I Only Wanted A Class In The Apocalypse

“Dude, you are a god, a mighty god, nothing can work on you but the beauty of those sexy goddesses from the love shrine,” I said while rolling my eyes.

[And you are disrespectful to the god who is trying his best to help you]

“You are shameless, do you know that?”

[You are the shameless and ungrateful one! I’m here, leaving all my… Ahem, my business and trying to help you. And for what? To hear such impudent words from you all the time]

“It’s you who is always speaking ill about me!” I said in defence.

[It’s not my problem that I’m a god and you are just a pathetic weak little human kid. Get stronger first before asking to be treated well. Anyway, I was going to help, but now I changed my mind]

“Oh, mighty god Sith… You are the most handsome and the strongest god out there in the entire universe…”

[That flattering words of yours won’t work on me this time. Stop using your sorcery with me!]

Damn you! I was trying to give you some courteous words to keep your face. And here you were, repaying this with cold and harsh words.

[Again! You are cursing me again! Damn you bastard!]

“What about this… I’ll try to speak well to one of the goddesses of the love shrine. What do you think about that?” I thought about a solution as fast as possible. And without knowing it, I said what came up in my mind.

[As if you have a link with such an aloof shrine, humph! As if I’d buy what you say!]

“I’m not lying,” I hurriedly said, “I got many girls on my side. I’ll let a few join the love shrine and speak well about you. What do you think? Mighty god, Sith?”

[This… Humph! I won’t need any help from such an impudent kid like you. But your honesty touched my heart, so I’ll tell you about my idea]

Damn you! My honesty? My as*! I bet you only drooled over what I offered.

[Screw you bastard! Not a second passed and here you are cursing me!]

“I… Was cursing that monster,” I hurriedly tried to correct things, “It’s the one who made you leave your things and stay behind. I’ll make sure to repay you kindly with my sincere efforts at the love shrine.”

If things went south with Sith, then using the love shrine name would help.

[Humph! I’ll close an eye over such impudence of yours for now. But this is your last warning!]

Yes, it worked!

“So, what should I do now?”

[I believe you should better go to that shadow world of yours. But if you do so, you’ll risk losing a lot here. So it’s better to bring that world here instead]

“Bring it here? Wait… You don’t mean…” It suddenly hit me!

[It’s risky, as you will let loose such energy out. But if a change might have occurred there, then it would be less aggressive to you]

“I…” I got what he was saying. He was asking me to open a portal between the two worlds, letting the dark energy and what was inside to come out. But that was risky.

After all, I didn’t get into that shadow world of mine. If it was like before, then the scary creatures I trapped with great effort might get freed once more.

Also I engulfed lots of eggs as well. I didn’t know if that was a good move or not, but it was definitely better than entirely leaving this battlefield and going into the shadow world.

[You got no other choice here] Sith summed it up in such a perfect statement. Indeed, I had no other choice but to risk this.

“But didn’t you say you are going to help to severe the contract binding this monster?” I was about to make a move before suddenly recalling this.

Even if things worked out quite well, in the end the monster was still bound by a contract to the higher ups of the Selvator race.

Despite telling me that this monster couldn’t be bound, and it was just feigning it, I knew to force the contract of mine I had to first severe that contract even if it was false.

[I knew it, I knew I got myself a damn stupid human kid to follow me, I knew it. What? Do you want me to have my blood pressure elevated? Kid, only one thing can make my heart race and my pressure go off the roof!]

I didn’t mean any of this! Why every time I’d say something, he would pick up on me in such a mean way? Why did I sniff the scent of that jumper bastard in him from time to time?

“Didn’t you say you’ll help?” I rolled my eyes. This shameless… Kind hearted god said he was going to help. So why was he getting mad?

[I said I’m going to help, but I already gave you something to severe that contract]

“Give me… What? You didn’t give me anything today!”

[Dummy! I gave it a long time ago. Damn! Such a godly artefact was left and forgotten! I bet it got covered with dust! Damn careless human!!]

This god… Ok, let me finish this first before expressing my thoughts. “What is it? Say its name and I’ll bring it out!”

[That pair of scissors, dummy!]

Scissors! Pair of scissors?!! “You aren’t possibly meaning… The god nemesis’s scissors?”

[What else? Do you have other scissors other than these?!]

“But…” I was surprised, not for the scissors I never thought about, but because they weren’t used in such a way! “They are used to providing good support to anyone, not contracts!”

[Dummy! Do you possibly think anyone, no matter how strong or powerful he is, can try and bind such scary bastards? No, the one who did it was and still is a god!]

“This…” it was really something I never thought about.