Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 443: Chapter 435 Your Girlfriend Is a Chordate of the Weasel Family

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Tran station

Chen Yu had just appeared when he scared everyone half to death.

It was because of the voice.

“batherj save me.”

These words came from the mouth of an animal in Chen Yu’s hands.

Everyone knew only parrots, mynas, and a few other birds could speak human language.

The thing Chen Yu was carrying had yellow hair and a cure little face.

It looked a little like a fox but also a little like an extra-large rat.

“Dr. Chen, what are you holding in your hand?”‘

Dong Mingshan didn’t look surprised by Chen Yu’s sudden appearance.

He was even more curious about what Chen Yu was carrying in his hand.

“Let me introduce you to the one in my hand,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile. “No, rhe lady in my hand is someone from the northeast. She’s from rhe Weasel family.”

“She’s a yellow weasel, but more people like to just call them weasels.”

“Her real name is Huang Shunv, and now she’s called Huang Yawen.”

As soon as the name Huang Yawen was revealed, Dong Mingshui fell to the ground with a thud.

The surrounding villagers were also trembling.

They were all too familiar with this name. Dong Mingshui’s ex-girlfriend was called Huang Yawen.

The muscles on Daoist Yunxiao’s face twitched as he clenched his teeth tightly, looking like he wanted to swallow Chen Yu alive.

Shaking the weasel in his hand, Chen Yu sneered, “I’ve seen some of those ignorant and incompetent charlatans who pretend to be supernatural. However, this is my first time encountering an animal that pretends to be a human Daoist.”

“Hahaha, old man, are you going to explain yourself, or do you want your daughter to explain?”

As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding people retreated as if avoiding the plague.

They all avoided Daoist Yunxiao, standing in the middle of the living room.

Even a fool could see what was happening.

The weasel spoke in human language. It was obviously a monster.

As for Daoist Yunxiao, he was most likely the weasel’s father.

He was also a monster.

“What an ignorant and incompetent heretic! I don’t know where you found that demon, but do you want to use it to scam me and frame me as a demon? You’re really evil!”

“You’re my enemy!” Daoist Yunxiao pulled the peach wood sword from his back and angrily snarled.

“Father, our matter has been exposed. Don’t force yourself.”

The little weasel’s words directly tore down Daoist Yunxiao’s act.

“Senior Chen is amazing. All it took was one slap to return me to my original form.”

“He even teleported here in an instant. Don’t fight him. You might lose your life.¹¹

“What?!”

Daoist Yunxiao’s eyes widened in disbelief.

He had 500 years of cultivation, and his daughter had 200 years of cultivation.

Even if his daughter’s cultivation was not half his, she couldn’t be slapped back to her original state in just one slap.

It seems like your father doesn’t intend to tell us the truth,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile as he tossed the little weasel aside.

“Senior Chen, please calm down. I’ll tell you the truth, so please try to be lenient on us.”

After the little weasel witnessed Chen Yu’s strength, she suffered a substantial psychological shock.

Her courage had long been shattered.

Although Chen Yu had a smile on his face, his attacks were the opposite.

With a wave of his hand, he broke the countless array of mechanisms her father had set up in the mountain.

He wasn’t even gentle with her, a woman, at all.

He slapped her back to her original form in just one go.

She was only a 200-year-old child and had never seen such terrifying power.

She was scared witless.

She was then treated to a roller coaster ride on land.

As Chen Yu said, the little weasel with the alias Huang Yawen and Daoist Yunxiao were biological father and daughter.

At the same time, she was also Dong Mingshui’s girlfriend.

She got close to Dong Mingshui to achieve an ulterior motive.

She didn’t expect Dong Mingshan to find out and separate them.

Taking advantage of Mother Dong’s death, the old weasel made rhe coffin immobile.

He turned into a Daoist priest and approached Dong Mingshui, pointing out the strange things the Dong family had encountered.

After Chen Yu foiled his plan, Daoist Yunxiao devised another plan.

He drove the corpse back to the Dong family to intimidate everyone.

He would then appear as a savior, help Dong Mingshui ascend in his company, and let him and his daughter reunite.

As for going around the country to fulfill his mother’s wish, it was all made up by Daoist Yunxiao.

The blessed lands and whatnot were scattered throughout the country.

It would take at least a few years to complete a pilgrimage to all of these places.

Daoist Yunxiao and his daughter would empty the Dong family’s assets during this period.

“Is… is that all true?”

Dong Mingshui was deeply shocked.

The girlfriend that he treated as his beloved was actually a monster.

The purpose of getting close to him was to obtain the Dong family’s assets.

Monsters flexing their beauty for the sake of money.

Even a C-tier drama wouldn’t make up such a story!

The villagers were also shocked.

In many legends, there are stories of demons transforming into humans and eating them.

This was the first time everyone had heard of a demon who wanted to seize family property.

The little weasel revealed an awkward expression similar to a human’s.

“Mingshui, I’m sorry. My father and 1 had no choice but to do this,” she said with his head lowered and her limbs slumped against the ground.

“It’s almost the end of the year. We still have to pay the tributes that should be paid this year…”

“Don’t say anymore!!!’’

Daoist Yunxiao interrupted his daughter’s words and rushed over like a gust of wind, trying to pick up his daughter on the ground.

“Slap!”

With a slapping sound, Daoist Yunxiao flew six to seven meters away and fell heavily to the ground.

“Continue,” Chen Yu said as he swung his right hand.

The little weasel looked at Daoist Yunxiao in the distance and said submissively, “My father and I came here to avoid a disaster. We’ve been hiding here for more than a hundred years.”

“According to the rules, we have to pay a large sum of money to a big shot every year in exchange for his protection.”

The little weasel began to tell the whole story.

Her parents were originally from the northeast.

They belonged to the Yellow Immortal lineage of the five great immortal families.

More than a hundred years ago, Daoist Yunxiao broke the rules of the immortals for the sake of incense money.

He knew that he would die, so he took his daughter and fled.

Since ancient times, the area outside his hometown has been the habitat of the five great immortal families.

Therefore, there was a saying that immortals did not come out of seclusion.

They fled all the way to the periphery of Hangzhou City, and the father and daughter went to Snake Mountain as their shelter.

After his life was no longer in danger, Daoist Yunxiao returned to his old ways.

He continued to use underhanded methods to steal and swindle.

He used the ancient people’s fear of ghosts and gods to stir up trouble secretly, and he would appear as a Daoist priest to quell the trouble he had created.

After that, he would deceive the local people into worshipping his true form by setting up a temple to burn incense for it.

He could use it to absorb the prayers and increase his cultivation.

The fish will soon be caught that nibbles at every bait. Daoist Yunxiao swindled and cheated while also bringing trouble to himself.

The father and daughter ran to someone else’s place to play tricks and build a temple.

It gradually attracted the attention of the local big shots.

The big shot sent his subordinates to investigate secretly, finally finding the father and daughter.

Daoist Yunxiao, who had lived for 500 years, was not an ordinary person.

The crafty old man made a deal with the big boss’s subordinate.

Every year, he would need to pay this person a large sum of money in exchange for his secret protection.

As time passed, the father and daughter encountered the same predicament as the people of the mystic sect.

Supply and demand were severely shrinking in the mystic sect..