Heaven, Earth, Me

When Yasenia and Evelyn went out, they saw a languid Angel caressing her ‘full’ stomach and a dazed Cecile. Oliver and Gustav weren’t present, they seemed to have gone near to find some food.

Yasenia looked at Cecile and said, “Sorry for the inconvenience.”

Cecile jumped with a start! She looked at Yasenia and blushed a little stammering for the first time “I-I, y-you, *Cough* Don’t worry, if it wasn’t for me feeding you that pill, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Yasenia chuckled and nodded, then she sat beside her. Cecile became stiff after her scent and presence came near.

When Yasenia saw the two boys returning, she waved at them, “What did you guys get?”

Oliver didn’t mind what happened so he answered normally, “Some rabbits, I’m truly amazed they can even survive in this environment.”

Cecil wanted to distract herself so she answered, “Haven’t you been paying attention in class? Because they don’t have energy, nor cores, they are almost like a rock on the side to ranked beasts. Only humans can get nourishment from them. Moreover, a cultivator will be able to stop eating and sleeping after they reach the Unification Realm.”

Oliver scratched his head, “Did they truly say that? Why do mom and dad eat then? They are above the mortal realms!”

Yasenia rolled her eyes, “Of course, they do it for mental health! Don’t you think that if a cultivator stops eating, or sleeping they would become… Less human? That is why I learned cooking and massages. Do you think that a cultivator will need a normal massage? I want to have some… Mortal hobbies. Big bro, you should do the same.” Oliver nodded.

When all of them sat, Yasenia said scratching her cheek a little. “By the way, don’t go inside the cave, my scent is all over. When I mate, my scent can become… a little stimulating. I recommend changing places to avoid trouble. I’m sorry for the inconvenience.”

Gustav who was sitting near Yasenia sniffed the air. He raised an eyebrow after the sweet scent enter his nostrils, “It is not that bad, right? What effects does it have?”

Yasenia thought for a moment and picked one of the living rabbits, then she went inside. She exited almost right after, sat, and put the rabbit on the ground. The rabbit jumped straight at her leg and latched onto it. Then it humped her leg as if it was the last thing it wanted to do.

Everyone looked speechless at the rabbit humping the leg. They thought at the same time, ‘Truly a dangerous woman, in more than one sense!’

Yasenia shrugged and said, “This effect.”

Gustav nodded still looking at that rabbit. To make things clearer, Yasenia explained what happened in the mortal inn, of course not the sex night, but what happened to the mortal couple.

Evelyn laughed at the absurdity of the situation, while Oliver and Gustav felt pity for that man. Oliver said, “So that man can’t… get it up anymore?”

Yasenia nodded confirming his question. After they finished eating, they picked up everything and got rid of the waste. Then they started walking towards another destination. They were still in the cloud forest and treasures were waiting for them to discover!

However, they suddenly felt a terrifying aura sweeping the whole place. Yasenia and the others opened their eyes wide in fear. Evelyn shouted in fear, “What is releasing such aura!? It is many times stronger than teacher Mason!”

However, Yasenia was surprised for another whole reason! As she expected, five seconds after Evelyn spoke *BOOM! * In front of them a woman landed!

The woman had very long midnight black hair and was as tall as Cecile! They saw her look at them with a beautiful, but expressionless. Her piercing red eyes were glowing with imposing might making them want to kneel in submission. She locked her gaze on Yasenia and looked at her up and down.

The woman started walking towards them and opened her mouth to speak. However, Cecile didn’t want to take any chances. She tried to take out the jade stealthily to teleport them out.

While the jade was appearing on her hand, at that moment that was so short to even perceive, the woman seemed to have teleported in front of Cecile and snatched the jade as soon as it appeared. This made 4 out of the six people despair. ‘What is this speed!?’

However, Oliver’s shout made their heads whip towards him completely wide-eyed. “Aunt Tatyana! What are you doing here!?”

Yasenia ran forward and she threw herself in her embrace. “Mom! I missed you!”

This time, three out of six were terrified, but because of another completely different reason! ‘What did she just say? MOM!? This monster-level cultivator is her mother!? Why is my future mother-in-law so terrifying!?’

Tatyana caught the flying girl in her embrace and spoke with concern, “What happened to you? I was-”

Tatyana felt some teachers come and annoyed she looked in their direction. Then, Tatyana released her spiritual pressure! *BOOM! * The teachers were so scared that they turned and fled in the opposite direction!

Tatyana hmphed and continued speaking, “I was looking at your life jade and it suddenly got covered by cracks! Do you know the scare I received!? Are you okay? Any sequels left? Who did it?”

Yasenia smiled tenderly and said, “I’m fine mom, it was because of a technique I used to deal with a group that I got that hurt! But don’t worry, Cecile used a treasure pill we found to heal me! After dual cultivating with Evelyn and Angel, the side effects disappeared.”

Tatyana raised her eyebrow, but let her finish what she was saying, “Moreover, the pill made me more than recover! Even if it has only been a week since my last breakthrough, I feel a lot closer to the ninth level!”

Tatyana looked behind Yasenia and saw two very beautiful girls and one a little plain, but with very beautiful violet eyes. Tatyana smiled like a flower and started speaking, “So, these three are my future daughters-in-law? You work fast and with nice precision, little treasure. All three of them are lovable and talented! Good job.”

Tatyana focused on Cecile, and her eyes curved in happiness as if she has just received a valuable treasure, “You even got a hold of one kudere!? Little treasure I didn’t rise you vain! I will have fun brea-*Cough* Chatting with her in the future!”

All of them, except Yasenia, were stupefied at the mood changes of the woman. ‘What is wrong with this person!? And why do I feel like something being appraised!? Moreover, what the hell is a Kudere!?’

Tatyana, of course, continued speaking not caring about their thoughts, “Hello little girls, I’m Tatyana, Yasenia’s mother, and her first wife, let’s get to know each other in the future! We will be living closer than you think anyway fufufufu~ ”

This time everyone choked. Gustav had it so bad that he kneeled while coughing. Yasenia blushed and said, “Mom! Can you not present yourself a little differently!? ”

All four present females looked at her blushing appearance and saved the image in the deepest part of their memory to never, ever forget it. Tatyana went as far as taking out an artifact to take a photo of her face!

Tatyana looked satisfied at the picture and her expression changed as fast as a coin flip to a saddened expression, “Do you not love mommy anymore? I came here from so far… *Sniff*”

Five of them almost coughed blood! ‘Can you be a little more shameless!? Who would believe that false act!’

Of course, they forgot a dragoness with a love-addled brain! Yasenia glomped her mother in her embrace and said, “I love you the most! Who doesn’t dare love!? I will beat them up!”

Tatyana took a deep breath of the sweet scent that she missed these months while returning the hug, and smiled triumphantly.

The other five directly spat blood! ‘Miss Yasenia, you are normally so bright! What happened to you!? What did you do with our intelligent dragoness!?’

Of course, both of them were just playing around. Yasenia however liked doing these kinds of plays with her mother. Tatyana asked again, “Little treasure, can you explain what have you been doing to mom? You still haven’t told me why you had to use such a dangerous technique!”

Yasenia instantly complied and started explaining everything from her point of view. From the senior in the academy to today’s events. The others added their thoughts from time to time. Tatyana listened and nodded. ‘Alysa, you are lucky you are a junior, but… Maybe your family won’t be so lucky? What to do~’

Yasenia saw a strange smile on her mother’s face, so she said seriously, “Mom, let me deal with this myself. She sent almost 110 cultivators my way! I will kill her myself.”

Tatyana smiled satisfied and put down those dangerous thoughts aside… For the moment, “It is good that it wasn’t a senior who attacked you! Little treasure, your progress on the other hand is… ridiculous. Even I didn’t expect this cultivation speed.”

Tatyana looked at the belly of Evelyn and Angel and commented, “Your delicious- *cough* Your Yin and Yang energies have also advanced impressively. Evelyn, with what you have, you will be able to break through to the half-step this night. Angel, your cultivation is advancing at a nice pace too…”

Both of them blushed hard, Cecile even looked sideways towards their belly with a little envy in her eyes. Tatyana turned towards Cecile and said, “Your foundation is perfect, you also don’t have any obvious heart demons… Yet.

Tatyana advised, “By the way, don’t worry about them catching up to you. When you and my little treasure start dual cultivating, your cultivation speed will explode. Your [Extreme Yin body] and your [Ice phoenix] bloodline are splendid for dual cultivating with Yasenia.”

Tatyana looked at Cecile seriously and said, “Don’t be like those ice and moon cultivators that say that maintaining their pure Yin is beneficial. In truth, it doesn’t matter a lot, especially having a perfect dual cultivation partner like Yasenia.”

Cecile also blushed and nodded happily. This was what was stopping her from giving the last step before. The previous night, she had even resolved to slow down her cultivation speed in exchange to be with Yasenia, but these words were like music to her ears! Her worries were unfounded!

Tatyana continued, “Oliver, you are at the sixth level already, good job! If you find any cultivation treasure of ice or water during these days, you can consume it and, with luck, advance. Also… Find yourself a girl already! Even if the relationship doesn’t work, at least you can experience things. Didn’t your father give you secretly a dual cultivation technique?”

Oliver also blushed and nodded. With this, Tatyana made 4 out of six people have blushing faces! Truly, mommy Tatyana is formidable! No wonder even the dragoness has been tame- *Cough* let us not go there.

Tatyana looked at Gustav and thought a little, “Gustav, was it? Your death and darkness combination attribute is formidable. I see that you have decided to go the assassination path… It is not popular, but it is not weak either. Forget flashiness in your skills, if you can make a technique that quickens your attacks, or things like that it will be useful. You are aiming to kill, not to entertain people.”

Gustav nodded a little shy, he thought that making attacks like Yasenia’s would be cool but Tatyana has seen through him so easily! So embarrassed! Mommy Tatyana made 5 out of 6!

Yasenia looked prepared for battle! She won’t let her have the six out six! However, Tatyana spoke with a seductive smile, “Let’s have sex later, I miss having you below me~” *CRITICAL HIT* *999999 dmg* *YOU DIED*

And Mommy Tatyana made the full six out of six! Worse, she hit her own daughter, the hardest! And it was an AOE attack, leaving the others also a blushing mess! Truly ruthless!