There is Something Wrong with This Game

B010 – Cat and Rabbit

Announcement Warning: R-18 scene, and incestuous subplot in this chapter.

That night, Touya's party has been busy with helping the crew establishing a campsite.

Touya helped the crew set up the tents. Minami was patrolling and clearing the surroundings area from monsters. And then, the pair of brother and sister Beastkin that just wake up, Kaire and Floire followed her to sprinkle Monster Repelling Powder (MRP) on the ground around the camp.

"Ugh, this powder stinks so bad. What the heck is this powder made of? "(Kaire)

Kaire, who had chosen his race as a Werecat naturally had an excellent sense of smell. The strong odor of the powder had tortured his nose.

The powder was given by Georg's guard and Kaire didn't know what was the composition of the powder. His notification window did not reveal any useful information about the item because he wasn't informed about the item.

Meanwhile, his sister Floire, did not suffer the same torture since she already wore a Gas Mask.

"It's from Earth Dragon's feces, so I heard from a guard." (Floire)

"What?! How could they used this kind of stuff?" (Kaire)

Now that he knows the origin of the MRP, the item notification info changed.

After seeing this notification, Kaire's facial expression turned pale.

It turned out that what he had sprinkled all this time was really feces. And this feces, was sprinkled personally by his hand. The feeling of grabbing a handful of it still lingered in his paw, and it was still warm.

Realizing this, he immediately throw up. Although, what he vomited was only a rainbow colored liquid. The liquid dispersed into particles after a few seconds had passed.

"Ueeeekkk! Ueeeekkk!! Damm it, my nose has been violated! My hand also got violated!" (Kaire)

"Here, Onii-chan... I have a spare mask for you. Also, we can wash ourselves later after this is done." (Floire)

As she said that, Floire handed out the same mask as she wore.

Kaire grumbled as he accepted the mask and put it on. At that moment, the nauseating stench disappeared from his nose. More precisely, the smell does not completely disappear and was only reduced by the mask. But it was enough to make Kaire breathe a sigh of relief.

On the side, Minami also commented.

"This can't be helped. MRP made from Wolftooth's blood is no longer enough to suppress the monster." (Minami)

"I agree, the old MRP already lost its effectiveness ever since the spiders outbreak." (Floire)

"Yeah, basically, they have resorted to create a strong MRP to the extreme."  (Minami)

Minami, whose race was Draconid didn't find breathing as difficult as Kaire and Floire. As for why, there are two reason.

Firstly, her Draconid trait did not have enhanced sense of smell like Beastkin. The stench she felt was not as strong as Kaire and Floire felt. And the other reason was, Draconid was a race close to dragons. In the lore, their race was the result of the conceiving between humans and dragons.

Hence, her nose has less rejection compared to the siblings.

It's still disgusting but that's about it.

While she was chatting with Floire, Minami did not neglect her vigilance.

CROUCHING TIGER STANCE! TIGER ECHO FIST!!

PAK! PAK! PAK!

-530 -560 -540

GROOAAARRHHH!!!

With 3 consecutive combo punch, Minami easily killed a Lv40 wild monster that appeared nearby in her line of sight. She quickly stored the carcass as a whole into her inventory and said to the siblings.

"I think this should be enough for our task. We should go back to the camp." (Minami)

"Agreed, I also need to wash my body too. Let's go back." (Kaire)

Kaire replied unenthusiastically.

After experiencing torturous stench, all he want was just wash himself clean and change to a new set of clothes. He didn't even have the motivation to do any additional subquest for the time being.

Minami wanted to say something to reply, but at this time, suddenly Floire interjected.

"Then, I'll help you with that, Onii-chan." (Floire)

"Eh? Again? Although I have no reason to refuse, but don't you think it's too often?" (Kaire)

"It can't be helped. It feels so good that I got addicted. You also feel the same, didn't you?" (Floire)

Floire replied with a slightly teasing tone. Seeing his sister's attitude, Kaire could only helplessly sigh.

Meanwhile, Minami could only became puzzled. She wasn't angry at being interrupted, but the conversation between the siblings left her out of understanding.

Help for wat?

Unfortunately, both of the sibling currently wore a Gas Mask, so Minami couldn't deduce from their expression. Without knowing exactly what this conversation was about, Minami was unable to join in.

"That reminds me, Touya-kun is working with the "three muscles" to set up the tent, isn't he?" (Floire)

"Ah, yes he is. I wonder if he is still fine. I couldn't help but worried." (Kaire)

Fortunately, Kaire and Floire did not continue further and started to talk about other things. Minami let out a sigh of relief. The "three muscles" they were talking about should be referring to the party Barazoku Iron Muscles.

Perhaps the siblings were worried that their party would gang up to rob and PK Touya out of the game. But, this worry was useless. As Touya's classmate, Minami know that Touya was one of the Kendo Club's ace player. And of course, as Touya's neighbor and schoolmate, the siblings should have known too.

With a confidence, she replied.

"I think there is no need to worry. Touya is strong. Even if he is outnumbered 3 vs 1, he won't so easily defeated. Besides, in this quest, Barazoku Iron Muscles is participating as an ally with the same mission, not as a rival to rob resources." (Minami)

But facing Minami's confident words, Kaire and Floire could only let out a strange expression that was hidden inside the mask.

"Well, what we worried about is not that, but other things... for example, his virtue." (Kaire)

"Huh, what?" (Minami)

Once again, Minami was left dumbfounded. For some reason, the conversation didn't seem to connect.

At this time, Floire interjected as well as pointed her finger to a direction.

"Nevermind about that, there he is, Touya-kun." (Floire)

Minami and Kaire's attention immediately turned to the direction Floire was pointing at. They saw a large tent comparable to the size of a house, and several smaller tents beside it.

From one of the smaller tents, Touya came out.

But he wasn't alone, he came out along with one of the "three muscles", Deborah. He was an effeminate burly man wearing disastrous make up that could make the stomach churn.

"Oh my! Tooya-chan! You don't need to be shy ~. You can join us for dinner tonight." (Deborah)

"I appreciate the feeling, but no thank you." (Touya)

"Our chef, Barton-aniki has Lv5 Cooking skill, you know? Have you ever taste a 5 dish?" (Deborah)

Deborah's persistent effort to make him stay couldn't help but make Touya trembled with fear. Touya thought that he was a helpless lamb in front of a wolf.  No, even wolf could still be considered cute if compared to the terror in front of him.

At least, the former has a fluffy fur that can be rubbed, while the latter...

'Ugh, if I had known this would happen, I would have taken on patrol duty with Minami and the others...'

Touya couldn't help but regret his choice for taking on the seemingly easy task of setting up camp. Others who take on patrol duties are easy. The most they could encounter were monsters, while he was facing something scarier than monsters!

Fortunately, he spotted his party member returned from their task.

"Touya!!"

From a far, he saw Minami waved her hand. In that instant, Touya let out a relieved expression. That wave of hand was like a salvation for him to escape from the current disastrous situation.

"It seems my party has finished their task. My apologies, but I need to go now." (Touya)

"Oh my! Too bad... Tooya-chan, you're always welcomed to join our party, okay ~?" (Deborah)

"Ahahaha, I appreciate the feeling. Well then, good night for you." (Touya)

After an exchange of pleasantries, Touya rushed out to his party. He hastily ran without looking back, as if he wanted to escape from that place as quickly as possible.

Kaire, who still wearing the mask, was the first to greet him.

"Yo, Touya! Is your butt okay?" (Kaire)

"Kai, you bastard! That's the first thing you said? Too bad for you, my butt's V-card is still intact!" (Touya)

"Wait, what are you saying in front of the girls, stupid Touya!" (Minami)

Facing Kaire's teasing, Touya could only retorted with annoyance. Meanwhile, Minami was upset because of the sudden dirty talk and scold Touya harshly.

"Ah, my bad... For some reason, I keep forgetting you are a girl." (Touya)

"What?! Are you saying that I'm not feminine enough?!

" (Minami)

BAM!

Touya's impolite remark was met with a fist of anger from Minami.

"Guheeee! I object to violence!" (Touya)

"SHUT UP!!" (Minami)

BAM! BAM!

"Wait, wait, wait!! Let's talk it over, shall we? Violence is not good. It is said that only barbarians who only rely on violence..." (Touya)

"...

" (Minami)

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Touya repeatedly begged for mercy but what he said seemed to make Minami angrier. In the side, Kaire and Floire only watched their eccentricity with a calm heart.

While what Minami did to Touya looked brutal, they were still connected to the party system. As such, no damage dealt due to the friendly-fire protection. But even so, her punches and kicks might still be hurt.

Without turning her head, Floire asked to her brother,

"Hey, Onii-chan... Am I also not considered a girl?" (Floire)

"Maybe it's because you're wearing that gas mask." (Kaire)

"Well, that's true... Let's ignore those two and wash ourselves clean first from the smell." (Floire)

Kaire nodded to her words, he also want to clean himself from the stench of the dragon feces so he could take off the mask comfortably.

With a slightly loud voice, he shouted to Touya and Minami.

"Touya, Minami! We're going to wash ourselves first!" (Kaire)

Hearing Kaire's shout, Minami paused her assault to Touya for a while.

"Ah, okay! You remember which one is our tent, right? There are two tents in the southeast by the river. The left one is for the girls, and the other one is for the boys. Don't get mixed up!" (Minami)

"Yes, we know!" (Kaire)

"Wait a moment, Kai-kun! Flo-chan! Herupu meeee~!" (Touya)

With that reminder, Kaire and Floire left. Ignoring a certain person's scream.

However, the direction they were going was not towards the southeast where their party tent was. Instead, they went in the direction of the carriage they were riding earlier.

"Okay this is it... I'll deploy a barrier first to keep anyone from peeping. It should last for an hour." (Floire)

"I think, that should be enough. We should do it fast before others realized we're gone." (Kaire)

What happened after that, only the two of them knew, or so they believed at that moment.

About two hours has passed since Hecate has logged out.

With this, the login limit has been restored to around 4 hours. And including all the remaining time, she would definitely be able to log in until midnight, which by then would reset her login limit back to 8 hours.

By doing this calculation, Hecate could earn a few extra hours playing time.

And so, Hecate entered the game, and appeared in the same place where she logged out which was inside the carriage. But, the moment she appeared, she was treated to an astonishing sight before her eyes.

"Ahn~  ahn~...More! More...! Ahn~! Kimochii~..." (Rabbit girl)

The first thing she saw after logged in to the game was a copulating scene between a cat and a rabbit!

'What the heck... Unexpectedly, I saw a porn scene inside the game!'

They were so engrossed with each other that they hasn't notice that there was a third party watching their deed in full sight. Moreover, both of them had nothing on their body and they had turned off their Ethic Code. As long as this code is turned off, no holy light will cover their exposed indecent body parts.

Which means, what Hecate saw right now was a fully uncensored hot snusnu scene.

Hecate could only be dumbfounded, but she immediately regained her composure.

'Oh well, it's not every day I'll come across such a scene. It would be a loss if I don't enjoy it.'

With that in mind, she quickly turned on the recording function from her game interface and took a good seat, quietly watching the two of them move wildly. 

"Floire... Floire~! Haa~ I think it's the time..." (Catboy)

"Come~! Onii-chan~!!...Pour it inside meeee~!" (Rabbit girl)

It seems they had about to reach their climax, but at that moment, the rabbit girl suddenly noticed the third party's presence. She immediately turned her head to where this presence came from.

A loli with blue hair and eyes quietly sat not far from where they were, expressionlessly observing their lustful feast.

"Oh, please don't mind me. Go ahead and continue." (Hecate)

"Ah~ Ahn~ NOO! DON'T LOOK!" (Rabbit girl)

"Eh? Ouhm~ What's this...? Your wee-wee suddenly tightened..." (Catboy)

Following the rabbit girl's scream, the catboy also unavoidably noticed Hecate's presence.

The situation suddenly became chaotic.

He was just purely inviting Touya for a meal.

Floire

Inran imouto...