Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

Chapter 733: Can't You Deal With A Group of Stray Cats?

“Although I don’t know what happened between you, but…”

Seeing the atmosphere in the locker room getting more and more weird, Kakashi waved his hand casually and turned around.” It has nothing to do with me anymore, goodbye.”

“Captain Kakashi!”

The extra teammates suddenly rushed forward, “We can’t bear to part with you!”

“That’s right, Captain Kakashi, can you please not leave?”

The group of extras scrambled to try to change Kakashi’s decision.

But in the end, Kakashi rejected their repeated requests ruthlessly, indifferently, and selfishly, and left the locker room with absolute determination.

The crowd of extras then turned around and saw Kanpū standing behind them with his hands on his hips and a sinister smile on his face.

‘It’s over, it’s over, it’s over…’

Of course, the extras knew that the matter between Kanpū and Tenzo are a joke, but they also knew that Kanpū will definitely drill them hard on the training because of this joke to vent his hatred.

In that case… the extras tacitly agreed to stand against the wall, moving their buttocks away from Kanpū, and made their humble, silent protest.

“Hmph hmph hmph, as your new Captain, I will definitely do well…”

Just as Kanpū was about to start his speech, the locker room’s door is suddenly opened again and a familiar voice was heard.

“It seems that you already learned of it.” Eagle walked in.

“Commander Eagle!”

Everyone shouted in unison.

Then, an extra asked: “Commander Eagle, why did Captain Kakashi leave Anbu?”

Eagle asked in surprise: “Kakashi didn't say anything?”

Everyone shook their heads.

Eagle smiled bitterly and said: “Kakashi is going to take over the Military Police Force.”

“What?!”

Everyone was shocked.

Even Kanpū was shocked this time.

‘Taking over the Military Police Force?’

‘If Kakashi becomes the Military Police Force’s Captain, then what about Uchiha Fugaku?’

Kanpū’s mind suddenly thought of something: ‘Could it be… an Advisor?’

Danzo was eliminated, so naturally he had to be replaced, and the Uchiha Clan wanted to ‘reach the top’. So in this case, they would trade the Military Police Force’s Captain position for Advisor Position.’

Sure enough, Eagle also mentioned that Fugaku was about to be appointed as an Advisor.

“Okay, that’s the specific thing.”

Eagle is ready to leave after saying this, and then said, “Kanpū, the sixth team will be handed over to you from now on. Don’t let Hokage-sama and me down!”

“Yes!” Kanpū nodded solemnly.

As soon as Eagle left, Kanpū turned and turned around and looked at the extras standing against the wall, as well as Shisui, Itachi, and Tenzo. His face gradually became serious, revealing a majestic and warden-like expression.

(.-`ω´-)

“Everyone, go to the sixth training ground… it’s time to train!!!”

“…Yes.” The group of extras responded feebly.

……

At the same time.

On the bulletin board downstairs from the Hokage Tower, an appointment letter was posted on it at some point.

The Shinobi coming and going took a few glances at the bulletin board and were immediately attracted.

“Hey, this is a big deal!”

“Uchiha Clan’s Clan Head was appointed as an Advisor, is this a joke?! Didn’t he instruct Shisui of the Body Flicker to attack Yondaime-sama a few years ago…”

“Idiot! Did you just come back from a mission?”

“How do you know?”

“No wonder. Hmph, listen clearly, Shisui’s defection was actually to let him go outside to perform Anbu’s secret mission. Now that the mission is complete, Shisui has returned.”

“Really?”

“There is no need to lie to you about this kind of thing! But Yondaime-sama’s appointment of Fugaku as an Advisor is indeed surprising.”

“There's another thing below, Kakashi…is appointed as Military Police Force’s Captain?”

“So that’s how it is. Exchanging Advisor Position for the position of Military Police Force’s Captain, Yondaime… wants to take back the power of the Military Police Force?”

“Who knows?”

“But Kakashi should be in trouble. After all, the members of the Military Police Force are very united and xenophobic.”

Hokage Tower’s rooftop.

Minato and Fugaku stood by the railing, looking down at the Shinobi gathered around the bulletin board, and from time to time, they could hear fragments of their discussions.

Although it is not complete, they can still hear some key words.

Fugaku thought for a while and decided to confess… cough, get straight to the point: “Yondaime, what do you want to do with Military Police Force…”

“Advisor Fugaku.”

Minato interrupted him with a smile, and asked, “From the perspective of an Advisor, do you think the Military Police Force is Uchiha Clan’s Military Police Force or Konoha’s Military Police Force?”

Fugaku was startled and his brows gradually furrowed.

Previously, as Uchiha Clan’s Clan Head and the Military Police Force’s Captain, he always regarded the Military Police Force as a private possession of the Uchiha Clan!

But at this time, he has been officially appointed as a Konoha’s high-level Advisor, and when he looked at this issue again, he found that he had a different view.

He hesitated for a while, then shook his head helplessly and sighed: “Of course it is Konoha’s Military Police Force.”

Minato smiled slightly when he heard this.

……

Near noon, outside the Military Police Force’s Headquarters, a group of Shinobi dressed in Uchiha attire were divided into two groups and stood on the left and right, waiting quietly.

When passers-by saw this scene, they quickened their pace and whispered.

“What are they doing?”

“Don’t you know yet? They are welcoming the new Captain.”

“I heard that the new Captain is the disciple of the Yondaime Hokage-sama, known as Kakashi the Copy Ninja.”

“They look like they have been waiting for a long time.”

“Kakashi must be trying to intimidate them.”

The sun gradually rose to its highest point in the sky, and it’s time… for lunch.

“What the hell is that Kakashi doing?! He actually made us wait for so long?”

Growl growl…

An elite member of the Military Police Force was so angry that his stomach growled.

“Is he trying to intimidate us? How childish!”

“Everyone, hold on. If he doesn't come, we'll keep waiting. We’ll see who is weaker in the end!”

“It's not necessarily who is going to intimidate whom, hmph!”

“That's right, when this incident spreads, Kakashi must be the one who becomes the laughing stock in the end!”

The elites of Uchiha Clan spoke to each other, and the Anti-Kakashi Alliance is united as one!

This wait lasted for more than an hour.

Finally, the silver-haired Kakashi came from a distance. Behind him was a lot of stray cats, including fat orange cats, black spotted cats, tabby cats, and white cats…

‘What is going on?’

The Uchiha’s elites in the two square formations looked at each other in confusion.

“Sorry, sorry.”

Kakashi jumped in front of the two square formations from a distance, put one hand on his hips and rubbed his white hair with the other, and said, “The road was blocked by cats, so I was late.”

“Captain Kakashi! With that reason, do you think someone would, would, would…” An unruly Uchiha elite stepped forward and was about to retort loudly when he saw those colorful stray cats blocked in front of Kakashi.

Kakashi didn’t talk nonsense. He walked to the left, and the group of stray cats blocked his left side, and when he walked to the right, the stray cats rushed to the right again, blocking him firmly.

After confirming that he did not lie, Kakashi shrugged at the two square formations of Uchiha elites.

The unruly Uchiha’s face kept twitching, and finally he shouted: “Even so, as the dignified Copy Ninja Kakashi, can’t you even deal with a bunch of stray cats?”

Kakashi looked at him and asked lazily, “Is the dignified Copy Ninja Kakashi going to attack a group of stray cats?”

“I…” The unruly Uchiha was startled, not knowing how to answer.

If he says yes, doesn't that make him look ruthless and cold-blooded, not even sparing a group of stray cats?

If he said no, then wasn't his question just now a joke?

He felt that he’s going to lose no matter which answers he chooses.

“Well, everyone seems to have been waiting for a long time. Let's go eat first.”

Kakashi waved his hand, “I will visit the Military Police Force’s Headquarters first. You don’t need to follow me, okay, disband!”

“Yes!”

The people in the two square formations subconsciously responded, and then immediately came back to their senses, and blamed themselves: ‘Why did we respond so readily?’