most op skill considering the range of objectives he can achieve, Nik decided to help him by finding a size queen. He had no idea what the alien cock would look like but what he did know was that even the size queen needed to be heavily drunk.

After all, if Brian's head was any indicator of his other body parts that Nik felt that there would be a lot of creases on Brian's other head. Meanwhile, the blue-toned girl had been eyeing Krodh for a while now. Her attraction to full body skin cosplay was already observed and once Nik started following the rhythm, letting his upper body sway slightly to the tone of the music, he plastered a playful smirk over his lips before making an introduction and starting a playful banter.

Meanwhile, as Nik prepared, Brian and Krodh observed the lust apostle with an impressed gaze. However, unlike Nik, Brian knew the things he had to impart to Krodh before he leaves off for the journey of his life.

"Krodh... what would you do if your partner bit you?" Brian inquired without a change in expression as Krodh didn't even need a second to answer this particular question with as much violence he can gather.

"Rip that bitch's mouth off before tearing her in half from her skull!" He growled, making the bartender lick his lips but Brian turned to Krodh with a serious expression.

"No, you won't. Say if after me I will accept playful injuries and not turn violent killing machine!"

"But master"

"Say it!"

Under Brian's intense stare, Krodh fell meek again a comfortable position for him he admitted internally. Nodding, Krodh repeated the heretic statement with gritted jaws. Satisfied, Brian sipped his drink. In reality, he wasn't all that into wetting his tip anywhere but just wanted to pass some time. During the last party, he did get an opportunity with a girl but...

Brian's expression flickered while he let out a torrent of internal curse towards this body's biological father. Unlike a veteran transmigrator with no prior attachments, Brian felt that he would feel a bit different if he has families in his later adventures but once he realized that this particular dad of his was a hell-bent maniac, all of his personal feelings fizzled out and well, the body's karma was to kill the father in the first place, so his clarity of emotions helped a lot.

'Huh, I need a spaceship to find him...' Brian mused as a girl approached the two hunks herself. Although unappealing to the eye was Brian's 'cosplay', his overall physique attracted attention.

As the girl grew closer to the duo, Krodh suddenly tilted his head towards her, looking down with an icy crimson gaze as he drank from the glass.

"Beat it," he growled, "Your tits and ass is not worthy of master's attention!"

'Oh my god...' Brian held the need to moan in frustration but kept his quiet. Krodh's sense of beauty was a bit tweaked but his sense of worship and reverence towards Brian was unshakable. Despite their banters, the two knew that one was the master with utmost control, the creator of the other in the couple.

It was at this time, Brian noticed Nik waving towards them and once he got their attention, Nik began pointing at the two and laughing pleasantly as he beckoned the two soon after.

As they got closer, Brian heard Nik saying, "It was super awesome to meet you guys but really, these two... they are professional make-up artists, most of their works even getting global attention. And," he leaned forward, "They both can get special passes for multiple events, you know," he winked suggestively as the girls' expression brightened.

When the two reached, Nik leaned towards the two men and whispered, "The two know what they are getting into... the brunette likes your work ethics, you know... creating a costume to the point with no area untouched," Brian stifled a chuckle as Krodh finally revealed a trace of panic as he gazed at the devilish intentions hidden behind the white eyes of the blue-skinned woman as she licked her lips.

'Master...' Krodh mumbled through their mental connection as he felt his throat turn dry once facing the opponent of techniques he had never encountered before.

'Don't worry, remember, just smile and nod. Don't say anything,' Brian reiterated Nik's warning.

"I'm leaving you girls in capable hands, darlings," Nik chuckled, "Now, you wouldn't mind me slipping away to have fun, right?"

"No, not at all," the brunette leaned forward to peck Nik's cheek, "Let's hang out again, Nik," she grinned before giving a sweet glance towards Brian.

"Ay, whenever you want," Nik smirked before leaving.

[Don't give them my contact info.] Nik added a warning to Brian as he was almost sent to the edge of chuckleville.

As Nik returned, the bartender provided a drink to another customer with a pill popped within before looking towards the approaching casual star.

"I see you've helped your friends," he curved his lips, "I like kind boys~!"

"Really?" Nik inquired, "What for?"

Seeing the glint in the bartender's eyes, Nik almost guffawed. But his probing made the bartender feel a little unprofessional, a title he would hang over his cock if he could get hands on the guy in front of him right now.

"Things," the bartender replied, "Steamier things," he whispered.

"Oh, Carlos, cover your tits already," a familiar voice broke the flow of conversation as Carlos pouted and leaned away while Nik looked towards the source of the voice.

"Hmm, however did you get inside?" The silver-haired woman inquired with a raised eyebrow as she wore a tight latex outfit that glimmered under the light with white furry collars extending towards her neck through the zip running down the suit, ending right above a special place that attracted Nik's devious gaze. With the zipline a bit undone, the woman revealed her cushy breasts pressed against the suit, forming a deep cleavage which she wore proudly.

"I can demonstrate it through actions," Nik offered right away with a dirty smile as the luscious lips of the woman twitched.

"I meant," she seethed, "How did a kid get in this club?"

"Really? You're stumped by that?" Nik chuckled, raising his drink in front of the woman and sipping as the fair-skinned woman pursed his lips, "I asked with a pretty please."

"Huh?" The woman blinked while the bartender gulped, his imagination running wild as he glanced towards Nik with hidden desires, which were not so hidden after all.

Sighing softly, Nik placed the glass on the counter and observed the woman with unhindered intentions. Feeling her entire being seemingly exposed to the 'magical' kid, the woman bit her lips in annoyance when Nik spoke up, "You're here to steal or something?"

"Nah, she's a regular," Carlos replied from behind. Looking behind, Nik smiled, "Thanks, Carl."

Unknowingly, Carlos blushed despite his experience as he nodded only to be interrupted by a slight drunk woman.

"You've got your answer," she grunted, "Why're you here?"

"For them?" Nuk pointed as the blue-skinned woman leaned against Krodh's tough body while swaying to the music while Brian proved himself a sociable character despite countless life strangled by his very hands as he chuckled while the brunette gave him all sorts of signals while enjoying Brian's large palms holding her waist possessively.

"They... are highschoolers?" She gaped.

"What? No," Nik snorted, "They're just 40-year-old virgins."

Staring at Nik and his sincere expression, she sighed.

"Whatever," she huffed but still sat near him. After all, Nik was simply more interesting than cosplaying junkies popping strange pills in their system.

"Did you take the pill?" She inquired.

"Nope," Nik shrugged as he sneaked a glance to her voluptuous breasts begging for more attention than they already got from every passing stranger.

"Who would have thought I'd run into you... Felicia," Nik chuckled as Carlos placed a drink in front of Felicia without her saying anything.

"Coincidence occurs everywhere. What can we do about it?" Felicia shrugged.

'Many... many things,' Nik smiled.

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Alternative Title: Kindness Lure Kittens