There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem

“You haven’t seen what I looked like when the poison had deeply penetrated me.” Jun Zhenzhen interrupted her. She opened the game forum, clicked on her account, and enlarged several of the photos that she had previously uploaded. “Look. That's what I looked like. Green-tinted skin, crazy behavior and speech, I didn't live like a human but couldn't become a ghost. Everyone should be careful, all the dishes she makes are poisoned. If you eat too much, you'll become like this.”

Everyone was so frightened by the sudden appearance of the terrible photos that they cried out in surprise. The male leads, who had just been looking through the sachet, all turned around to look at Jun Shujing with an unclear emotion in their eyes.

The world channel also exploded. They all thought that they would just be watching the completion of the Holy Level Quest, but unexpectedly, they also got to see the livestream of sisters catfighting. They really hit the jackpot today!

It was also Jun Shujing's first time seeing Jun Zhenzhen’s appearance after she was poisoned. She was so scared that she wanted to scream and cover her eyes. Unfortunately, she was unable to move or make a sound because she was in a dead state. She could only quietly lay there and type to explain. "No, it wasn't me! I didn't do it!"

No one cared about the word bubbles she sent. The pictures were still continuously flipping through, one after another, showing the worsening symptoms. At the end of the photos was a picture of Jun Shujing, who looked very young and inexperienced.

“This was what your gentle and inspirational Great God Jing Shu looked like when she was young.” In the photo, Jun Shujing was sitting in a wheelchair, dressed in a white dress, looking pure and pitiful. However, the middle-aged man leaning over to kiss her ruined the feeling. Jun Zhenzhen enlarged the photo and slowly said, “I’ve already said what I needed to say in that exposing forum post, so today, I’ve prepared some other interesting things for you guys to see. The middle-aged man in the picture was my sister’s private tutor. She seduced him in order to avoid schoolwork and she was so proud of it that she even took pictures to flaunt it."

Everyone was dumbstruck, and Jun Shujing trembled with anger.

The picture was followed by a densely packed data table filled with side account IDs; it was divided into several different sections according to different games. “These were the games that she played and these were her side accounts. Do these IDs look very familiar to people who also played these games?"

Everyone looked at it carefully, and soon someone exclaimed, “Jing Shu was actually the one who collaborated with a big leader in Illusion to split their enemy guild’s leadership? The troll who wreaked havoc between the two guilds?”

Flourishing Flowers Fall exclaimed, “That bitch who stole my best friend's boyfriend was Jing Shu?!” As she said this, she also opened a revenge PK.

The girl who was secretly in love with Shi Zhe clicked her tongue and spoke up, “They're all infamous IDs, with abundant dark histories."

Jun Shujing’s hands shook as she typed. “No, it wasn't me! She’s lying to you! I'm being slandered!”

“Slandered?” Jun Zhenzhen sneered and turned to the next picture. “Then, these payment records of buying the water army can't be slander right? Do you dare say that this bank account isn't yours?”

Jun Shujing became quiet. The world channel continued to explode, and player after player came out to identify the IDs, excitedly sharing the wonderful stories behind those IDs.

One by one, all of the things that were never previously exposed on the forums were finally revealed. Jun Zhenzhen finally stopped on a specific side account ID. "The last one is this one. This is for the pitiful wealthy second-generation guys over there… You guys are really unfortunate because my sister unexpectedly fell for all of you. She poisoned you all and bought a water army to spread rumors—Seven men and one woman, tch."

What? Seven men and one woman? The experts' who were constantly bombarded with the continuous explosive reveals had their emotions stirred, and the world channel's enthusiasm became reinvigorated. Ye Zhizhou, who was processing the dish’s ingredients, looked up and poked the Ge Lu beside him. "Will livestreaming porn manhua cause that account to be banned?"

“So what if it's banned? I have many side accounts.” Ge Lu didn't have the GM attitude of maintaining the game balance at all. He hugged and kissed him. "Your appearance while battling monsters just now was really good-looking, and now your appearance while cooking is also very sexy. I like it."

Ye Zhizhou raised his hand to Ge Lu's face and pushed him away. “Go away, do you still want to complete the quest?!”

Ge Lu settled for the next best thing, which was tilting his head to kiss Ye Zhizhou's fingers, then continuing to stick to him.

Qi Xing, realizing what Jun Zhenzhen wanted to show, immediately turned towards Ye Zhizhou intending to have him stop her, but as a result, he actually saw such a scene. He suddenly felt like he had gone blind and turned his head away in despair. His face today… Don't think about it.

The six other unsuspecting male leads were still seriously exchanging details about how they were cheated by Jun Shujing, completely unaware that they were on the verge of witnessing a hellish scene.

Jun Shujing also saw the ID and her brain buzzed a bit before fully exploding. She began to frantically type. "No! That isn't me! Zhenzhen, I'm your sister, you can't do this to me!"

Jun Zhenzhen continued to ignore her. She leisurely verified that the side account was actually Jun Shujing using the ID data table. Afterwards, she searched for the ID on the forum, opened the manhua drawn by the ID and said, “I’m sure that some of the especially hardcore fans have already seen this manhua since it's very popular amongst a certain small circle, but I believe that the majority of you pure and simple players didn’t know such a thing existed. Friendly reminder, players under the age of 18 should be accompanied by their parents while viewing this.” As she said this, she gently tapped on it and opened the manhua. The first page was a colorful flashy image of seven beautiful men surrounding a girl.

The male leads' faces became stiff when they clearly saw the seven beautiful men's faces. The experts' expressions became weird and the world channel went silent.

As the pages continued to turn, a close up of Tang Ye’s face suddenly appeared on the screen. Everyone turned to look at him and Tang Ye shuffled uncomfortably while frowning.

So far, the images were still normal, as if it was just some Mary Sue fantasy, but then…

Images that ought to be censored suddenly appeared without warning. The experts all exclaimed in surprise, the male leads’ expressions looked like they had eaten shit, the emotions in Tang Ye’s eyes morphed and he directly opened a revenge PK towards Jun Shujing. “You actually dared… Damn you!”

[The probability of Tang Ye and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 0%, may the host persist in his efforts. The second soul flag has been pulled out. Congratulations to the host, may the host persist in his efforts. ]

The manhua turned to the next page and Shi Ze's face appeared. He hurriedly stepped forward to stop it. “Please skip this part, thank you.”

“All right.” Jun Zhenzhen very reasonably jumped past the electrifying scenes, but also added with a friendly reminder, “But, this manhua can easily be found on the internet with a quick and random search. Also, this is a livestream. You should… accept your fate."

Shi Zhe couldn't hold back any longer and opened a revenge PK on Jun Shujing as well, even though he was just a healer.

[The probability of Shi Ze and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 0%, may the host persist in his efforts. The third soul flag has been pulled out. Congratulations to the host, may the host persist in his efforts. ]

After skipping a few pages, Bao Yanan and Sun Fanchen’s faces appeared on the screen together. The experts once again cried out in surprise, and those that didn't fear death excitedly yelled out, “WTF! Threesome! Jing Shu's taste is so heavy! Really knows how to have fun!"

Jun Shujing had revived once again, wanting to stop Jun Zhenzhen, but Bao Yanan and Sun Fanchen opened another revenge PK, directly killing her.

[The probability of Bao Yanan, Sun Fanchen and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 0%, may the host persist in his efforts. The fourth and fifth soul flag has been pulled out. Congratulations to the host, may the host persist in his efforts. ]

Immediately following that, He Nian’s face appeared on the screen, with a shameful S&M conditioning play. He also hurriedly asked to skip it and didn’t want to look at Jun Shujing again.

[The probability He Nian and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 0%, may the host persist in his efforts. The second sixth flag has been pulled out. Congratulations to the host, may the host persist in his efforts. ]

The next one to appear was Qi Xing. He tactfully asked to skip it the moment his face appeared. Afterwards, it was Yu Jiangbo, whose part was the most erotic. It was unexpectedly a combination play of sexy lingerie, toys and S&M conditioning! All of the experts felt that today was really too brilliant, like it was all just a dream.

Yu Jiangbo was so angry that he smashed his harp, increasing Jun Shujing's amount of revenge PK challenges.

[The probability of Yu Jiangbo and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 0%. The seventh soul flag has been pulled out. Congratulations to the host. The task of this world has been accomplished. Does Host wish to enter the next world? ]

Ye Zhizhou felt comfortable all over as he selected decline and then swatted Ge Lu off, who had once again stuck to him.

After the seven male leads were all violated by the porn manhua, it finally came to an end. The last page of the manhua had the seven beautiful half-naked men surrounding a girl in a sexy nightdress. The magnificent hall was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. Jun Shujing had already disappeared from the hall some time ago as she went offline.

“How was it? Don’t you think my sister’s illustration abilities are quite good?” Jun Zhenzhen smiled and swept around the group, turning off team share before waving. “Okay, this account is going to be banned. Goodbye, everyone. Jun Shujing, don’t even think about trying to trick mom and dad to go against me anymore. It’s useless. Also, another friendly reminder, if you've eaten my sister’s food, you can go to Fu Yuan to get cured. My poison was cured by the Young Master of Fu Yuan. In order to help more people, he had been quietly adding antidotes into Fu Yuan’s dishes. Furthermore, I also hope that the relevant departments can seriously consider how my sister added poison to her dishes. Even if it’s unknown, it’s still poison. Lastly, Boss Wang Shuwang, how could you sleep at night while protecting my sister, who's such a vicious and ruthless businesswoman?"

The air twisted and she was kicked offline by the system.

Ye Zhizhou had also just happened to finish making his dishes, so the golden words hanging in mid-air changed into a congratulatory prompt.【Holy Level Quest completed. This last Zerg meat feast will be shared with all players. Buff effects of Zerg ingredients have been unlocked. The food made by players containing Zerg ingredients will no longer have debuffs. Asking everyone to experiment enthusiastically.】

The livestream ended and everyone was sent a new map.

In the world channel, the players stared at the disappearing livestream panel in a daze.

I Love Crayfish: It ended like that? I feel like I can watch this kind of catfight for three days and three nights!

Chrysanthemum Eye: I’m going to download the porn manhua. Goodbye!

Little Reporter: Did no one else notice the bromance between Ye Zhizhou and the team leader? They even kissed…

That single sentence awakened the dazed players and they once again started to crazily spam the chat.

The male leads expressionlessly closed the world channel and tacitly chose to all go offline.

Ye Zhizhou confusedly received Ge Lu's trade prompt, accepted his red envelope and suspiciously opened it.

【You have received Side Account 007's red envelope. You have received xxx million gold.】

【The livestream rewards have been sent. Requesting players to please accept.】

【You have gained livestream reward xxx million + xx million】

【恭喜玩家叶之洲成为财富榜no.1，奖励财神buff一周。】

【Congratulations to player Ye Zhizhou for becoming No.1 on the Wealth list. Reward: God of Wealth buff for one week.】

The suddenly rich Ye Zhizhou: "…"

Ge Lu walked forward to hug him and rubbed against his ear. “This is the betrothal gift.”

Ye Zhizhou became angered and opened a revenge PK. “It’s clearly a dowry!”

The nearby standing experts immediately logged off when they saw this—this dog food, they don’t want to eat it. Thank you.

The author has something to say:

Thank you Iceberg for the two mines! Thank you Arriving in Dark Clouds and Wound° for the mine! I love you guys so much =3=

PS: Black Monday plus the hand chopping Double Twelve, nothing left to live for.

PS: Look! The number of words in this chapter!

Aaa guys we’ve officially made it to chapter 100! Thank you all for reading and your continued support of APDSH!