This Overlord Doesn't Care About Anything

Book 4: Chapter 28: The Crosstalk Outside Sky Star City

Come come come, come come come, everyone sit down, listen to me!

Outside of Sky Star City, several scattered divisions of troops sat in the surroundings of the city and began having their break time. Felita was able to achieve the effect of sound amplification by using wind magic and even the people inside of Sky Star City were able to hear her. The scene resembled two gown-robe wearing gentlemen standing up on stage and beginning a crosstalk.

Oh? Its already quite late at night, I wonder what you have to tell us today?

Sigh, the dried food in my hands hasnt even entered my stomach yet, so its not like I can let everyone down, right?

Then Ill listen to whatever new thing you have to say, tell me about it?

Haiya, whats going to be said is going to make you laugh. Sigh, this Sky Star Citys City Lord has recently written separate letters to our West-Resisting Citys City Lord and Abyss Citys City Lord, you know about this matter, right?

Hoh, such a thing happened? Is he really so idle as to write letters? Everyones been occupied with fighting this battle, yet he still has time to write some letters?

Then I really didnt know. But after we won this crucial battle, sir City Lord sent down the command to print this letter 500 times and circulate it so that everyone can see. Remember how strong Sky Star City was in the past? They would lead troops to hover around outside our city at a drop of a hat and appear as if they were going to fight us at any time. Thats why once these 500 copies were printed, people immediately scrambled to get one of the copies and mocked the one known as Sky Star Citys City Lord.

Then you

Inaturally didnt scramble for it.

If you didnt fight for it, then why are you speaking! Arent you just raising our hopes up just to let it down!

Dont be so anxious. While I might not have snatched one of them, I have a buddy who was able to successfully obtain one. Now, its in my arms!

Then read it aloud, read it aloud.

You think Ill read it just because you told me to?

Ah?

Lets get a round of applause!

The soldiers listening let out a round of applause as they watched the stage with an expectant gaze and even some of the soldiers atop Sky Star Citys walls slowly gathered to listen.

Then, the soldier who claimed to still have dried food in his hands took out a letter from his bosom and began read aloud with a clear voice and excellent expression:

Fang Yuan, you damned fatty, youve never received my dads affection ever since childhood and now you even dare to bring soldiers to resist me. Do you really think you have skill? Im telling you now, the five cities you got in the past are the five cities that I gave you because I felt that you were too poor and decided to send you a little present!

After he finished reading, the straight man next to him already began clapping and said:

Gifting half of your entire property in one go, how insanely amazing. How come Ive never encountered such a generous person.

The one in charge of being the funny man naturally gestured with his hand:

Hey! Brother, your words are a little off, most of the people in this world are intelligent. Meeting such a fool is an extremely small probability. You cant count on this small chance to become prosperous and rich.

Youre right, so what else did he say?

Let me take a look

The soldier continued reading:

To tell you the truth, theres still time now for you to surrender. Ive already told the matter to my sister, that is, sister Fang Thirteen who youve been afraid of for so many years. Shes already explicitly stated that she has a countermeasure for the situation, so you better wait for me to catch you so that I can personally slice off your fat and feed it to dogs! For now, Ill let you enjoy yourself for another two days, this young master wont bicker with you.

The person responsible for being the straight man once again lamented:

To be honest, brother, I remember fighting other kids in my childhood and every time I was unable to defeat the other kid, I would tell him if you have the balls, then dont run, Im going to tell me back. But I never expected that there was such a person so old who would actually go cry to his older sister whenever he was bullied. This is toohehehe

The two men looked at each other and cackled vulgarly.

The funny man held the letter and spoke as he laughed:

Show some understanding, alright~there are many useless people in this world, hes not the only one. Come! Ill read you guys two more paragraphs

The two speaking, strictly speaking, werent your common everyday people. These two were from the troupe that followed Moon over from Yun Hai. The people from Moons troupe were distinct from the rest; they immediately understood whatever was being taught and understood each other without the need to speak. I watched this lively and realistic play with keen interest atop the walls. Do you know what kind of feeling this is? To use an analogy, its like finding a book of stupid quotes under someone elses bed and then read it aloud to everyone with him present as well. That feeling of uncovering another persons black history is really delightful, like personally tearing open their scars.

With how noisy it was outside the city, it was naturally impossible for Fang Lita to stay aloof. He very quickly climbed to the top of the wall under the protection of a guard group and shouted:

Dont read it!

Brother funny man happened to be in the middle of concluding:

From this, it can be seen that this person is obstinate, self-opinionated, and lacks skills. This is a typical case of a reta

Before he could finish his words, he heard Fang Litas sudden shout. This brothers mentality was quite the strong one since after he heard Fang Litas shout, he remained calm and unhurried, lifted up his head, and asked:

Who is your distinguished self.

Fang Lita gnashed his teeth as he announced his name. This caused brother funny man to laugh out loud as he remarked:

Ohoho, sir Fang Lita, its an honor to meet you, its an honor to meet you. As a matter of fact, we were just talking about you! We were talking about how imaginative and shrewd you are, how virtuous and talented you are, how youre a sir City Lord that can only be found, not sought forWhat? Youre requesting us to leave you with a bit of face? Alright, alright, then the reading from the letter I got from Abyss City stops here, were done, were done!

As he spoke, the two under Sky Star Citys wall left. But not even two steps later, he turned around, coughed, and continued:

Okay! Last time we talked about how Sky Star Citys City Lord sir Fang Lita is really a fiery person. Although he himself might be useless, the bearing he has in his words is very sharp. Before the situation was even clear, he sent a letter to Abyss Citys City Lord Fang Yuan unbridled praising himself and boasting about how amazing he is, but the result? Everyone can see. Today, I also have another letter, one that sir Fang Lita sent to our West-Resisting Citys City Lord Li De. Does everyone want to hear?

We do!!

So wheres my applause?

Here!!

After another round of applause, the brother who spoke felt around his bosom and took out another letter, then began to vivaciously read it aloud.

Fang Litas anger levels shot through the roof, causing him to bark:

Wheres my army? Make my sis bring out the army, kill these people for me!!

At this moment, Fang Thirteen had already returned above the city wall with an ice-cold expression and a detached bearing. She was entirely different from her worked up younger brother as she still maintained a considerable degree of indifference.

She calmly told him:

Ata. The situation is unclear, Im afraid theres an ambush.

Fang Lita roared with fury:

I dont care, I dont care! I want to see their heads fall to the ground!

Fang Thirteen hesitated for a moment before compromising:

Make the archers come up.

On Sky Star Citys city wall was a row of readied archers with iron-tipped arrows nocked and ready to release. Fang Thirteen sent down the order. The resulting arrow rain hid the skies and covered the earth, engulfing everything underneath it, but the people present werent flustered. At this time of imminent peril, a giant flame rose up from the darkness and the magic blew up midair, causing all the arrows to miss its targets.

Continue shooting, shoot them all to death!!

Fang Lita raved, but the soldiers uniformly looked at Fang Thirteen.

Fang Thirteen tranquilly stated:

Withdraw. Attack only if they begin besieging the city, otherwise dont waste your arrows.

The soldiers retreated to the darkness, leaving only Fang Lita and his guard. Fang Litas expression fluctuated from gloomy to clear before finally stabilizing at an ugly expression as he looked at his older sister.

As for Fang Thirteen, she didnt console him.

I lied down in the shadow of the city wall, gazed into the pitch black sky, and yawned.