Chapter 175: Are you sure he is not endorsing toothpaste?
In the classroom of Defense Against the Dark Arts class,
Ivan, who hadn't seen Lockhart come to class for a long time, was very surprised. Wouldn't this guy really quit and run away?
There are not many little wizards who have the same ideas as Ivan, and more than one person and two people heard their conversation in the corridor. Such a long waiting time has spread.
Only the fans who worship Lockhart still firmly believe that their idol can never be scared away by a little curse...
Hermione was a little shaken, Ron was betting with her that Lockhart would definitely not come, and they would not have to take Defence Against the Dark Arts class for a whole year.
However, the fact slapped Ron in the face again, and at the moment his voice fell, Lockhart's figure appeared at the door of the classroom, still with the iconic smile on his face, white to glowing. A group of little wizards with flashing teeth are a little dazzled...
Lockhart walked to the front of the stage quickly, and said quickly while talking.
"Hello everyone! I guess you must have been thinking about where your Defence Against the Dark Arts class professor has gone... after hearing the rumors of the curse, you were desperately planning to go home!"
Having said this, Lockhart lowered his voice, checked the expressions on the faces of every little wizard, and after fully aroused everyone's interest, he said in a high tone.
"Of course it's impossible! I'm Guidro Lockhart! The Merlin Medal III Medalist, an honorary member of Defense Against the Dark Arts League, has won the "Witcher Weekly" five times the most charming smile award!
There was a sparse applause from the audience. Most of the applause were the little witches, and only they retained some trust in Lockhart, while the other little wizards looked at him suspiciously.
Lockhart's return undoubtedly made Hermione exhale. She glared at Ron proudly, then stood up and said loudly.
"I think you will not be afraid of the curse, Professor! Because you once said in the autobiography "Break with the Female Ghost" that no one in the entire magical world knows how to lift the curse better than you!"
"That's right! Gryffindor adds 10 points!" Lockhart's face went dark. He was tired when he heard these words, but he had to pinch his nose to give Hermione extra points.
"Then professor, what are you doing in the principal's office?"
Suddenly there was a little wizard in the audience asking. Lockhart, who realized after looking for a circle, didn't find who said it, but this obviously didn't trouble him. After clearing his throat, Lockhart said aloud. Explained.
"Good question! After learning that this position might be cursed, I found your headmaster Dumbledore as soon as possible to understand the ins and outs of the curse... and prepare to find a chance to crack it!"
Having said this, Lockhart blinked playfully, and then said.
"I guess you must not have imagined what I found in the principal's office. Principal Dumbledore secretly looked at my writings in the principal's office! I never thought that this old slipper belonged to me before. Fans..."
Harry was stunned when he heard this. He couldn't imagine that Professor Dumbledore would admire Lockhart like Hermione. This must be the craziest thing he has heard this year!
Ivan looked at Lockhart who was talking on the stage, and couldn't help sighing that the other party was worthy of being a senior liar, not to mention his thick-skinned astonishingly, but he could always think of ways to round out the stupid things he did before.
In a sense, this is really a talent!
If Lockhart wasn't too obsessed with fame, and did a lot of stupid things in the original time and space that were not in line with his own strength (for example, trying to challenge Snape), it would not be a few months of work at school. Its reputation is discredited.
Next, Lockhart spent a whole class time to tell everyone how he persuaded Headmaster Dumbledore to reveal the curse information.
Speaking of rise, Lockhart also asked Neville on the right to play Dumbledore, and cooperated with him to restore the scene at the time. The little wizards underneath were taken aback for a while...
It is worth mentioning that when Lockhart was about to find an assistant, Hermione raised her hand high for the first time, but it was a pity that Lockhart pretended not to see it at all.
Because he just wants to stay away from the two little wizards who killed the professor, and naturally also their friend Hermione...
"When Lockhart was in class, he dared to say that Dumbledore was his fan. This is ridiculous!" After class, Harry returned to the Gryffindor lounge and couldn't help it anymore. Unrealistic remarks.
Ron nodded frequently.
Although Lockhart's repeated blows made Hermione very depressed, she still subconsciously helped. "This is not necessarily true. Professor Lockhart's writing is so good, maybe President Dumbledore will read it too!"
The three quickly started arguing on this issue.
Ivan did not participate in the discussion, and looked at Lockhart speechlessly at the homework left for them, or a questionnaire, which they needed to fill out during the next class.
I found that there are three pages of paper on it, dozens of questions...
1. What color is Guidro Lockhart's favorite?
2. What is Guidro Lockhart's secret ambition?
3. What do you think is Guidro Lockhart’s greatest achievement so far?
......
Ivan flipped and flipped,
What makes him a little uncomfortable is that most of these questions can be answered by himself. Is he also a big fan of Lockhart?
Ivan was lost in confusion, and it took a long time to remember that he had read Lockhart’s "Walk with the Troll" in order to investigate the habits of the trolls last year, and when he was investigating the werewolves, he checked “With the Werewolves”. "Wandering", I have to feel that I wrote down a lot of content related to Lockhart.
"Ivan, what do you think of UU reading www.uukanshu.com?" After arguing fiercely for a while, Hermione turned to seek Ivan's advice.
Harry and Ron also looked over here, and they felt that Ivan Ivan would definitely be on their side.
But what made them stunned was that Ivan was actually filling out the survey questionnaire left by Gildro Lockhart, and it seemed that he had finished writing one-third of it.
Hermione leaned over to look happily, but she frowned again quickly, and she clicked on the third question on the test paper to point her out.
"It is wrong here. Professor Lockhart's secret ambition is to eliminate evil in the world and sell a series of hair lotions, not to promote his toothpaste!"
Ivan’s look is a bit weird,
What, isn't Lockhart endorsing toothpaste? Then why are his teeth so bright?
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Sogou