Are Jackalopes normally this… this…
Are Jackalopes normally this… this…
“WHAT!” Several of the council members said in shock.
“That is one of the reasons the white tiger is so weak. Kaylin the bandit boss was trying to force the white tiger into forming a bond with her so she could become a white tiger herself.” John explained.
“Do you know how she came to possess the tome?” Triana asked.
“Not really, all we know is that it was purchased by Kaylin from a shady hooded individual.” John replied.
“Also we have learnt that it is not only the druid’s who are having their unique spells and skills sold.” Sarah suddenly spoke up, getting the council members attention.
“Please explain.” Triana asked, causing Sarah to nod before continuing.
“We have been informed that at least one other class, necromancers, are having their skills and spells passed around via spell tomes and it sounds like there's more as well.”
“I see, this is indeed very troubling and goes far deeper than just a traitor in our own ranks.” Ascal growled.
“Vincarna Please hand over the spell tome so that we can investigate it and try to learn any clues about where it came from.” Triana said.
John nodded before taking the spell tome out of his inventory and handing it over.
[Quest Complete Notification]
[Illegal Druid Spell Tombs Part 1 (Chain Quest) (Ordinary)]
[You have informed the Council of Seven that you learnt the druid spell Moonfire from a Spell Tome.]
[The council is not happy that their exclusive spells are being made into Spell Tombs and they ask that you seek out a Druid Spell Tome and return it to them so they can investigate its origins.]
[Quest Goals:]
[Find and return a Druid Spell Tomb to a member of the Council of Seven 1/1]
[Quest success reward:]
[Access to a spell, skill or ability that is not normally taught to low rank Druids.]
[5,242,880 exp]
[Exp: 43,910,541/52,428,800>>49,153,421/52,428,800]
“Thank you, we will look into the origin of this spell tome and inform you once we know more.” Trana said.
[Skill Point Awarded]
[Skill point: 1>>2]
[Class Quest Notification]
[Illegal Druid Spell Tombs Part 2 (Chain Quest) (No Rank)]
[You have supplied the council of seven with an illegal druid spell tome and they have informed you that they will contact you once their investigation is complete.]
[Quest Goals:]
[Wait to here from the council of seven regarding the illegal spell tome]
[Quest success reward:]
[None]
[Quest Failure punishment:]
[None]
“It also seems that you have managed to increase your druid rank while you challenged the dungeon, congratulations, come see each of us in turn to learn new skills once the white tiger has been fully healed, you may also choose one of us to learn a more powerful skill as per your reward.” Triana instructed before adding.
“Also a reward should be given for your work in freeing all the animals, not just the white tiger.”
“Damn straight, if it wasn't for my bro here we would all still be stuck fighting each other for the bandits entertainment.” Bandit suddenly spoke up.
“Then what sort of reward would you suggest for our young druid here Bandit?” Triana asked with a smile.
“Err Triana I’m not sure that’s such a good idea.” John said hesitantly.
“Why not? Do you not trust your bonded partner's opinion?” Triana asked.
“Yeah bro don’t you trust me?” Bandit asked, acting all hurt.
“No, because I know what it is you're going to suggest.” John said in a flat tone.
“That’s why we make a great team bro, you already figured out I was going to request that you be given lots of women as your reward.” Bandit said proudly.
At this John just sighed before looking at Triana who now had a shocked face.
“Did you say women?” Triana asked to confirm.
“WHAT’S THIS?” Sarah suddenly asked out loud.
“ARE YOU ASKING FOR WOMEN AS A REWARD VINCARNA?” Vulxis asked in an equally loud voice, her tail swaying dangerously back and forth while also attracting the attention of the surrounding people and animals.
John sighed before looking at Bandit and saying.
“See this is why I didn’t want Triana to ask you, now I have to explain the situation to not only these two.”
John nodded towards Sarah and Vulxis who were looking at him with narrowed eyes before continuing.
“But also all the other druid’s and animals here.”
“What’s the big deal, so you like women there is nothing to be ashamed about.” Bandit replied.
“Yes I do like women and I am not ashamed of that, what I am ashamed of is that now everyone is going to think I want to sleep with every woman I see.” John replied.
“Well of course you do bro, good man.” Bandit cheered.
“No I don’t.” John replied.
“WHAT!” Bandit said all surprised before saying.
“Look bro the whole point of a male is to plant his seed in as many women as possible to continue his lineage, the fact that sex is fun is just a bonus so get to it bro, make lots of women pregnant with lots of kit’s” Bandit replied sagely.
John sighed again white he saw from the corner of his eye that Triana was trying her best not to laugh while Sarah and Vulxis were still giving him a suspicious look.
“There is so many things wrong with what you just said Bandit, but it boils down to one thing in the end, I’m not a rabbit, therefore I can’t make women pregnant with kit’s or baby rabbits, also male humans don’t just go around fucking anyone ok?”
“You do if you're a dickhead Emperor consort or Prince.” Sarah said from the side.
“What?” John asked.
“You know Adria’s father and brother, they go around fucking any women who is stupid enough to let them.” Sarah replied.
“Oh do they? And Alexia let’s them get away with that?” John asked, surprised.
Sarah sighed before saying.
“It’s more complex than you would think, maybe me and Adria will explain it to you in the future.”
“I like the sound of this emperor consort and prince, they have the right idea if you ask me.” Bandit suddenly said.
“Are Jackalopes normally this… this…” John asked Triana while trying to find the right word.
“Sex crazy?” Triana asked with a giggle since she was starting to have trouble holding herself back.
John just nodded in response.
“It’s a trait among the rabbit species in general, have you never heard the term ‘to fuck like rabits’ before? Where do you think the term came from?” Triana replied before adding.
“Honestly you're lucky you bonded with a rabbit the same gender as you.”
“Why?” John asked.
“Well Bandit has no interest in sex with other males.” Triana replied.
“DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT I DON’T, I’M A STRIAGHT RABIT AND THE ONLY THING MY D GOES IN IS THERE V.” Bandit proclaimed loudly enough for everyone to hear.
“Bandit, how do you even know those terms?” John asked before turning to Triana and asking apprehensive.
“So you're saying that if Bandit was a female that I made a bond with then…..”
“Then she would not have stopped bothering you about having sex with her, at least this way he only wants to help you spread your genes and not help you by combining your genes personally.” Triana replied.
“Fuck” John said while Sarah and Vulxis broke out in laughter whole holding their stumacks.
“Wait bro?” Bandit suddenly said as it started to sniff around him before asking.
“Are you still a virgin?”
At this Triana could no longer prevent it and burst out in laughter as John stared at Bandit wide eyed before saying.
“Bro, not cool, you don’t just go around asking that.”
“Why not? What’s the big deal, everyone starts off as one and you will lose it eventually, especially with these two beauties following you around.” Bandit replied.
“I will lose it when I am ready and we do not have that sort of relationship.” John snapped back.
“Lose what?” Sarah asked.
“Relationship with whom?” Vulxis asked.
John could not think of a way to reply to the two women so he just decided to stay quiet and hope they would let the topic slide.
Unfortunately for him they two seemed to have no intention of doing that for some reason because Vulxis looked towards Triana and asked.
“Lady Triana, would you mind translating the conversation just now for us?”
John looked towards Triana with a pleading look, unfortunately Triana had amusement in her eyes as she responded.
“Ofcourse, Bandit just asked Vincarna if he was still a virgin and stated that he expects him not to be one for long with you two following him around.”
Vulxis broke out in a blush hearing this and muttered “Pervert” under her breath,
Sarah on the other hand smirked before saying.
“I think you should answer that question John, after all Bandit is just trying to help you out.”
John rolled his eyes before asking in return.
“Are you sure it’s not you who is trying to find out if I am still a virgin or not?”
Sarah put on a shocked face before saying.
“How could you accuse me of such a thing, I am a perfectly polite and pristine lady thank you very much.”
“Yeah right.” Vulxis muttered loud enough for everyone to hear.