Isekai ni Kita Boku wa Kiyoubinbode Subaya-sa Tayorina Tabi o Suru

The Steamy Something Incident

Daniela was resting her chin on her hand in a blatant display of displeasure as I sat down next to her.

Ah, sorry, Ill have what shes having.

The bartender only glanced at me, but I was sure that he had heard. I would be pretty annoyed if I didnt get my order.

We sat in silence for a while until our wine was served. Clank! The light yellow drinks were placed noisily on the counter. My hand stretched out.

Daniela, lets make a toast.

To what?

To your beauty.

F-f-f-fool.

We clink the wooden mugs against each other and I drain mine in one go. It had a refreshing taste, quite to my liking, actually. Awesome. Danielas cheeks were slightly flushed now as she sipped more timidly and glared. Oh, she was easy to pacify. But her stare could bore holes in you all the same.

Here you go.

As we continued to stare at one another, the bartender set out two plates of meat for us. It smelled good. I cut off a piece with a knife and throw it into my mouth. Juicy, and incredibly delicious. Was this boar meat? Ive had it once before.

Its good.

I say to the bartender who is noisily washing his tools. He only offers me a glance before returning to his work. Wasnt much of a talker it seemed. Was he shy?

By the way, we are looking for an inn around here.

Ohh, it was unusual for Daniela to start a conversation. She was usually much too busy eating I thought, as I looked at her platewhich was empty. Was she even chewing?

There is an inn. Here.

I thought that this was a bar?

Its a bar and an inn.

Hmm

Daniela folds her arms and thinks. I was busy eating my food. I would leave this one to her. After all, she had more experience traveling, she would know how to handle this. I think.

How much for one night?

Three silvers.

Asagi, I think this might be the place.

The price was fine. But I was pretty sure that her only criteria for choosing this place concerned the meat.

Mmmyeah, I think so too. Foods good too

It is settled then. We will take two rooms for the night.

Thank you.

I was quite satisfied for my part in pushing Daniela a little. The barkeeper left and then came back with two keys. He handed them to us and began to explain about the inn.

The rooms are on the third and fourth floors. The fourth floor is for women. The bathroom is on the first floor. There is no bathhouse. If you wish to bathe, there is a hot spring near the western cliffs.

A hot spring! Now that was something I couldnt miss as someone from Japan. I would go with Daniela later on. We then finished our food, paid, and climbed the stairs together. The sound that the steps made as they creaked under our feet was something frightful. But it would at least alert you if an intruder was coming.

Daniela, we got to go to that hot spring.

Agreed. We should go as soon as we place our belongings in our rooms.

We promised to meet in ten minutes and headed to our rooms. My key had a 303 written on it, so that must be my room. As I walk down the hallway, I can see through the windows that it was already dark outside. There were bonfires lit in different points around the town, illuminating the streets.

Strange. It seemed too early for the sun But then I thought about it. This town was between two mountains, and those mountains were on the east and west sides, so the town would fall under their shadows quickly. I remember going mountain climbing with a friend a long time ago, and a similar thing had happened, much to our horror. It was the same feeling. But that meant that this town had very little time with sunlight They would really only see it when it was at its peak.

Ah, I better get to my room. It wasnt too far down the hall, and I quickly found room 303. I push the key in and turn it, before opening the door. The interior of the room was, well, on the nice side. Or it might be more accurate to say that it just wasnt dirty. And I had been expecting the room to be covered with dust, just because this was a mining town. There were even odd decorations and magical lanterns here like there were at Spiris. And as it was now dark outside, I turned on the lights before entering the room. Woah, it was bright.

I take off all my gear and throw it into the hollow bag and pull out a clean change of clothing. But then I worry.

Hmmmm

It was worrying. A bar inn. Mining town. Mining slaves. Hmmmm. Lining the words up like this suggested a certain kind of danger to me. Im not sure what I would do if I came back from the hot spring and all of my belongings were gone. Really. All this gear and equipment had taken so much effort on my part to collect, I would cry if they were taken from me. I would cry and cover this town with ice until the culprit was caught.

I think Ill bring it with me after all.

While I wouldnt be wearing my equipment, I decided to bring everything as luggage. Once I was carrying the bag, another thing worried me.

At hot springs, you take your clothes off andset your belongings aside

Naked. Defenseless. And this place wasnt safe No, it was not good for me to get so paranoid.

I was acting like a tourist in a foreign country. Well, that was actually kind of true, though.

Hmm, but its also those unwary tourists that fall prey to such things My old friend Yasuda told me as much. And he was always right.

Alright, I just thought of something. As soon as I take my clothes off, I would freeze my bag to the ground. It would be frozen solid, and cold enough to stick to anyone who tries to touch ityeah, it was brilliant. That was it. I better go now and find Daniela.

And so I put on my normal clothes and carried the bag on my back, before turning the lights off and leaving my room.

We met up in front of the inn and made our way to the hot spring. Daniela asked me why I was carrying my stuff on the way, and so I explained that I thought this place was dangerous. She had a good laugh.

The rooms have magic security devices. Did you not see them?

They did? Oh, you mean those weird looking decorations?

Aye. They are for security. If anyone forces their way in without a key, it will activate and bind their movement.

Ahhhhwho would have thought

What a waste of effort. She should have told me sooner.

In that case, Im putting this back in my room.

I will go on ahead then.

I waved at Daniela and pushed my AGI to its limits as I rushed back to the inn and then to the hot spring again. I was a sweaty mess when I arrived, but at least I was looking forward to it even more nowI think.

I was now in the changing room. There were separate changing rooms for men and women, and so Daniela and I were no longer together.

Its not like I had high expectations of it being a mixed bath

But I was at least able to take comfort in the security of my belongings as I stripped. Ah, it was refreshing. It would be even more refreshing to go outside like this. I think stupidly as I open the door that led to the hot spring. Dense clouds of steam rose from within, and I could barely see anything. This was creepy I slowly walked forward, moving towards the sounds of splashing water. And then the hot spring was finally visible. I try dipping my hand in it, and its scalding. Maybe this was near the source, from where it flowed to the rest of the place. As I had an idea of where the hot spring was now, I looked for a place to wash. It took several minutes of wandering around before I found it and cleaned myself. But all of my wanderings had disoriented me, and I had to wander again in order to find the hot spring. The loud splashing from before was no longer audible, which made my search even more difficult. But wait, did that mean that someone was here? I had barely noticed Finally, I reach the edge of the hot spring and sink into the water.

Ahhhhhhso goodbut hotand I cant see a thing

I stretch my legs and relax. The steam was so thick in here, and as it was supposed to be in the cliffs, I guess this was like cave hot spring. I wish I could actually see what it looked likebut this steam was making it impossible.

If only I could use her wind magic to blow it away

Ah, that is an idea. Wait a second.

Wait. Why can I hear Danielas voice? There was no one to answer my questions, instead, a cool wind brushed against my face, pushing the steam away. As the steam began to move, the scenery came into view. As I had thought, the room was a large cave with magical lanterns on the walls. Though they were quite useless with all of the steam. The water was cloudy and looked like it would do your skin a lot of good. The bath itself was quite large. The exit seemed so far from where I was sitting. And there were two of them.

Why are there two doors

To separate the changing rooms, I would imagine.

You do realize that it makes no sense to separate the rooms, but not the bathes?

I tried to explain this to Daniela, as she relaxed in front of me. But there was no reasoning with someone who had lost themselves to the power of hot water.