Chapter 1593: I Might Hurt Your Royal Ass
Chapter 1593: I Might Hurt Your Royal Ass
After spending the entire day and evening working in the office with his new responsibilities as President, Lu Lijun was finally free.
"I was worried you might work the entire night and make me work as well," Noah said as he began to wrap up the files.
Lu Lijun glanced at his watch; it was already past ten p.m. "What if you had stayed here? It's not like you have a wife waiting for you at home, unlike me."
"Don't gloat too much..."
"Oh, my bad. I forgot you have a husband waiting for you at home," Lu Lijun interrupted him. "Make it fast, or your ordinary ass might get spanked in a royal way."
Noah threw a file at Lu Lijun in jest. "Shut up."
Lu Lijun dodged it, picked the file up from the floor, and turned to the door. "I shall not keep my wife waiting."
"Don't expect me to drive you back. I'm going home," Noah said. "Though I am your assistant, I don't get paid for the extra time I work."
"Do whatever," Lu Lijun replied and walked towards the elevator.
Both of them got into their own cars and left for their homes. Lu Lijun didn't head to Lu Mansion, as he knew where Jiang Yuyan was.
When Lu Lijun reached home, Jiang Yuyan was already outside, waiting for him. The car stopped at the entrance, and she watched a handsome man emerge.
As she watched him, he reminded her of the old days when she used to wait for Lu Qiang to return. Like today, she was unburdened by office work and free to wait for him, free to miss him.
Even Lu Lijun's appearance and the way he carried himself closely resembled Lu Qiang-hair tousled as if he had been running his hands through it while working and feeling tired, slightly wrinkled shirt, sleeves folded up to the elbows, tie removed, the top buttons of his shirt open, his jacket taken off and held in his hand. Every bit of him signalled that he had been working hard and was finally back home.
Lu Lijun noticed Jiang Yuyan's gaze fixed on him. He walked towards her and stopped, facing her. "Can't get enough of me, yet?"
She shook her head. "Your beauty never fails to dazzle me, even if I were to look at you a thousand times more."
He laughed lightly at her words. "You've learned to be cheesy, Yuyan."
"Still can't match you," she replied and held his arm like a clingy wife. "Let's go inside. Dinner is ready, and I am starving."
He let her drag him along and asked, "You haven't had dinner yet?"
"I wanted to have it with you."
"You don't have to wait for me and starve yourself," he said, his serious tone turning playful as he whispered, "If you want to share a meal, once I'm home, we can just eat each other."
She slapped his hand playfully. "No more lewd words. It's meal time."
Sitting around the dining table, they enjoyed a peaceful meal, mostly consisting of dishes Lu Lijun liked.
"What did you do today?" he asked.
"I was in the art room, sorting things out before I started working."
"If you need anything, let me know."
She nodded happily, cherishing the feeling of having someone to lean on who would do everything for her.
"I went to the base today," she informed him.
"I know. That's why I didn't go there. I will visit tomorrow."
"You are their new boss now," Jiang Yuyan said, aware that she would need to make efforts and prove herself to make them accept her from their hearts, and Lu Lijun would not be an exception.
Lu Lijun nodded and assured her, "I will handle it well. Don't worry."
Once the meal was over, the two took a short stroll in the garden.
"I was thinking of visiting my elder brother," Lu Lijun proposed.
Jiang Yuyan looked at him, her eyes brightening with happiness. "I was thinking the same. It's been a while since I visited him."
He smiled back at her. "Let's go this weekend," he suggested, to which she nodded in agreement.
"You miss him?" he asked.
"I do."
"I miss him as well."
Noah entered the home to find Jake lounging on the sofa, watching TV.
"So late?" Jake commented lazily.
"What does it have to do with you?" Noah retorted, sitting on the side table by the door to remove his shoes.
"I was waiting for you."
"No one asked you to."
"My body did."
"Go and throw your body in the river ahead, nasty piece of work. Useless." Noah put his shoes back on the shelf and pulled out the home slippers.
Jake, who had been calm, suddenly changed his mood at Noah's last remark. "Useless?" he
said, standing up from the sofa and striding towards Noah.
"What the heck?" Noah exclaimed as his back was pinned against the wall, the home slippers flung from his hands by an irate Jake.
"Useless, you say, huh?" Jake growled.
Noah frowned, unimpressed. "I didn't mean it that way. No need to bring out your royal ego all the time."
Jake stared at him for a moment, holding him in place. "To think of it, it's not your fault since I've never shown you why you can't call my body useless. I shall show you for real what it can
do to you."
"Don't you even think about it," Noah growled, pushing Jake away, but Jake used more strength and pushed him back into place. "I've researched how to go about it. We can give it a
try."
"Jake, you've lost your mind," Noah raised his voice, exasperated. "Stop all this nonsense already."
Jake remained calm and resolute. "I know you're scared, or maybe embarrassed, but I'm not a stranger. I'm the man you have feelings for, and you shouldn't be embarrassed. It's just like any other ordinary matter between a couple which we need to handle with mutual understanding. You have to trust me. I won't do anything you won't like, but we won't know unless we try. Trust me, I've been studying it the past few days."
"We are not a couple." Noah gritted his teeth and pushed Jake away with more force. "Stop coaxing me like a girl. What you're thinking is not going to happen, ever."
"If you're scared, you can try it on me first," Jake offered. "Later we can take turns."
"Fuck it." Noah chuckled despite himself. "Turns? I might end up hurting your royal ass."
"I don't mind," Jake replied confidently. "And, We. Are. A. Couple."
Noah shook his head, exasperated. "You are impossible. Do what you want but stay away from
me."
Jake didn't heed his words. Instead, he walked over, grabbed Noah by the hand, and began to
pull him along.
"What are you doing?" Noah shouted, pulling his hand back.
"You said to do what I want, and I'm going to follow that," Jake replied with determination.
"Later I also said..."
"I didn't hear it," Jake interrupted and pulled Noah with him once more, "You need to have a shower to calm down and then we can talk."
"I can shower on my own," Noah said as he was pushed into the bath.
Jake followed inside, "But I wish to help you," and slammed the door shut.
"Jake, I am sure at this rate you would be dead in my hands." Noah's angry voice echoed
inside the closed bathroom.
"We will see if you really can."
"Take your hands off of me..."
"This Royal highness never takes orders but gives one. Take off your clothes."
"Fuck off...Get your hands off of my pants..."
"There is an interesting part."
"You, asshole...."
"I will let you have that later."
"Jake...you...uhm..."
"Only a kiss can silence you and you like it don't you?"
"Fuck off."
"How about my hands on you?"
"Ugh..don't touch me there."
"A little pleasure won't hurt. Once you are calm, we will talk in detail about how to do
everything the right way and without hurting each other."
"Ugh...you asshole...I don't want to..."
"Just focus on coming already. Royal highness' hands are precious."
"I..wish...I can break them..."
"Don't say it. I see you enjoying them working on you."
"Jerk."
The bathroom echoed with their argument and Noah swearing at Jake again and again with all
the curses he could remember.
Finally it stopped, "Next time won't be just my hands."
"Get out," Noah shouted while catching his breath after what Jake did to him.
"I will wait for you outside. I will get my laptop so I can show you my research and then we
can plan on having a sex."
Slam!
Jake was pushed harshly outside the bathroom and the door was slammed shut while Noah's
angry voice could be heard from inside. "I don't want to see you in my room when I am out. I swear, I am going to get your royal blood on my hands tonight."
Jake smirked playfully and proceeded to what he had planned while he continued to dry himself with towel.