I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today

Chapter 491: Mentally Deficient Personality

Lu Yuwen was taken aback.

Brother Xiao and Zhang Ke were out looking for gasoline, and now it was only him and Yang Zi left. Could it be possible that the latter was planning to vent his anger on him while the other two were away?

In Lu Yuwen’s view, the short fellow named Yang Zi had a classic dim-witted personality –

Lacking intelligence, he was unable to control his emotions, much like a wild animal with no understanding of restraint or camouflage.

For dealing with such people, Lu Yuwen’s wisdom was to avoid provoking them at all costs. Resisting or communicating were pointless, as they lacked human IQ.

Lu Yuwen silently followed Yang Zi, not asking why he had suddenly jerked him up, nor where he was taking him.

Yang Zi, leading Lu Yuwen by the rope, took him into the restroom of a nearby mall.

He kicked open a toilet stall door, blatantly disregarded Lu Yuwen’s presence, unbuttoned his pants with one hand while holding the rope with the other, and started defecating on the toilet in front of him!

Lu Yuwen: “…”

…Heh, the low IQ dwarf ape.

Keeping hold of the rope was becoming bothersome, so Yang Zi simply tied it to the restroom door and lit a cigarette for himself.

Cigarette smoke, stench… The toilet’s smell was indescribable.

Lu Yuwen stood outside the stall, his face extremely unsightly.

At this moment, he suddenly saw a head peeking out from the deepest stall in the restroom!

He was startled, his eyes widened!

Even though he tried to control himself after realizing it was Su Man, his sharp intake of breath still attracted the attention of the dwarf ape!

“Hey! What’s going on?!” Yang Zi asked, frowning.

Lu Yuwen quickly lowered his head, pretending to be spineless and scared, “Cock…cockroach…”

“A cockroach scared you like this?” Yang Zi snorted, warning him, “Behave, don’t try any tricks!”

Lu Yuwen said nothing, his head lowered but his mind was in turmoil!

What was that woman doing?! Why was she in the men’s restroom?!

When did she sneak in? Why didn’t he see her?! What was she intending to do?!!

…

Su Man came prepared.

Knowing that Lu Yuwen was constantly being watched, she had brought a notebook and pen. So even if they couldn’t talk, they could pass messages quietly.

Su Man wrote a sentence on the notebook, held it above the stall’s door for Lu Yuwen to see:

“He is alone now, do you want to take him down?”

Lu Yuwen: “…”

Do what?!

Was it appropriate for a woman to be this impulsive?! Not knowing the enemy’s strength, how did she plan to take action? She might end up getting herself hurt instead!

Lu Yuwen pretended his neck was uncomfortable, turned his… stiff head to shake it no.

Seeing this, Su Man slightly furrowed her brows.

He didn’t agree?

But now was a particularly good opportunity, why didn’t he agree? Even though she was injured, she should have no problem dealing with this shorty. Wouldn’t their chance be lost if the other two returned?

Su Man lacked confidence in her own judgment. After thinking it over, she decided that Lu Yuwen must have his reasons for not letting her take action.

Therefore, she continued writing on the notebook:

“Do you have a plan?”

Lu Yuwen: “…”

Of course he had a plan, only it couldn’t be explained in a sentence or two.

He once again feigned a sore neck, twisted his… stiff head and nodded.

“Hey!” The man on the toilet suddenly called him.

Lu Yuwen was startled, thinking that his small movements had been noticed, so he hurriedly looked up.

“There’s no toilet paper, go check the other stalls for some!” Yang Zi ordered him impatiently.