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Chapter 60: Valuables Should Have Anti-Theft

Measures

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Psychological consolation is also known as psychological comfort,” Chen Yu answered seriously.

“One can obtain physical and mental comfort by doing certain things.”

“If your body and mind are happy, your illness will be cured.”

“You can get this comfort by donating to charity.”

“Or helping the lonely and sick.”

“Develop areas with poverty.”

“Even building bridges, roads, nursing homes, and orphanages will do.”

“These good deeds can not only make you feel warm on the inside but also give you the happiness of helping others,” Chen Yu explained word for word.

“Once you obtain happiness and comfort by doing good deeds, you won’t need to be afraid that your mental illness won’t recover.”

“Once your mental illness is cured, your life will be back on track.”

“The family, friends, business partners, and your wife you’ve hurt will gradually forgive you once you fully recover.”

Wang Dequan listened carefully, afraid he would miss a single word from Chen Yu.

Chen Yu was asking him to do good deeds and accumulate merit.

Chen Yu’s method was very insightful, as one would expect from a master in their field.

He felt embarrassed after he was reminded that he should do charity.

Wang Dequan had never given a single penny to charity since the beginning of his career.

Whenever he had such an idea, a voice in his head would tell him that those people were poor because they were all slackers.

There was no need to help these people who did not seek advancement.

Thinking about it now, it was clearly the demons hindering him from doing so.

Those demons didn’t want to see Wang Dequan do anything that would increase his merit and instead tried to push him deeper into an abyss.

A cold-blooded and cruel path of no return.

“Dr. Chen, may I ask how much money I need to donate to cure my illness completely?”

Wang Dequan asked carefully.

“Do good deeds with your heart as a measure, not money. Do as you see fit.”

“Ah…”

Wang Dequan’s jaw dropped.

Do as he sees fit?

How would he know how much to donate?

Donating a penny counts as a donation.

Donating 10 billion was also a donation.

“Mr. Wang, of course, the more charity you participate in, the better.”

Zhang Jianshe was also a charitable person, so he suggested that Wang Dequan set up a charity fund.

That way, he could donate a portion of the company’s profits in his name every year.

“Alright, let’s do that!”

Wang Dequan nodded heavily.

Although the charity funds donated yearly might be as high as hundreds of millions or billions, it would be worth it as long as his body was healthy.

By then, his wife, family, and friends could forgive him!

“Dr. Chen, I’ll head back for now. As for those artifacts… I’ll arrange for someone to send them to you soon.”

Wang Dequan had too many things to do.

Catching those traitors who betrayed him, throwing away the bronze Wutong Shen statue, and telling his wife everything.

“Go ahead.”

Chen Yu watched as Wang Dequan left.

Chen Yu then looked at Zhang Jianshe, who was deep in thought.

“Principal Zhang, if you have something to say, just say it.”

Hearing this, Zhang Jianshe embarrassedly asked, “Dr. Chen, I want to buy some of your treatment devices. What do you think I should buy?”

Zhang Jianshe’s worldview had shattered since he met Chen Yu and began believing that ghosts and deities existed in the world.

Especially after hearing about the things that happened to Wang Dequan, Zhang Jianshe planned to buy a charm or something of the sort from Chen Yu to keep himself safe.

It was never wrong to take preventive measures.

“You’ve been in good health recently. You don’t need me to choose something for you specifically.”

“You can buy whatever you like.”

Chen Yu answered with a smile.

“I see.”

Zhang Jianshe instantly understood what Chen Yu meant.

Chen Yu’s remark about his good health meant that he wouldn’t encounter any strange or unlucky events for the time being.

Since that was the case, he would see what kind of item piqued his interest.

Walking to the front of the shelf, Zhang Jianshe first looked at the “medicines” before him.

He also turned to look at the other shelf, which contained various “treatment devices”.

Most of the items were priced at 100,000 yuan.

Only a tiny portion of them were priced higher than this.

“Dr. Chen, what effect does this have?”

Zhang Jianshe held a cartoon goat mask in his hand and asked.

Raising his head to take a look, Chen Yu explained, “Pleasant Goat is a cartoon character who’s quick-witted, resolute, brave, and resourceful.”

“If you wear it, you can hypnotize yourself into thinking that you are Pleasant Goat and increase your IQ.”

“It’s suitable for researchers.”

Zhang Jianshe looked at the Pleasant Goat mask in surprise.

A mask that could increase intelligence?

Does such a heaven-defying item exist?

As he looked around, Zhang Jianshe caught sight of another item priced at 400,000 yuan from the corner of his eye.

An Ultraman mask.

The Pleasant Goat mask was priced at 300,000 yuan, while the Ultraman mask was priced at 400,000 yuan.

Obviously, they were not ordinary items.

“Dr. Chen, what about this?”

“This is something else,” replied Chen Yu.

“Ultraman represents the power of light. Do you believe in the power of light?”

“Uh…”

Zhang Jianshe was stumped.

Why would he believe in the power of light?

“You should take the Pleasant Goat mask.”

Each of these items that Chen Yu had created had been imbued with spiritual energy.

Also, each of them was endowed with a unique characteristic.

While each of these items was powerful, it was not something that everyone could afford to buy.

Everything here ties back to fate.

Zhang Jianshe did not believe in the power of light, which meant that he was not fated to be with the Ultraman mask.

On the contrary, the Pleasant Goat mask suited him very well.

Zhang Jianshe’s career would be welcomed with a second spring if used well.

Zhang Jianshe heeded Chen Yu’s suggestion and bought the Pleasant Goat mask for 300,000 yuan.

“Don’t be in a hurry to leave.”

Chen Yu called out to Zhang Jianshe, who was preparing to leave.

“I’ll give you an instruction manual.”

“This thing even has an instruction manual?”

Zhang Jianshe exclaimed inwardly.

It was as if it were a truly technologically capable item.

“The first thing to take note of is not to let any filth touch it.”

“The second thing to note is that before you wear it for the first time, you need to smear some of your blood on the back of the mask and write your name and date of birth.”

“The third thing is to keep it safe and not lend it to others.”

Chen Yu’s tone turned extremely serious when he mentioned the third point.

Zhang Jianshe quickly promised that even if his son wanted it, he wouldn’t give it to him.

“Alright, there’s no problem then.”

“Do you still have any questions?” Chen Yu asked.

“I do.”

“Dr. Chen, I can roughly understand the first and third points you mentioned.” Zhang Jianshe smiled awkwardly.

“But 1 don’t understand this second point.”

“Why must I write my name and date of birth in blood?”

“Anti-theft measure.”

“What? Anti-theft?”

Zhang Jianshe was stunned.

Using a matter-of-fact tone, Chen Yu said, “You spent 300,000 on the mask, right?”

“Yes.”

“It’s a valuable item.”

“Yes.”

“It’s reasonable to add some anti-theft measures for something this valuable, no?”

Chen Yu spread his hands.

Zhang Jianshe shook his head, realizing what Chen Yu said made sense.

But why use blood?

Forget it, forget it. Let it be.

It would be awkward if he upset Chen Yu and refused to sell it to him.

Zhang Jianshe held onto the Pleasant Goat mask and happily left Chen Yu’s psychological consultation room.

An hour later, a black SUV arrived at the shop’s entrance..