Love Stops Rumours

Chapter 1 – What to Do, My Girlfriend Thinks I Gave My Roommate a Blowjob

Edited by: Omecihuatl

Wei Ru Song walked down the corridor of the dormitory listlessly, dragging his luggage that had already lost a wheel. Like an epic novel, with disasters everywhere — the start of a new school year, feeling the competitive energy yet knowing that he was just one of the extras, made Wei Ru Song feel depressed.?

Wei Ru Song had damaged his low-quality luggage. While climbing the stairs, he lost a wheel. This gave him a premonition that something was about to happen today; however, his girlfriend, also known as the prettiest girl in his class, was to join him for lunch today, so he hoped that he was wrong. Wei Ru Song took a look at his watch and estimated that it was about time for her to arrive, and this gave him the energy to quickly move his luggage to his dormitory room. His room, 325, was located on the third floor, at the end of the corridor, and was to be shared between four people.

Luckily or not, due to Wei Ru Song having the last register number in the class, he was assigned to this room alone. While being elated and celebrating in the bathroom, he slipped on a bar of soap and ended up lying on the bathroom floor for one entire night.

Setting the luggage down, he took his key out and tried to unlock the door, only to find out that the door was unlocked? Wei Ru Song looked clumsy on sight, but he was a detailed and careful person, so it was very unlikely that he had forgotten to lock the door.

Upon opening the door, he saw a messy pile of shoes at the entrance. Glancing at them he realised that many of them happened to be limited edition Air Jordans?! Another hateful thing was the sound of water coming from the bathroom that was just next to the entrance. Someone actually dared to trespass into his territory? Just as Wei Ru Song stepped forward, he tripped upon one of the expensive shoes and fell in front of the very well built naked person who happened to exit the bathroom at the same time.

“Thunk!” Wei Ru Song fell on his knees with a dick right in front of him. Not exaggerating, this dick was huge; no faults could be found with its size, shape or colour, definitely not losing to the dicks seen in western porn films. It was like a beast sleeping in a wet and dense forest. He felt the warmth wafting off the object onto his face and in his eyes — truthfully, it was a little off-putting.

“Ru Song, Song Song! Are you done unpacking?”

Chen Xuan Xuan’s voice could be heard outside the door. Wei Ru Song panicked for a moment, how could he let his darling see a stranger’s dick?! He needed to sacrifice himself to save her, with such lofty ambitions in mind he steeled himself and reached out his hand to cover the dick – fuck fuck fuck one hand was not enough to cover the beast, fuck his hand was going to rot, fuck!

“Song Song, why is the door open?”

Panicking Wei Ru Song finally managed to use both hands to cover the object, but just as he was about to relax, a piercing shriek sounded.

“Ahh – Damn gay!”

Eh? Gay? How was he gay? Where was he gay?! Wei Ru Song hurriedly got up from the ground, leapt across the pile of shoes on the ground and ran out chasing Chen Xuan Xuan.

“Xuan Xuan listen to my explanations, I’m not gay. You’re the one I love…”

“Shut up!” If a fault had to be picked with lovely Xuan Xuan, it was that her voice was loud, even louder than using a loudspeaker. “Don’t use your mouth that gave a man a blowjob to say you love me!”

She angrily slapped Wei Ru Song, leaving a glowing five-fingered print for everyone to see.

The lousy soundproofing of the dormitory was common knowledge; a fart in one room could be heard in the next, not to mention Chen Xuan Xuan’s shouting in the corridor. As such everyone peered out of their rooms, and this was the first time in his 20 years of life did Wei Ru Song experienced being in the centre of attention.

“What are you looking at? Never seen an argument before?!”

Lifelessly he returned to his room, and the culprit had already dressed and was playing video games on his computer. The expressionless face that was comparable to male models behaved like nothing had happened.

So what if you’re handsome? I wouldn’t touch you willingly even if you stripped in front of me! I’m a 100% straight male! Wei Ru Song was pissed.

“I’ll let you know this first. I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay!”

“Neither am I.”

“Then why did you come out of the bathroom naked?” Wei Ru Song shuddered as he recalled the image and despaired.

“Did you know that to protect my girlfriend’s innocence, my reputation is now shattered?”

“I heard a disturbance outside the door, so I came out to take a look.” The handsome guy finally finished his game and took a look at Wei Ru Song. “What happened to your face? Got hit by a baboon?”

“My girlfriend slapped me,” Wei Ru Song replied weakly. “Might be my ex-girlfriend now, though. Right, who are you? Why are you in my room?”

“I am a first year Information Engineering student, Xiao Nian. They said that I’m the last one in class, so they arranged for me to stay with a senior; you’re the senior right?” He greeted Wei Ru Song. Xiao Nian was lucky that he was born good-looking. If not, people would have thought that he was insincere with that unchanging expression on his face.

“Eh? Ok, hi. I’m Wei Ru Song. We’re in the same faculty but I’m a second year student.”

Wei Ru Song was friendly on the outside, but inside he was backtracking. Why did he not know that he was getting a roommate? Did the school not have any compassion? Did the school not have any humanitarian values? How could they not have alerted him? Wei Ru Song sent a text to the counsellor.

“Counsellor Zhou, this is Wei Ru Song from Information Engineering Class 3, may I know why do I have a roommate?”

“I thought I’ve already called to inform you?”

Did you call me when you were dreaming? Wei Ru Song nearly threw his phone. Wait a minute, it seemed like this did happen?

Flashback to day X during the school holidays:

“I’m here… What? Are you looking down on me? You’re not allowed to look down on me!”

“Be a man, full of vigour. Be brighter than the sun…”

“Which asshole is calling me at this time? Counsellor Zhou? Hello, hello. Eh, eh, yes Fuck don’t run towards me! Ah, it’s nothing. A roommate? No, I don’t have one, which asshole is beating me?! Ok ok, bye Counsellor Zhou!”

“Ohoho~, I’m going to beat your asses and wash off this shame!”

Returning to the present.

Ah yes, Wei Ru Song recalled that day of enthusiastic gaming, he finally went up the top 3000 in the ladder ranking, whereas what Counselor Zhou had mentioned, he could not remember a single word.

Fine, one reaped what he sowed, Wei Ru Song sighed.

“You better keep your shoes neatly. The past incident was definitely your fault, but since I’m older than you, I’m not going to nitpick. Next time, you better listen to me ok?”

Xiao Nian nodded obediently.

Since young, Wei Ru Song had always sneered at gossip, but even so, Xiao Nian’s fame had exceeded his expectations. First, Xiao Nian was handsome, enough that a secret candid shot of him posted online would be viewed over ten thousand times. Secondly, Xiao Nian had a good background. His father was a well-known entrepreneur, the country’s pride, his mother was a famous goddess, till now, if a survey was to be done with the older generation, most of them would choose her as their dream lover, and Xiao Nian had inherited her good looks, just like a male version of her. Thirdly, Xiao Nian was a straight-A student, apparently, his grades were the top in the faculty, but for him to be assigned to the last class in the last position, seemed like someone was making a jest with him.

Of course, Wei Ru Song wasn’t too bad; he was bright and cheerful, some compared him to Daniel Wu, others compared him to Takeshi Kaneshiro. If no one compared the both of them, it would have been fine, but standing next to Xiao Nian, he definitely paled in looks.

News spread rapidly across the campus – there was a senior that gave Xiao Nian a blowjob on the first day of school. Of course, this sounded like nonsense, especially amongst the girls. They refused to believe it and actually formed a support team for Xiao Nian trying to clear his name. The parties involved never made any statements, so this news faded into the background, particularly after the military training, Xiao Nian did not react to anything. There was no follow-up to the incident.

However, Wei Ru Song could no longer reunite with Chen Xuan Xuan. No matter how he explained, she refused to believe him. She had already witnessed Wei Ru Song kneeling in front of Xiao Nian with her own eyes… Even thinking about it, she was disgusted. And so, Wei Ru Song’s first love, where he was even too shy to hold her hands, also came to a baffling end.

Today, Wei Ru Song was very bored in class, so he started playing mobile games. Wei Ru Song tended to be very engrossed when playing games to the point where he did not pay attention to his surroundings, which was how he did not realise he had a roommate. But he was considered pretty skilled with them.

“Eh, Ru Song,” His classmate Liu Xing, aka Big Mouth Monkey, slowly leaned towards him. His nickname originated from the fact that he was talkative and a gossip, and he looked like a monkey as well, hence the name Big Mouth Monkey. “What happened between you and Xiao Nian?”

“Eh?” Wei Ru Song replied thoughtlessly while his fingers were flying across his screen.

“Did you really give Xiao Nian a blowjob?”

“Are you stupid? That Angela only had a little HP left; why did Yuji stop? Kill her! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you said is correct. Don’t disturb me while gaming.”

Wei Ru Song was now in DND mode. Big Mouth Monkey smiled slyly.

“So how did it taste like?”

“What taste? Ahhhh I’m gonna die!” Wei Ru Song gritted his teeth, “Salty bitch!”

Henceforth, this gossip spread like a viral infection. There were even more details now, and even had the names of both parties involved.

Wei Ru Song gave Xiao Nian a blowjob on the first day of school and commented that it was salty.

At this point in time, even if Xiao Nian was a saint, he could not tolerate it any longer. As Wei Ru Song returned glumly, Xiao Nian took the rare initiative to speak.

“Senior, I’m not gay.”

“Fuck, then do you think I am? I’m also not gay!”

“Then why did you tell others my dick is salty?” Xiao Nian’s facade was calm, but his tone was a little angry. “Have you tried it?”