This Overlord Doesn't Care About Anything

Book 2: Chapter 10: Discussing The Queen of Flowers Over Liquor

Oniichan?

Little Huang repeated after me.

Ah sorry, wrong thing. I mean, call me big brother.

Little Huang tilted her head:

Big brother De Li~? Like this?

I stroked my chin:

Not enough feeling, I can only give it 3 points.

Brother De Li.

4 points.

Brother De Li!

3 points.

Big~~brother~~De Li~~

0 points.

Big big big brother brother brother De Li!

Negative points, get out of here!

After a round of acting, Little Huang sat down on the bed domineeringly and rudely brandished the pillow and hit my head:

This isnt good, that isnt good, what kind of style do you even want??

I tidied up the cosmetic bottles as I retorted:

You think the title of Queen of Flowers is that easy to obtain huh. Take a look at those girls in the brothels, which one of them doesnt have a refreshing spring-breeze-like smile, which one of them doesnt have a voice as sweet as honey? Im telling you now, all men love this set of behavior. If youre unable to learn it, then when the time comes that youre left behind, youll be left waaaay behind, do you understand?

Little Huang angrily said:

Youre still going on? Im not one of those prostitute girls from the brothels, what would a woman from a respectable family like me need to study these things for?

I pondered for a bit:

To increase your interests in life? Well, after you get married, youll be able to capture your husbands heart.

Little Huang changed positions, crossing her legs as she spoke:

For what reason would I want to win over their favor, them fawning over me is enough.

I felt my chin as I responded:

That sounds very domineering. But I think this isnt an issue of currying favor or not currying favor; once you start liking someone, youll want to show him your best self. Once you think of the other persons happy face, youll also start feeling happy yourself, this is a normal thing.

Little Huang asked:

So this is to say that you already have someone you like?

Yes, in the past.

Its something from my previous life.

Little Huang unforgivingly pressed on:

Who?

I felt powerless towards her extortion and was forced to elaborate:

Its not something youll understand. For good or for bad, I work as one of the Yun Hai Convoy and there are plenty of girls who like me. The girl I like is naturally someone with a high-end atmosphere. You wouldnt understand even if I told you.

Little Huang pulled my arm and shook it:

Come on, let me hear it, maybe Ill be able to give you some advice.

Id be truly screwed if I let you give me advice. You dont even know what a man likes, not to mention helping a man pursue a girl.

Little Huang hugged her chest with both of her hands as she replied:

Of course I know, you men like good-looking girls with a big chest and long legs. Money, power, harem are things you men like, what else would you men want?

Youre not wrong.

I helplessly waved my hand at her, indicating that I didnt wish to continue talking about this topic.

Little Huang pulled on my arm again, asking:

So, who do you like?

The nosiness of this woman is really annoying. No, or should I say that its just a part of a girls nature to be gossipy?

In short, what I should do at this point is create some village head named Liu Cuihua or some other fake character to fool her.

Just as I was about to open my mouth to speak, I caught sight of Little Huangs intense stare:

Lets first come to an agreement, you cant deceive me, otherwise I wont participate.

****.

Who in the world is like this, did you go through professional training or something??

Without a better choice, I forced myself to recall my memories and discovered that I fundamentally didnt recognize anyone in Yun Hai. The only people who left a little impression in my memories were my several arrogant and haughty little sisters. But if I were to say my little sisters name, I would feel sick to my stomach. And so, after racking my brains, I finally recalled a name that I had noted down and said to Little Huang:

How could I lie to you. Bai Huang, have you ever heard of this name?

Little Huang froze in place.

She appeared completely stupefied, since when I waved my hand in front of her eyes twice, it seemed as if she hadnt seen my movements. Her eyes were fixed on me and after a good moment, she recovered her bearings and questioned me:

Youve seen her before?

I blurted out random nonsense I thought up on the spot:

Of course Ive seen her before, shes a beautiful and well-educated good child. Shes practically the ideal girlfriend; from the first instant I saw her, I felt that my heart had been stolen by her. From that moment onwards, no matter what kind of girl was in front of me, none of them could move my heart.

Little Huang thought for a moment, then very bluntly said:

I think you should forget about it. Shes too hard to pursue.

Theres nothing a determined person cant overcome.

I patted Little Huangs shoulder, then promptly changed the topic:

Thats why Im saying its also possible for you. As long as youre determined, obtaining the title of Queen of Flowers will be as easy as pie. When the time comes, well both get rich quick. Youll live your life as a wealthy woman while I live mine as a local tyrant; well step forth to the pinnacle of life together, isnt it a beautiful picture? Lets cut the chit-chat, first learn how to call out big brother, then learn how to sing. We dont have much time on our hands so Ill be cutting out the time for eating and drinking. Im here to turn you into the next Queen of Flowers. After you make your mark, I hope you dont throw me away since Im depending on you for my retirement money.

Little Huang lowered her head in contemplation for a little while, then stated:

Okay. But Im going to remind you in advance, this times Queen of Flowers Election has many talented individuals in hiding. Even though you have many impenetrable techniques, you still cant be careless.

I once more sat back onto my chair, imploring:

Are there any popular favorites for the title?

Little Huang asked:

Whats the point of asking this?

I laughed:

Theres no point, Im just looking into how I can poison or assassinate them; in any case, making them unable to participate is fine.

Little Huang grabbed the pillow again and smashed me with it:

Can you be a bit more ashamed of yourself?

What would I need that forforget it. Anyway, Sun Tzu once said know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated, understand?

Grand aunt doesnt care about Sun Tzu or Sun Tsu, you just cant use those vulgar methods!

Fine fine fine

After repeatedly guaranteeing her that I wouldnt, Little Huang told me her analysis:

I heard that Jadeite Pagodas top card can sing, play chess, play instruments while singing, and has skin as white as snow. Shes probably a candidate for Queen of Flowers?

I replied:

Jadeite Pagodas top card lost her maidenhood a long time ago. This world is one where virginity is the most sacred, so Jadeite Pagodas candidates have to be maidens as well.

Little Huang continued her analysis:

Its said that the Overlord of Tian Cheng has a maid who was raised in the lady of the houses bedroom without knowledge of the outside world. Shes amazed the world with a single brilliant feat, suppressing the 4 seas, is she a possible candidate for the Queen of Flowers?

I answered:

What bullshit maid, Ive never even heard of her. She is much more inferior compared to you, so no, not a candidate for the Queen of Flowers.

Little Huang said:

Then what about Joyous Courtyards Hostess Purity, her smile is a priceless treasure that cant be sought for. Even without cosmetics, she can make the mob rush crazily for her, is she a possible candidate for the Queen of Flowers?

I responded:

What nonsense garbage is her smile is a priceless treasure that cant be sought for! Nobody wants trash thats too aloof, not a candidate for the Queen of Flowers.

Little Huang paused for a moment, then asked probingly:

Then, Yun Hais Bai Huang, she is proficient in both civil and military affairs, shes shrewd, shes quick-minded, her intelligence surpasses others, her learning is both from the past and present, shes quite the model heroic female, she fights for justice, shes born with innate country-toppling beauty, and those who see her are ashamed of their inferiority. Is such an amazing woman suited for the title of Queen of Flowers?

How can this person use so many modifiers, damn.

Ah, I understand. Its because I mentioned Bai Huang just now, perhaps this made Little Huang feel a sense of inferiority? This is unacceptable, for someone participating in the Queen of Flowers Election, how could it be fine to be lacking self-confidence?

I heavily slammed on the table and shouted:

You think that ugly is suitable for that damn Queen of Flowers title?!

Little Huang grabbed the pillow, stood up on the bed, then heavily slammed it down onto my head.

This nutjob!