Prince and His Fool

Chapter 96: A Pair Of Matching Bald Spots

In the blink of an eye, Rong Zian was gone but his deeds had alerted the gods who were trying to negotiate with Guang. They quickly appeared in the front of the cave hoping to catch the culprit but only found the goddess of peace, Zau An standing at the entrance all smitten.

The god of wisdom, Zau Bao grasped his daughter's hand interrogating her. "What are you doing here? Did you see who broke my barrier?" he asked but she kept her mouth shut. She had been eagerly waiting for her future husband to emerge but was instead caught by her father.

Zau Bao and his council checked every nick and cranny of that cave but found nothing. Seeing how the barrier was shattered to pieces, he instantly knew who it was. "Bring her to me!" yelled Zau Bao rubbing his forehead in frustration. Zau An walked over terrified as she had never seen her father this angry before. If she didn't know any better she would think he wanted to obliterate her but for the sake of her future happiness, she chose to keep her mouth shut.

"Who was here? Where did he go?" asked Zau Bao a successive series of questions but his daughter stubbornly kept her mouth shut. "Then I have to extract your memories. Come here!"

"No father, you promised you would never do that to me. You are invading my privacy!" she replied inching backwards in dismay.

"Seriously, why are you protecting a stranger? Did he do something to you?" he asked checking on her but she seemed fine. Her daughter had always been obedient but one minute with Guang's son, she was already acting like a rebel.

"I am fine father, he didn't do anything to me but I like him a lot. Can you help me?" she said in a shy tone unaware of how much hatred her father had against that vulgar god.

"Tsk!" said Zau Bao before walking out to find a witness to extract memories from. If that bastard had broken into the heavenly realm it meant he had broken his terms allowing Zau Bao to bring forth the full might of the gods against him. He was even more pissed that the bastard had seduced his obedient daughter who had nothing to do with this.

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The wedding day had finally arrived with the entire palace decorated in a magnificent crimson red. With one glimpse, one could tell this was going to be a grand affair. Since he was no longer part of the Rong Family who were currently locked up in prison for disobeying the imperial order, Rong Zian had to get ready in Guang's space for the big day. Her mother had not changed one bit, changing his outfit non-stop in her little girl form while screaming like a little fujoshi.

Rong Zian let her have her way, the goddess was just too bored. She only stopped when she was fully satisfied with tears of joy streaming down her face. "My baby is getting married, wuwuwu...you made mummy so proud. So gorgeous wuwuwuwu!" wailed Guang embracing Rong Zian. He patted her back in comfort but couldn't understand why she was crying. Well, he's the one to judge, wait till he gets to the ceremony.

"Something is missing," she said before making a red veil appear in her arms.

"Fuck no! Not happening," he said in a stern tone he had to draw the line somewhere.

"Wuwuwuwu...you ca-can't even do this one thing for me," wailed a teenage girl with an ugly crying face.

Seeing that little girl crying, a teenager who was also his mother, it softened his heart. "Fine! I will wear it but no more weird requests."

"It's the last one I swear," she said wiping away her tears and placed the veil on him, "Here is the ring I made for Yan Yan, it's specially made for him. You can always find him as long as he's wearing that."

She wore a sly grin while saying this, 'Hahaha! If he gets a harem it would be easy to catch him!' she thought while placing the husband GPS tracker in Rong Zian's hand.

"And don't worry about Wu Yange's mother she won't misbehave. Mummy took care of it," said Guang checking on his outfit one last time.

Rong Zian chuckled as he asked, "What did you do?"

Guang took out some super glue with a mischievous grin. "I literally shut her mouth for her. A terrifying vicious ghost of her deceased mother-in-law paid her a visit and used modern methods to shut her up. HAHAHAHAHA! Her mother-in-law used to fuckin hate her!" said Guang rolling on the ground in laughter. How much she enjoyed screwing with humans.

"You can go, they are waiting for you," she said trying to get rid of him. She had unfinished business with a certain someone and Rong Zian noticed.

"Are you trying to get rid of me?" he curiously asked.

Guang glared at him with a 'none of your business' expression and so Rong Zian left. "Fine as long as you aren't ruining my wedding."

As soon as Rong Zian left, Guang changed form into her adult self and pulled an unsuspecting Wu Yange into her space. This would be the first time he would lay his eyes on the goddess who brought Rong Zian into existence. After the initial shock wore off, Wu Yange respectfully kowtowed before her. The resemblance was uncanny, even if no one had told him who she was he could instantly tell.

"Such a respectful child, are you sure empress Tao is your mother?" she said looking down at him but Wu Yange didn't raise his head to look at her. "I am extremely disappointed in you Wu Yange, you didn't even come to personally ask for my permission to marry my son."

Wu Yange swallowed hard anxious, he had no other way to get to Guang and only prayed hoping she would hear but apparently she hadn't heard his prayers. "Haaaa...what a disappointment. I tell you what we can do, you give me one thing so you can make up for your mistake and I will let you marry him," she said holding back her excitement while tossing her bluff at Wu Yange hoping he would fall for it.

He finally raised his head apologising profusely. "I will do anything as long as you let me marry him."

"Okay then, give me a few strands of your hair," she said with a stern look on her face.

Wu Yange was expecting a slap or two but instantly choked when he heard her request. Was the goddess obsessed with collecting hair because the last time he heard a commotion of her pulling out some of Rong Zian's hair? "Su-u-u-r-e-e-e," he said in a suspicious tone. Guang jumped in excitement painfully pulling at his hair.

"Thank you Yan Yan, bye!" she said holding a fur ball size of his hair. 'What kind of family did l marry into,' he thought being kicked out of Guang's space. Thus the two lovers tied the knot with a pair of matching bald spots.