Harry Potter: Blood of the Dragon

5 days later, Magnus' Mansion

"Wah, I love technology. Rag, increase the volume." Magnus nudged Ragnar. ​​

At the moment, both of them were sitting on the couch like two couch potatoes. They were being lazy, there was a plate full of snacks in front of them and a few empty cans of coke while the television showed some movie.

"Eh... Do it yourself, remote is too far." Ragnar denied.

Magnus glared at him, "What the hell, it's right in front of you."

"It's further than my arms can reach." Ragnar lazily said.

Magnus was angry, "Yes, by just 2 inches."

"To me, it's like two miles. Just chill, brother. Concentrate on the screen and you will hear just fine." Ragnar said.

Seeing the strange non-hyperactive behaviour of Ragnar, Magnus became suspicious. "Are you okay? Wait... why are your eyes red? Did you drink or smoke something?"

"I don't know, I was just doing a test in my lab. I inhaled some fumes, nothing too serious." Ragnar replied.

"Ragnar, you are high. What the hell were you experimenting on?" Magnus inquired.

"Sleeping bomb. You throw it on the enemies in large numbers, it will spew smoke around and anybody who inhales it will fall asleep immediately." Ragnar explained.

Magnus was now fully sure that Ragnar had smelled some kind of narcotic substance. He didn't know if it would kill him though.

~He's an experienced potioneer, he'll probably live.~

*DING DONG*

The doorbell rang. It was just Magnus and Ragnar at home. Abe was out to get the groceries and George was out to make sure no IRA scum tried anything harmful on his parents.

Magnus went to open the door. He was in long shorts and a t-shirt. It was unusually hot this summer.

"Is this the pizza I ordered?" He wondered and opened the door.

Lazily, he looked and paused for a moment. Then suddenly he jumped out and hugged the person.

"AH, MY BROTHER BOBBY!" Magnus cheered. Of course, the first day he arrived back at home he had called Bobby. But his mother told him that he had gone to Oxford University.

Magnus then had to talk to Mrs Armstrong, as she told him how unbelievable she feels these days. She herself was a teacher and knew that Bobby wasn't initially this smart, but something happened after staying with Magnus and Mrs Armstrong was very happy about that.

Magnus had literally jumped on Bobby and now Bobby was stumbling, trying to carry the weight.

"What the hell, why are you acting like a monkey?" Bobby asked while throwing Magnus away.

"Huh... Don't talk bad about them, Monkeys are cool. Read about Sun Wukong, a really funny powerful monkey demigod. Come now, I will show you my awesome new home hehe..." Magnus dragged him in.

As soon as they arrived in the living room, Ragnar was seen watching television from just 2 feet away.

"What's he doing?" Bobby asked.

"Ignore him, he inhaled something bad earlier. He'll be fine eventually. Come, I'll show you the bowling alley." Magnus said and took him to play bowling.

...

"So, how's college going? Our Bobby is growing too fast it seems." Magnus inquired.

Bobby shrugged, "It's normal. A lot of new stuff to learn though. I'm still looking for a few members for the Order of Merlin. I've selected 3 for now but I'm still reviewing them. One is the son of a family of politicians. His dad is an MP. Then there is an economics student, who wrote some really great articles in a few magazines. Finally, there is the son of a Supreme Court Judge. He's also studying law."

*Whistle*

"You've been busy. I've also started looking for some worthy characters. But summer vacation has started. I also need to prepare to stop the Wizard version of Hitler." Magnus told his side of the story.

*Sigh*

Bobby sighed in pity, "Sometimes I envy you for having magic but then pity you for literally having to fight for survival."

"Heh, everything's got its pros and cons. And I guess it'll be a part of my life to go through assassination attempts as I'll be the next king. Ah, did I tell you, I met the queen a few days ago," Magnus revealed.

"And? Did she curse at you? Maybe hit you with her bag?" Bobby jokingly asked.

Magnus started, "Heh, no, nothing of that sort. She agreed to all my demands. I guess she admitted defeat, knowing that fighting me will be bad only for her. Dad will be announced as her eldest secret son this year."

Bobby laughed, "HAHA... I can imagine how shocked uncle must have been. So he's going to be the crown prince."

"Yes, anyway, what about you? How is the FutureTek coming along?" Magnus asked him. He was genuinely interested in this company as he had many big plans for it.

"Awesome. We will start manufacturing computers next month. I've already received a few thousand orders. By the way, YOU BOUGHT CHRYSLER BUILDING?" Bobby exclaimed in question.

"That building is called Chrysler building? Wait... isn't that a car factory?" Magnus was so confused right now.

-_-

Bobby suddenly realised something.

"Car factory? It is one of the most iconic skyscrapers in Manhattan. It's a very famous commercial office building." Bobby explained.

"WHAT?!" Magnus was in shock.

"B-But... I told Ted to buy the Chrysler for me... I just wanted to invest in cars." Magnus said, while slowly realising he was the one who messed up.

"Is that building worth it though? Is my money lost?" Magnus asked him in concern.

"No, you can rest easy. The building is very famous and in a prime location. It's a very valuable real estate investment." Bobby's words were enough to make Magnus feel at ease.

"I seriously need an assistant." Magnus tiredly muttered.

*DING DONG*

"Now who is it?" Magnus and Bobby went to open the door.

But, as they arrived they saw Ragnar was already at the door, he had opened it and was now just standing there like a statue.

On the other side of the door was a confused Sirius, who was being weirded out by Ragnar. "Are you sleepwalking?"

"Just come in, Sirius, ignore him," Magnus spoke. Sirius quickly sneaked in from Ragnar's side.

But, Magnus seeing that Ragnar might harm himself if left like this, decided to put him to sleep. He took out his wand and pointed it at him.

"Stupefy"

And Ragnar dropped silently. He then levitated him and put him on the couch.

"What the hell even goes on in your life? Everything is so strange." Sirius asked weirdly.

But Magnus shrugged his shoulder, "To me, it has become daily life now. Come, we were playing bowling."

Once in the playroom, Magnus asked Sirius, "What brought you here?"

"I ran out actually. Came here to warn you. My sister, Bellatrix, is now officially married to Rudolphus Lestrange. And I just saw Bellatrix raging about catching your little arse to impress her lord." Sirius informed him.

Magnus scratched his head, "Is she a pedo? Why would she want my ass? And why did your family let her marry a handicapped? Besides, he will die sooner than later, there is no mercy for him in my book, especially in Ragnar's book. If you can, persuade Bellatrix to leave this path, there is still time."

"Haha... don't joke. My whole family supports this mess. If I protested they would lock me in the dungeons. They are a gone case. Narcissa is still somewhat sane but even she is being pushed by family now. Regulus has also changed since I left for school. He talks less to me." Sirius' face turned sad.

"STRIKE!" Magnus bowled a perfect strike and cheered.

"Don't worry, Regulus will be impressed by my coolness. One way or another, I will befriend him. Don't forget my charm." Magnus boasted.

"Sure, after all, only you in our group have a girlfriend." Sirius joked.

Bobby chuckled, "Hehe, I remember now, he was very famous with girls even in elementary school. They would fight each other to hold his hand."

"That was because I was hot... I mean my body temperature was high..." Magnus tried to clarify but he admitted defeat when Sirius and Bobby didn't stop laughing.

...

After Magnus and the rest were gone, the living room went silent. But, there were Arthur and Merlin in the portrait, lazing and looking at Ragnar. Magnus had put many enchanted portraits for them in the house so they could move around in them.

"I can guarantee he inhaled the unicorn hair ash." Merlin diagnosed.

"Hmm... I remember going through it myself." Arthur added.

As they were talking, they noticed Summer and Chad coming and looking at Ragnar with interest. Chad jumped on Ragnar's chest and slapped him. Summer was pecking on his head.

"CHAD, make a cat punch on the joint of his legs," Arthur commanded the cat.

All too familiar with Arthur. Chad obeyed and went close to Ragnar's manhood.

Merlin couldn't see this happening. "SUMMER! stop Chad. Show your power, girl."

Summer quickly flew and also grabbed Chad with her claws and then threw him on the floor from some height.

Arthur turned to Merlin, "Are you picking a fight with me? Your mumbo jumbo won't work here, Chad is stronger."

"But he cannot fly, SUMMER, I choose you... as my champion. Beat Chad." Merlin shouted.

Arthur did the same and started instructing Chad.

But the end result of this fight was going to be a headache for Magnus.

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