Chapter 311: Dark Elves (II)
Chapter 311: Dark Elves (II)
Gynaika had a bored look on her face as the dark elves all came out of their shadows, or better yet the unnatural shadows that have been hanging around the wood elf city. Herself and Tristian excluded they had 15 other vampires, three kitsunes and seven orcs that are a part of the samurai division. The vampire alone was more than enough to tear everyone here apart, and the sun itself would be totally unable to hold them back. Gynaika looked around, before her gaze fell upon a woman with really a 'generous' figure. But being female aside, her purple skin, elongated ears and silver hair showed that she was a dark elf.
It took another moment of looking around, but Gynaika noticed that everyone that had gathered around them were actually all females. Wait! Gynaika shifted her attention back to the still extremely scared wood elves and once again took notice of the fact that they were all women. Earlier reports of the wood elf city had already said that there was a good ratio of male to female in their population with the males being a bit more than the females. But there wasn't much information about the dark elves, the only thing that was known about them was that they were neighbors.
But she had a suspicion, but one that she really wasn't so sure of. but funny as it sounds, it seems that the reason why she hasn't seen any males and why the city seems so empty is because the dark elves had probably snatched them all up. And with how demure the wood elves females seemed, it wouldn't be too farfetched to say that their men were unable to put up a fight. It was as wild as it was crazy, but with each second that passed, it was turning out to be more and more true.
"Surrender your men and leave! Or we will be forced to carve out parts from your bodies."
Gynaika was somewhat worried, was it that these dark elves didn't know who she was, or just didn't give a damn about which power they were fucking with. Sure the only connection they had with the dark elves had been by communication sent by the wood elves, but if the wood elves were already under the thumbs of the dark elves by this much, they probably underestimated just how capable Morte Bianca was when they were told about them from the subjugated wood elves. But all this was just speculation on her part, there could actually be a little bit more to this than what was obviously being seen, perhaps she would run a divination over this situation later on, just after she's dealt with this over 100 bandits of female dark elves that are trying to steal all the men in her delegation.
"Well why don't I make a better offer to you then, I'm pretty sure it would be more beneficial to you in the long run." Gynaika said as she moved with a flourish towards the obvious leader of the dark elves.
"And makes you think, you're worthy of making deals with us, and even then, do you think you have what we need, huh!" the dark elf woman said with a sneer on her above average face, at least to Gynaika's standards anyway.
"How about you surrender yourself to me, and I'll make sure; or rather I will take you to a place where you can have all the men you want ten times over. And you will have them ready and willing to take care of your 'NEEDS', so what do you say?"
Gynaika felt that she had spoken quite well, these dark elves seemed as if they were incredibly simple and could be easily reasoned with or manipulated. But then again it seemed as if their problem was a lack of satisfaction due to a scarcity of the male counterpart. Gynaika could think about thousand s of men who would be all too willing to dive into a crowd of dark Elvin women in need of some proper Loving. But contrary to the look of appreciation she expected from them, they all busted out into laughter. Gynaika was stumped and couldn't seem to make heads of tails of what was currently going on, did she say something wrong to this grey and purple skinned voluptuous and slim fit women.
"What would we do with stinking filthy men! Hahhahhahaha you must be retarded. What pleasure? If we need pleasure no one can give it to us better than our fellow sisters, there are no better lovers than we females. As for men, it would be nothing short of blasphemous if they bring that ugly dangly thing in between their legs close to our most sacred fruit much less them actually inserting into our VALEEY OF HONEY! That's BLASPHEMY!"
Gynaika was totally and completely stumped, so much so that she couldn't form a coherent word as she stammered the words valley of honey in shock at what the dark elf had just screamed out. There was such fire and frantic fervor in her eyes that Gynaika felt a little worried, and underneath all that she could also see a righteous rage ready to be unleashed on herself due to what she had just said. But honestly speaking what was wrong with she just said, she thought they were kidnapping men to serve as their boy toys back in their own territory, but it seems she was quite wrong about their assumption.
"Men! They're are what's wrong with the world, they destroy it and then they destroy us. They defile us, inseminating us and having us bear their accursed sons! Mean are the worst! It is our sacred duty, the mandate given to us by the great spider queen, to rid this world of all men. Women rule, females are the better half of the gender equation, we are the one's who are supposed to be feared, and loved and respected. Men are unworthy of the pleasure of our body, which is why they are nothing more than sacrifices and food, our cattle! Now enough of this nonsense and surrender you accursed men!"
Gynaika was sure she was not the only one completely caught off guard, everyone with her was so shocked that they seemed to have forgotten where they were for a moment. Especially the men with some of them even having their mouth hanging open from the sheer absurdity and shock of it. I mean Gynaika knew they made some fair points, this world would be a lot better if women ruled it in the first place, but then again women can be extremely dramatic and indecisive, she couldn't imagine a queen having her monthly period during an important war siege. It was funny to imagine that.
Never the less the elves were not just females, they were lesbians, feminists, cultists of some sort and finally cannibals of male gender. They were all kinds of wrong I one big, succulent sexy package, and they hated men. It was extremely ironic, a race of women with really hot bodies but no men were allowed near them, heck even setting sight on them as a man meant death in probably the most painful way possible. Which probably explained why there were no male dark elves, these psychotic females had probably eaten and digested them all a long time ago.
"Wow! You guys are cannibals. Forgive me tone of voice and choice of words, but my husband to be has rubbed off on me quite a bit. So I say this with the utmost respect. You're all sick fucks, and I'm making this decision for your own good and the good of the world. Freaks like you cannot be allowed to exist. So with all of the love and disgust as the queen in waiting of the soon to be illustrious empire of Morte Bianca, I find your existence disturbing, and a lesson is in order. Take them all, and when I say take them, I meant take them, they should be alive to feel every thrust and slap of your flesh against theirs."
The dark elves were shocked, but the sinister grin on the face e of her delegation, and even more so on the face of the orcs who were 7 to 8 feet tall and used to pillaging and raping on their raids from back when they had a nomadic lifestyle. The dark elves sneered, pulling out their weapons, ready to teach gynaika and her weak men a lesson, unfortunately they have never met vampires. And even though it was just after dawn, the vampires that served her had a secret that even Rezar didn't even know. They were all already gold or sky lord ranked existences. The dark elves were small fry.
And that was how it came to be that a group of dark elves hoping to bully a soon to be queen out of the men in her delegation were met with a misfortune that no woman would wish on another. But Gynaika was not just some woman, she was the Divining Vampire Queen of Morte Bianca... she was no woman, she's a monster.