Cambrian’s Emporium of Everything (Multiple Settings)

The Most Functional Relationship (Greek Mythology)

Poll Winner (Originally written March 2021)

Themes: Big Dick, Loving Sex, Breeding

Summary: How is the God of the Underworld the one Greek god who has the most functional relationship in Greek Mythology, despite kidnapping his wife? 

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Part 1:

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She breaks within a week, which all things considered, surprises Hades quite a lot. But that’s how it happens. A week after he’s taken her down to his realm, Persephone, beauty of Olympus and daughter of Zeus and Demeter flops down next to him and lets out a put upon sigh.
 
“I suppose I’m willing to give all of this a try.”
 
Blinking owlishly, Hades looks upon his would-be bride. Technically, Persephone was his niece twice over, given both Zeus and Demeter were his siblings. But then, that was just how the Gods of Mount Olympus worked, now wasn’t it? It didn’t matter their familial relation. In the end, what mattered was how beautiful Persephone was, and how jealously her mother had guarded her.
 
If Demeter had simply deigned to marry her daughter off to another God, then perhaps Hades wouldn’t have acted. He wasn’t the sort to cuck another man or god, unlike his brother Zeus. But instead she’d tried to keep Persephone away from all men… and eventually, Hades’ desire for the young beauty had overwhelmed his good sense and he’d snatched her up and brought her back here. As far as he knew, Demeter still had no idea where she’d gone, though he didn’t expect that to remain true forever.
 
Still…
 
“Truly?”
 
Persephone just cocks an eyebrow at his disbelieving tone, the young goddess slouching rather casually as she delivers a half shrug with her one bared shoulder, Hades’ eye drawn to the enticing display of her flesh.
 
“Sure. I put up a fight because that’s what mother would have expected of me… but really, I’m curious now. You haven’t taken me to your bed yet, you haven’t forced yourself upon me. You haven’t even tried to torture me into accepting my place here at your side. You stole me away… and then have just kept me, like some prize. If I am to be your wife, where is the deflowering? Where is the defilement?”
 
Hades flushes at Persephone’s crass language. He… well, he’s not like that. He’s nothing like his brothers, though Poseidon is admittedly a little bitter than Zeus. Not by much though. Hades is the workaholic brother; he’s had to be since he’s been stuck with running the Underworld. Honestly, he’d certainly fantasized about taking Persephone and deflowering her. But part of him wanted her to be willing. Another part was just too damn busy running the whole of the Underworld this past week.
 
“Well, I… I was hoping you would come around on your own, I suppose.”
 
Persephone hums at that, and then shrugs gracelessly again.
 
“Well here I am! So whip it out! Let’s see what we’re working with.”
 
At Hades’ nonplussed expression, the young goddess rolls her eyes and promptly slides out of her seat and onto her knees.
 
“Very well, if I must do it myself…”
 
As she reaches for his robes, Hades finally finds his voice again. Only, he sounds quite strangled and only manages to get out one word.
 
“You…”
 
Reaching into his robes, Persephone looks up at him and gives him an absolutely gorgeous smile that manages to be both incredibly slutty, and incredibly innocent.
 
“I may be a virgin goddess, Uncle… but I am NOT a Virgin Goddess. With my parents being the Goddess of Fertility and ZEUS of all people, I don’t think it was possible for me to turn out that way.”
 
And then she takes out his cock and her breath hitches a little as some of her confidence seems to leave her.
 
“This though… this is a bit bigger than I was expecting.”
 
Hades feels a flash of pride at that, before watching as his would-be bride firms up her resolve, determination spreading across her pretty face.
 
“No matter…”
 
And with that, the young goddess leans forward and does her absolute best to take his big fat divine cock right past her lips. To her credit, she doesn’t give up, not even when it proves every bit as difficult as it looks. Her jaw stretches nice and wide, and soon enough she’s starting to gag a little bit, gurgling as her tongue lashes at the underside of his member.
 
Hades lets out a loud groan, tossing back his head in enjoyment of Persephone’s mouth and tongue. He… he wasn’t expecting her to be this eager, but now that they’re here, now that they’re doing this… the God of the Underworld can’t exactly hold back. When Persephone comes up for air a moment later, panting and gasping and glaring at his cock like it’d personally wronged her, Hades brings a comforting, guiding hand down atop her head.
 
“Shall I show you how?”
 
Her eyes flicker up to him, filled with a youthful excitement that only turns him on even more. With a coy smile, his young bride chirps out her reply in one word.
 
“Sure!”
 
And with Hades’… assistance, Persephone once again descends down his cock. This time, his firm, unyielding grip on her hair forces her past the point she’d reached before. She begins to gag harder now, choking on his dick as it slides down the back of her throat, but to her credit she never tries to pull back, and so Hades begins to face fuck her right there on the spot, enjoying the feeling of her tight virgin throat around his thick divine prick.
 
“Glughk! Glughk! Glughk!”
 
It’s not long before he can no longer hold back his seed. When his release finally comes, he even gives a warning to his new bride, still something of a gentleman, even if her eagerness is bringing out the beast within him.
 
“I’m getting closer, sweetling!”
 
To her credit, Persephone doesn’t even hesitate. She forces herself the last inch to his base and swirls her tongue across the underside of his cock while looking up at him with big, watery, soulful eyes. A moment later, under such an onslaught of pleasure, Hades cums. He cums and cums, right down her gullet, directly into her belly, filling Persephone’s stomach with his first thick, hot load of seed.
 
His first, but certainly not his last. As soon as he’s done, Hades is pulling her off of his member and lifting her up into his lap. Persephone lets out a cute yelp, before giggling as he holds her right above his throbbing cock.
 
“Much more eager now, my lord~”
 
Hades growls… and promptly impales the virgin goddess on his divine dick. Yes, he’s more eager than ever… but for good reason. He had no intention of leaving things off with Persephone taking just a belly full of his cum. After all, the way their divinity worked, if he did that he was likely as not to impregnate her stomach and force her to regurgitate their child in seven days or something crazy like that. He still remembered how Athena was born, after all.
 
Instead, he impales Persephone on his cock and watches as the young love of his immortal life goes cross-eyed, her jaw dropping open and her tongue sticking straight out for a brief moment before she’s spasming, experiencing her first mind blowing orgasm upon his dick. Holding her close, gathering her up in one arm and embracing her most securely, Hades uses his other hand to pull down the front of her dress, exposing supple breasts.
 
He happily darts in and begins to feast upon them on the spot, sucking and slurping away at Persephone’s bust as the Goddess lets out a wanton moan, arching her back and pushing her tits deeper into his mouth. All the while, her cunt clenches around his cock, her virginity taken and claimed. He’s deflowered her now, like she said, and there’s no going back. She is his bride, his wife, and he is her husband.
 
With a feeling of celebratory triumph rushing through him, Hades begins to bounce Persephone on his cock, his hands both moving down to her shapely buttocks as he lifts her up and then drops her back down again. In response, Persephone wraps her arms around his neck as she squeals, leaning into it, into him.
 
He can’t say for sure whether it’s love or lust for her, at least not yet, but for him it’s unabashedly love. He loves this beautiful young goddess impaled on his cock. He’s loved her since the moment that he first laid eyes on her. And he’s longed for her, just as he’s taking her now, longed to be one with her, to be joined in the way that they are now joined.
 
Bringing his mouth up from her breasts, Hades captures her lips with his own. To his deep satisfaction and happiness, Persephone kisses him right back, not even hesitating. Their tongues press forward through their parted lips and join together, and she happily wrestles her tongue with his own, before caving in as he pushes the point until she submits.
 
Still, she is to be his wife, not his slave. It is a wife’s duty to always listen and obey her husband, and in this, the situation will be no different. All the same, Hades is not the kind of God to set aside his wife’s needs, to set aside her happiness. As he fucks up into her from below while gripping tightly at her ass and bouncing her on his dick, Hades does everything in his power to make sure that the experience is just as pleasurable for Persephone as it is for him.
 
He's pretty sure he succeeds, if the multiple orgasms are any indication. By the time he finally cums inside of his young bride, filling her womb in the same way he filled her belly, Persephone has in turn cum for him seven times. It feels momentous that the seventh time takes place right as he’s reaching his release, their orgasms intwining with one another until Hades doesn’t know which started first, or where one ends and the other begins.
 
As they both come down from their pleasure, from the post-coitus high, Hades stares into Persephone’s eyes and speaks true.
 
“… I love you.”
 
Giggling, Persephone takes hold of his face in her hands, leaning forward and planting a tender kiss on his lips before pulling back and smiling.
 
“In time, I believe I will come to love you too, my lord.”
 
… He’d take it. Of course, before Hades can say anything else, his new bride is pulling off of his cock, dragging herself out of his lap. Right before his eyes, Persephone stands on wobbly legs… and then turns around and bends over the nearest table, hiking up her dress after it falls back down over her lower half, and exposing her ass and her cum-coated thighs to him.
 
Her purpose becomes obvious a moment later when she reaches back and spreads her ass cheeks apart, offering up her pristine asshole for his surprised gaze. Looking back over her shoulder at him, Persephone lifts a single eyebrow.
 
“What? I have no intention of being a virgin goddess in any way after today. And while we’ve accomplished the deflowerment… we have yet to accomplish the defilement.”
 
Her voice grows unimaginably husky about halfway through there, and before Hades knows what he’s doing, he’s up on his feet with a lustful growl, grabbing his young wife by her hips and applying his cock, lubricated with a combination of their juices, up to her back door. Persephone groans as he slowly pushes into her and begins to take her anally, but if it’s painful, she certainly doesn’t say anything.
 
To be fair, as much as she’s the daughter of a Goddess of Fertility, Hades has to remember that she’s also the daughter of his brother, and there’s nothing Zeus is if not a perverted, completely incorrigible horndog. Some of her father is definitely shining through right now as Persephone offers up her ass for the taking and Hades in turn takes her up on the offer.
 
With a groan, he slams home into her back door again and again, her ass cheeks clapping from the blows. In turn, Persephone begins to moan, and it’s not long before she has what he thinks is a very real orgasm from being butt fucked. The pleasure of her back passage wrapped around his cock is undeniable, and it’s not long before Hades knows he can hold back no longer, despite cumming twice already.
 
And so, he finishes his first time with his new bride by filling her ass in the same way he filled her belly and womb. Pumping a third sticky load of cum into her bowels, Hades all but collapses atop Persephone as she in turn lays against the table for support, both of them panting heavily from this third and final release.
 
Then, the moment Hades leans back, Persephone is twisting around and kissing him, the two of them making out lovingly. It’s in that moment he knows she was telling the truth, that she truly could come to love a man like him. Gathering her up in his arms, the God of the Underworld lets himself drink in the moment, so very happy for the first time in a long, long time.
 
Of course, Demeter does eventually find out who took her daughter from Helios. Things got bad enough that Zeus had to step in from there. In the end, Hades and Persephone worked it out amongst themselves long before they had to face her mother and father. Contriving the story of the pomegranate seeds that would in turn one day become the commonly accepted fact of the matter among mortals, they’d managed to placate Demeter by having Persephone split her time between her mother and Hades.
 
Obviously, this didn’t make the Goddess of Fertility COMPLETELY happy, but Hades pretending to be upset about it too certainly went a long way to assuaging his new mother-in-law’s grief. And in the end, he and Persephone were happy, and indeed the young goddess did come to love him with all her heart, given enough times and dickings by his big fat divine cock.
 
And everyone lived happily ever after. Well, not everyone. This is the Greek Pantheon we’re talking about. But Hades and Persephone lived happily ever after… and that was all he cared about.

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Part 2:

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Something was wrong. Hades didn’t know what, of course, or the Lord of the Underworld would have already gone about rectifying matters. But he could tell something was wrong.
 
It’d been not more than a short couple months since he’d snatched Persephone away from upstairs and made her into his bride. Needless to say, negotiating visitation rights with her mother would not have been nearly as simple as it was if Persephone hadn’t ultimately gotten on board with the whole endeavor.
 
At the end of the day, she was his beautiful young wife now, a Goddess that in Hades’ eyes eclipsed all Goddesses. Given that he only got to have her for a few more months before she had to return to her mother for half a year however, he was pulling out all the stops in order to make the most of their time together.
 
For a while, sex had been enough between them, but Hades wanted more than just lust from his beautiful young wife, he wanted real love. And while she was certainly growing more affectionate and adoring by the day, he could tell she wasn’t properly in love with him just yet not like he was with her. To be fair, proper ‘true love’ took time, especially between gods. Hades had had months of watching Persephone from afar to fully fall in love with her, and to find out her personality was compatible with his after he’d brought her down to his realm, well that just cinched it.
 
But Persephone wasn’t quite there yet, for all that she was certainly madly in LUST with him. Hades wanted nothing more than for her to turn some of that incredible, incomprehensible love she was capable of showing to the world above… towards him.
 
That was why he’d invited her to a picnic out in the Elysian Fields. The Elysian Fields were, without a doubt, the most inviting and kind part of the afterlife that Hades ruled over. They were inhabited by the heroic and righteous spirits of the mortals from the world above, and thus made to be the ‘best’ sort of afterlife that one could hope for.
 
They were calming and inviting and had always reminded Hades of the mortal world’s Spring. They were in an ever-present state of Spring, in a way, holding to that season and no other. It was… idyllic. Though, privately Hades had always felt like it was a bit too unrealistic as well. A bit too… nice for his tastes.
 
Still, he was more than willing to stomach a trip to the Elysian Fields if it meant that it made his beautiful young wife happier. He wanted to show her how much he cared for her, and what better way to do so then to bring the Goddess of Spring to the most Spring-like place in his realm, right?
 
Unfortunately, it didn’t seem to be working. As they sat and made casual chitchat over the picnic basket that Hades had his servants prepare, the Lord of the Underworld can very easily tell that his new Lady is disinterested in what’s happening right now. She seems almost… bored with him, something that alarms Hades to no end if he’s being honest.
 
After all, it has to be something with himself, right? No Goddess as good and kind as Persephone could dislike the Elysian Fields, so if she’s bored right now, then it’s him that’s the problem. Unfortunately, he feels like an utter boor for taking so long to realize it. Now, as the picnic is beginning to wind down, he’s unsure what to do. Does he just ask her outright? Or does he keep beating around the bush until they return to his palace, leaving the whole situation unresolved?
 
… No. No, Hades refused to become that sort of husband, a husband who wouldn’t communicate with his wife, who would let such issues fester because he didn’t know how to talk to her. If Persephone WAS getting bored with him, Hades should know, he should be aware. More than that, he wanted to see the young Goddess happy in all things, and it was clear that while she wasn’t UN-happy at the moment, she wasn’t happy either.
 
She was simply existing in a neutral state, and Hades disliked such a thing quite a lot.
 
“Persephone, my love… something is bothering you.”
 
Best to just rip the bandage off, much like she had when she’d explained to him what she wanted a couple months ago. Jolting a bit, Persephone blinks at him for a moment in surprise before in the end shrugging her shoulders.
 
“I suppose I’m bored.”
 
As honest as ever. Swallowing thickly, Hades asks the question he has to ask, even if he’s dreading the answer.
 
“With me?”
 
Persephone jolts again, the Goddess of Spring’s brow actually furrowing in confusion for a moment. That in and of itself makes it easier to believe her when she responds a moment later, sounding legitimately surprised.
 
“What?! No, of course not! What do you take me for, some fickle maiden to grow tired of you in barely two moons? My father may be Zeus, but my mother is still Demeter, and if I gained one thing from her, it is patience. I’m in this for the long haul, husband of mine!”
 
Furrowing his own brow, Hades nods his head to show he understands and accepts her words. But then…
 
“Then what is boring you, my dear?”
 
The answer seems both obvious and nonsensical to him. Thankfully, in the end, Persephone is able to clear it up for the Lord of the Underworld, making it make sense as she sweeps her hands across the view before them of the Fields.
 
“This all, I suppose. Look, I appreciate the thought that went into this little outing, dear husband… but I didn’t marry you because I want to spend all of my time down here experiencing the same things I experience up there. I’m the Goddess of Spring, yes… but that means I’ve gotten more than enough Spring to last me an eternity. I want to experience something NEW.”
 
Huh… that actually… yeah, that made plenty of sense to Hades. He felt dumb for not thinking of it before, and the Lord of the Underworld was not used to feeling dumb. Now that Persephone had ultimately spelled it out for him however, it all made perfect sense. That said…
 
“What sort of ‘new’ are you looking for, exactly?”
 
His young wife’s beautiful face lights up at that, and as she leans in Hades finds himself fearing for his virtue for all of a single moment before remembering he doesn’t HAVE any virtue to fear for. Still…
 
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“Yes! This is PERFECT!”
 
As his absolutely gorgeous bride whirls around and lets out a laugh, Hades can’t help but be a little dubious. Persephone looks so damn out of place right now, it’s not even funny. Surrounded by fire and brimstone on all sides, with rivers of lava just a little ways away and scorched barren stone beneath their feet, it didn’t seem like the appropriate sort of place for an outing.
 
Not to mention the suffering of the damned, their groans and moans and screams of pain filling the air. Hades didn’t mind it, in fact, he minded it far less than the Elysian Fields with all it’s niceness… but then, he was Hades. That was normal. On the other hand, Persephone was-
 
His thoughts cut off as his beautiful young wife suddenly turns to face him with a wicked little grin on her lips… and subsequently drops her dress off of her gorgeous body. Just like that, her shapely hourglass figure is revealed to him, from her beautifully round breasts to her sculpted wide hips and her pussy lips nestled between her perfectly proportioned thighs.
 
She looks… hot. Literally, as it stands, with sweat already glistening off of her every inch of skin… but her pussy is glistening most of all as she bites her lower lip and gives her chest a grope while staring at him.
 
“Oh no, my Lord. It seems I’ve dropped my dress. Whatever shall I do? Shall I retrieve it? Or…?”
 
Hades doesn’t need any more invitation then that. With a lust-filled growl, he rushes forward, intending to put his minx of a wife in her place. To his surprise however, Persephone doesn’t wait for him with open arms. Instead, she lets out a delighted little shriek and turns to dash away, escaping his reaching grasp with mere inches to spare. As she flees naked across the destroyed landscape, Hades finds himself chasing after her.
 
The chase doesn’t last long, nor does Persephone get very far before he crashes into her from behind and pushes her to the ground. For a moment, he considers asking if she’s okay… before realizing they’ve drawn an audience. All of the tormented souls of this part of the Underworld, as well as their tormentors… are staring. Meanwhile, Persephone wiggles beneath him, not in an attempt to escape, but rubbing her shapely derriere back against his crotch enticingly and excitedly.
 
With a growl, Hades realizes that his wife is even more of a minx than she thought and has thoroughly forced his hand. He can’t be seen as weak in front of not only his worst subjects, but also the servants who have been tasked with tormenting them for all eternity.
 
Instead, he bites at Persephone’s shoulder as he frees his cock from its confines and thrusts into her from behind. Moaning like the wanton woman she is, his young wife’s voice carries despite the amount of noise from other things in the area. She easily overcomes everything from the roaring bonfires to the rivers of lava, to the cries of the damned.
 
She draws even more eyes with her voice, so Hades silences her, wrapping one hand around her face and covering her mouth with it. Her tongue begins to lick at him a moment later, but he doesn’t let that distract him as he fucks her hard from behind, ramming into her while pinning her to the scarred, barren ground she’s apparently decided she wants to be fucked upon.
 
And fuck her he does, slamming home into her cunt again and again. For her part, Persephone takes it like a champion, his young bride moaning into his hand, her eyes rolling back in her skull as her body shakes and spasms from his thrusting. She’s getting fucked hard and she’s enjoying every last moment of it, her glistening wet cunt and her inner walls clenching and squeezing down around his cock as Hades thrusts forward time and time again.
 
They have an audience, but the more he gets into it, the less the Lord of the Underworld finds that he cares. Let them watch… none of them will ever get more than this. For those who are here being tortured and tormented for the tainted lives they led as mortals, this might seem like a reprieve from their daily torments.
 
Hades knows better. They will all watch, and they will know that this will never be them. None of them will ever enjoy what he’s enjoying right now, not a single one of them will ever lay a hand on his gorgeous goddess of a wife. They are less than ants before Persephone and himself, and it’s best that they understand that here and now.
 
To that end, Hades wraps his other arm around Persephone as well… and lifts her up off of the ground. They both come to a standing position, giving those watching an even better view of her naked body as he continues to hold her against him, fucking into her from behind. Her eyes roll back in her head once more and her cunt gets all the tighter for this new position, telling Hades something he’d already learned at this point.
 
His lovely young wife was a bit of an exhibitionist and had a thing for public fornication like this. That shouldn’t really be surprising, she was Zeus’ daughter after all, but still… he hadn’t realized how much she wanted something like this to happen until now.
 
And so, with one last savage thrust into Persephone from behind, Hades spills his seed inside of his lovely young wife’s womb. He paints the Goddess of Spring’s fertile womb white with his hot cum, all while they stand there amidst the lava rivers and raging fires and scarred barren lands.
 
Letting go of Persephone’s mouth and her body, Hades pulls back, intending on having her turn around so he can kiss her and show everyone that this is HIS wife, that she is the Lady of the Underworld and to be treated with just as much respect as he himself.
 
Persephone, as it turns out, continues to have other plans and ideas. The little minx drops into a crouch the moment he turns her around, and Hades finds himself looking down at her as she grins up at him, giving him a wink… before taking his messy cock right into her mouth. His lovely beautiful wife is truly insatiable, but so long as she’s insatiable for him and him alone… Hades doesn’t think he can mind all that much.
 
As Persephone bobs up and down on his cock, Hades finds himself looking around at those watching, both the tormented and tormentors looking incredibly distracted and awed by the display of divine fornication that just took place right in front of them.
 
Laying a hand atop his wife’s head, Hades doesn’t say a word. Instead, he just directs a glare at them all, sweeping it back and forth and catching everyone who’s staring in it. The onlookers all freeze up under his gaze, before immediately going back to what they were doing before, the torturers doing the torture and the tortured being… well, tortured.
 
Amazingly enough, the return of cries of agony and pain from the damned only makes Persephone suck his cock all the faster, seeming to turn her on even further as she bobs up and down his member, slurping it to the root and then back again. They truly are a pair, aren’t they? Hades begins to think that he was drawn to this young beauty for more than just her looks.
 
They make quite the matched set, in the end.

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