The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1392: Master’s Disgusting Divine Power

However, Lone Wolf chased after him without relent. He headbutted the tiger again!

At this moment, the northeastern tiger finally understood what it meant to have a hard head and bones. It cursed loudly, “Damn it, why are your bones so hard! I’m not going to play with you anymore! I’m leaving!”

The northeastern tiger finally gave up and turned around to run.

Lone Wolf laughed out loud. “Little kitty, where are you running? Let’s fight another three hundred rounds!”

Therefore, Lone Wolf chased after him.

On the mountain, Squirrel shouted in excitement, “Oh yeah! Eldest Senior Brother has won! Come on, Eldest Senior Brother! Hit him!”

Salted Fish grinned. “I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed.”

Squirrel asked perplexed, “Why?”

Fangzheng said, “That tiger is cunning. Jingfa will probably suffer if he enters the forest.”

Indeed, at the instant Lone Wolf charged into the woods, he let out an arrogant cry. “Haha, little kitty, your Grandpa Wolf is here, why aren’t you surrendering! Uh… Holy sh*t! You… Holy sh*t! Also? I’m… not fighting anymore! I’m not fighting anymore! Aiya, help!”

After a while, Lone Wolf ran out of the woods in a sorry state. With his tail between his legs, he ran very fast!

Everyone was confused. What was going on?

At this moment, a northeastern tiger emerged from the bushes. This was not the main point. The main point was that there were two bigger northeastern tigers behind them. Each one of them was majestic and mighty!

“Three northeastern tigers?!”

“The three tiger brothers?”

“No wonder Master Jingfa was beaten so terribly. Three tigers!”

“Seems like the one who fought Jingfa was the smallest one…”

“Holy sh*t, he was surrounded and beaten up!”

…

“Haha, when Master Jingfa was chasing, he had his tail sticking out, whimpering loudly. As he ran, he had his tail between his legs… Why does it feel so adorable?”

“Haha…”

Everyone laughed as well.

“Take pictures, three northeastern tigers! This is big news!”

“Yes, yes, yes. It’s been so many years since we saw northeastern tigers in the northeast. I never expected to see three tigers here!”

…

With the three big tigers gathered together, they seemed to be emboldened as they swaggered towards the village again.

“Master, what are these tigers doing? From the looks of it, they aren’t willing to let the matter rest. Don’t tell me they will eat humans?” asked Monkey worriedly.

Fangzheng looked at the fearless tourists. There was actually someone sitting on a wall to take pictures!

Walls in northeast China were different from the high walls in the northern plains. They were about a meter tall brick walls. This kind of wall was only used to keep poultry and cattle in, not humans. As for tigers? That didn’t even need saying. If the tiger had the intention, it would just leap over it.

Despite the tigers getting closer and closer, the tourists had no intention of running away immediately. They were still taking pictures.

At this moment, someone turned around and faced the tiger. He picked up his cell phone, wanting to take a selfie!

When Fangzheng saw this, he shouted, “No good! Someone is courting death!”

Others might not know, but Fangzheng knew that feline animals had an instinct. They attacked all creatures that had their backs facing them! It was as though showing their backs is a way of seducing them into attacking! Fangzheng had seen many instances on television of tamers showing their backs to lions, tigers, leopards, etc. Without exception, these fellows would pounce on them!

If the tamers turned back in time, these big cats would usually give up their attacks and turn it into hugs or other actions.

However, there were some tamers who were unable to react in time and were killed on the spot!

It was not just limited to big cats, but a house cat as well…

Therefore, Fangzheng knew that something was going to happen the moment he saw the man face his back to the tigers!

As Fangzheng spoke, he shouted, “Jingxin, save him!”

He swept his gaze down but did not see Red Boy. He had no idea where the fellow had gone!

Almost at the same time, the three tigers suddenly sped up. They ignored the people on the walls as they charged towards the person whose back was facing them!

The tiger leading the way had already pounced into the air!

At the critical moment, Fangzheng wanted to use Divine State to save him. Unfortunately, the more anxious he was, the more he couldn’t enter the Dao. All he could do was randomly choose a divine power, but he ended up getting… “No way? This divine power… I’ll just make do with it…”

Fangzheng shook his head and closed his eyes. He grabbed a piece of soil and threw it down the mountain!

“Master, are you crazy? Can you hit it from such a distance?” Salted Fish exclaimed.

Monkey added, “It looks like Master is really crazy.”

Squirrel shouted, “Look! The soil seems to have changed. Unfortunately, it’s too far. I can’t see it clearly.”

When the tourists and villagers saw this, their faces turned pale. Only then did they recall that this was a wild northeastern tiger, not a fat tiger at the zoo! These animals ate humans!

However, it was too late and there was no time…

Just as everyone was screaming and shouting, “Be careful!”

The man who took the selfie also saw the scene of the tiger rushing towards him through the camera. He was so scared that his legs went limp and he turned motionless. He did not know how to react at all! He closed his eyes and his hands trembled. He even pressed the selfie button on the selfie stick…

Almost at the same time that the tiger pounced on the man, everyone saw a black object descend from the sky and land on the tiger’s face!

The thing had an amazing force. It seemed to resemble mud. When it hit the tiger’s face, it immediately exploded and sputtered everywhere. Even the tiger was thrown back by this strange force and missed the human!

The tiger rolled on the ground before getting up. It circled the surroundings furiously and roared, “Roar!”

The other two tigers wanted to take a look at the situation, but when they came closer, they immediately retreated with a look of disdain.

“What is that?”

“What’s that plastered over the tiger’s face?”

“It looks a little disgusting. Even the two tigers despise him. It doesn’t seem like it’s anything good.”

“I think so…”

…

“Master, what did you throw? You clearly threw a piece of clay, but why did it turn into a ball of mud?” Squirrel asked curiously.

Fangzheng shook his head and did not say a word. Instead, he silently scanned the huge words in his mind—Plastering your face with shit!

Plastering your face with shit: Any non-living item you grab will turn into a pile of shit after being thrown out. It will hit the target’s face accurately.

Yes, the introduction was simple, but Fangzheng had to admit that this was the most disgusting divine power he had ever seen since he obtained divine powers!

“Master, those two tigers have surrounded that person!” Salted Fish shouted.

Fangzheng grinned and said, “Do you not know what’s good for you?” With that said, he threw two pieces of soil down with each hand!

The two northeastern tigers circled around the man and were about to rush forward when two black lumps hit the faces of the two tigers. The huge impact knocked the two tigers to the ground. When they got up, one of the tigers jumped on the spot while screaming. Its claws scratched its face. Clearly, this tiger was a clean freak. It was so disgusted by the shit on its face that it actually ran away, ignoring the other two tigers.