Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 219 ALL HERE

The sex only gained momentum as we went on. I didn’t give them Mindless pleasure anymore. Keeping it simple we went again and again. I guessed it was a mix of Robin and Nami being gone so long or because of the enlarged Harem mark, but they were hornier than usual. 

I was able to sense each of their emotions as we went on. The only thing we felt was lust. Redoubling our drive to go just one more time. 

The girls got caught up in it. Finishing inside Robin once more Hancock didn’t hesitate to try to deepthroat me. Moaning happily with the chakra coated cum and Robin’s juices she sucked me clean. Then Nami was latching onto one of my balls. Sucking it for all she was worth as Hancock choked on my shaft. 

Even my eyes rolled to the back of my head as the sex jumped levels of debauchery that none of us had tried together. 

Hancock wrapped her tits around my dick as she licked my engorged mushroom head tip. Nami and Robin were soon licking it from either side of me. Lost in their lust as they moaned from the chakra coating me. 

It wasn’t long until I was cumming as 3 tongues licked every inch of my glans. Nami latched on first. Taking a shot of my cum, then Hancock and Robin. All 3 moaning from the taste. 

Then Nami was moving to the top. Not hesitating to sit on my dick. Hancock began kissing and licking the red heads neck as she rocked back and forth. Then Robin was pulling the pirate empress away. Kissing her deeply they laid next to me on the bed as they explored one another. 

I wasn’t too surprised by Hancock’s reaction to the other 2 women. She had said that she liked women. I was simply surprised that Robin was into it as well. Nami sped up as she came again. I pushed up, humping into her as her large tits bounced in my face and the night turned to day. Our groans continued on and the room became a mess as we kept going. 

“That was… amazing,” Hancock whispered as she ran her fingers through my chest hair. 

“It was,” I agreed. My hand on her ass as my other was on Nami’s who cuddled up to Robin. “But they’re all here,” I admitted. 

“Who?” Hancock mumbled. 

“My crew. We are all on the island now. It’s time to get going,” I said with a sigh. 

I could feel Hancock’s apprehension through our new Link. I pulled her closer to me. “I will be back, my love. I’m hoping within the year, but I don’t know for sure.” 

“I know,” she whispered. Letting out a sigh of her own she snuggled up tighter. “You are my husband. I will always want you by my side. Is it bad that I want to go with you?”

“No,” I laughed. “I wish you could as well. But who knows what the future will bring? Maybe when the Shichibukai end, you will be able to come with us to One Piece.”

“You really think you’ll get there,” she said, kissing my chest. “Guess I believe you too. Then I will wait for that day,” she whispered.

—-

“What the hell did you do to us?” Nami asked as she limped along beside me. “I hardly remember anything from last night. And what I do…” her face blushed more deeply. 

“A new power. Links us together. I’m still figuring it out. Not sure if every time will turn into that,” I admitted. “You’re not complaining I hope. I sure as hell enjoyed myself.” Nami turned her head, hiding her face as her hands covered it. Shame leaked off of her, but also a little lust. I knew she liked it.

“That Hancock is as beautiful as I’ve heard,” Robin said. “My god, I see why you married her.”

I laughed loudly. “You know she and Ashley Portgas used to be lovers.”

“Luffy’s sister? How the hell did that work? You didn’t bed her did you?” Nami asked, squinting as she studied me. 

“Nope, pretty sure she’s full on lesbo,” I said. “But it gave us a reason to sneak into Impel Down.”

“I can’t believe you and Luffy did that,” Nami said. “I read the paper. Originally it was reported that you were killed, then imprisoned. It wasn’t for a few days that the truth came out, after you guys did that stupid thing with the Oxbell on Marineford. How stupid are you guys?” 

“Pretty stupid,” I said. “Can’t believe it worked either.” 

“I read the file on Hancock, there was no indication she helped,” Robin admitted. 

“She was indispensable. Luffy was thrown to her island. I ran to help and she told me she was pregnant. Again, I never planned any of this,” I reiterated. 

“Yeah, yeah,” Nami said. “I don’t care anymore. My nethers hurt too much. I thought it would take a few weeks to get sexed back up. I don’t know why the hell I ever missed this soreness. You seriously need to do something about your dick. It’s too big.”

“I’m sorry, Nami dear,” I said. “Not happening.” 

Nami rolled her eyes. Then stopped as she looked ahead. “Holy hell, there’s Zoro,” Nami said, waving. I stopped her. 

“That’s um, one of the impostors,” I said. 

“What? I saw the impostors. They didn’t look anything like us,” Robin said. 

“I might have used a Transformation Jutsu on them. Turned them all into us,” I said sheepishly. 

“You what?!” Nami yelled, then winced. “Why would you do that?”

“Well I thought it would be funny,” I said. “And now that they look like us, maybe we can go to their ship and rob them blind.” I added the last part on a whim. “They’ve been accepting people on our behalf. I’m sure they have quite the treasure trove.”

“Now that…” Nami said. “Is why I keep you around. I think I heard that they’re docked in Grove 46.” She stopped limping and began to speed up as she headed to the correct grove. 

“Never changes,” Robin said as we sped up to keep up with her. “Now, I want to know these special jutsus of yours. My chakra is much stronger than it used to be.”

“Great idea,” I said. “Where do you want to start? Walking on water? Climbing walls? Transformation jutsu for yourself and other people or objects. Shadow clone perhaps?”

“Shadow clone?” Robin asked as she thought. “How would that work with my devil fruit? Could I make them real?”

“That is…possible?” I asked, thinking it through. “You can make limbs grow anywhere. Mixing your chakra and devil fruit is possible. Can you duplicate more than your limbs?”

“Like what?”

“Oh I don’t know? Your head? Lower things that are as big as your head?” I asked, looking to the valley of cleavage. 

“Oh, you want a harem of clones now?” Robin asked, a wide smile on her lips. 

“Of you? Yes,” I said. “It wouldn’t work for me because shadow clones can’t take damage. And have no sex drive or any organs really. But you might be able to make real versions of yourself.”

“I think we can test it out,” Robin said, taking my hand. “First I want to learn to walk on water.”

“Of course, my love,” I said, kissing her cheek. She blushed, accepting the confession as she smiled widely. “First, you charge chakra into your feet. When you climb things the chakra has to be rigid, but on water it has to be dynamic, move with the water. First let’s practice on a bathtub, I’m betting it will take less than a day for you to get it right. Cus you’re so smart.”

“I want to learn that elemental thing,” Nami admitted, slowing down a little. “If you can make water. I want to know what I can make.”

“True,” I said. “There is a thing called chakra paper that would tell us. Maybe I can try to get some.” It only existed in Naruto World. I might get lucky though. “I’ll look into it. Your Climatact looks upgraded.” The bow staff weapon of hers was bright blue, disassembled it was 3 long pipes hung at her hip.

“Yep, I went to Weather-“ she stopped talking as we turned a corner to find a mass of pirates ahead. 

At the front of them on a platform were our doppelgängers. I had hoped that getting new faces would make things harder for them, but it appeared that they accepted the new faces quite happily. 

“Woops,” I mumbled. “Looks like recruitment is doing well.”

“Why did you make my impostor look so good?” Nami asked. 

“That’s how I see you,” I said as we skirted the crowd. There were 3 large ships anchored close by. Gangplanks were set down to allow people up. The 3 of us were let on with ease and a simple Genjutsu had one of the guards telling me where all the treasures were hidden. 

“Dang, how did they get all this gold?” Nami asked, her eyes turning into berries. “I mean, it technically already belongs to the Straw Hats.”

“Stop putting the necklaces on,” I said as she put a 5th pearl necklace around her neck. I made 2 clones to pick up the large treasure chest and we were off to the next ship.  

There were questions of course. But they weren’t the brightest of pirates. Or the strongest. Robin knocked them out with some grown limbs easily enough. The other chests weren’t as large, but by the end 4 clones were carrying 3 chests. We began to walk casually around the crowd.

“We are the Straw Hat Pirates!” The fake Luffy announced from the front of the crowd. He had a deep voice that didn’t match the child-like face of Luffy. The man had been rather fat and tall, so I made him a tall Luffy. The fat was hidden by the chakra around him. I really wanted to see what happened when the transformation ended in the next few hours. But for now the treasure was what mattered. 

“As you can tell from our bounties,” the fake Luffy said, presenting his 400,000,000 berri bounty. “We are the real Straw Hats! For those of you new to our crew. We welcome you all with open arms. We will be…”

“Boy they sure like using our name,” Nami said, annoyed. I nodded as I used my Search quirk to look through the crowd. Unfortunately Chopper was in the crowd of Straw Hat Pirates. Going through the names of my crew the quirk told me that Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on their way as well. 

“Shit, you guys take the treasure to the ship,” I told my clones. They nodded and were soon taking the long way to the Thousand Sunny. “Come on. Looks like Chopper fell for the trick.” The girls and I began to move through the mass of pirates. They grumbled, a few got handsy, and a few had their arms broken when they tried to cop a feel of Nami or Robin. At the center of the crowd was a very innocent Chopper. 

“This isn’t like them at all,” he mumbled. The tiny reindeer hadn’t changed much over the 2 years. Still only about 2 feet tall he wore a large blue hat and was as cute as ever. 

“That’s because they aren’t us,” I said. Chopper turned to see us. 

“Guys! Is that you?!” Chopper asked. 

“It’s really us,” I assured. “I might have made those guys look like us.” 

“Ohhh, I was wondering why they didn’t recognize me,” Chopper said. 

“Hello little one,” Robin said, bending down as she picked him up. The crowd around us had gotten rowdier as they noticed us. Our faces matching those on the stands, the commotion only got louder as we walked our way out. 

“Looks like Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji heard about this too,” I said coming out of the crowd. The trio came around a grove tree to ogle at the pirate group. The fake Luffy continued to talk about their plans for the future, and to talk up the real Luffy’s achievements. 

“Weston!” Luffy yelled, waving. “That the real you?”

“It is,” I said as we walked up. 

“The fake one would say the same thing,” Zoro commented. He was as badass as ever. His left eye now had a scar through it. I was pretty sure he lost the eye, but I couldn’t remember for sure. He had been training with Drakul Mihawk for the past 2 years, the very man that almost killed him back on Baratie. 

“Nami! Robin! I would know it was the real you with a simple glance,” Sanji yelled as he kicked off the ground. Landing in front of them he openly ogled them in their tight clothes. “I have been through hell and back to see you beauties once more.” His nose openly bled as he stared at them. “I cannot tell you the hardship I have suffered, all for this day.”

“Sanji,” I said. “You look a little pale. How long has your nose been bleeding?” 

“A while,” he said, wiping it with a handkerchief. “It keeps going for some reason.” He stumbled a little as he turned. 

“Sanji, you have major blood loss!” Chopper yelled as he looked up at the man. “You need to lie down!” 

“No! I must continue to see more beauties,” Sanji hissed. He turned and looked right into my Chikyugi Necklace. He passed out with a smile on his face. 

“What the hell did you do to him?” Nami asked, annoyed as I moved to pick him up. 

“Sanji has been on an island with nothing but men for 2 years,” I said, throwing him over my shoulder. “His pervy nature won’t allow him to survive if we don’t give him a shock to the system. I trapped him in my Makuramoto.” 

“For what?” Nami asked, knowing just what I used the room for. 

“For shock therapy,” I admitted. “Don’t worry. He is in heaven right now.” Sanji currently had 100 beauties feeding and attending to his every need. In much skimpier clothes this time around, he would stay in there until he could handle the sight of a woman again. “Come on, let’s go do something fun.”

“What about these guys?” Luffy asked, staring at the crowd. “That guy is my doppleganger. Don’t I need to beat him?”

“No, I might have made them look like us for a reason,” I said. Pointing off to the South there was an obvious line of marines with Pacifistas walking toward the fake Straw Hats. The large android Kuma’s were as imposing as ever. “Come on. While the marines are busy rounding up the fake Straw Hats, we can go make our own grand entrance.” 

—

We walked up to the stage in a long line. Brook had just finished his set. The skeleton man had gotten famous with his music over the last 2 years. Now called Soul King, he had a concert on the Archipelago set for that night. We had met up with him an hour ago before his concert started. Now that it was wrapping up it was time to make our grand entrance. 

“One thing I have kept from you all,” Brook said into the microphone. The crowd of fans cheering as he spoke. “I am not just a musician, but also a pirate.” He waved his hands to us. “I have the honor of being a part of the Straw Hat crew. And now that we are all back together. It is time that I end my career as the Soul King!” 

The people yelled in anguish. “We love you Soul King” “Don’t leave us” “Is that Straw Hat?” People yelled from the crowd. 

My clones that had dropped off the treasure boxes had grabbed Franky and Usopp from the ship to show up as well. All 10 of us stared at the huge crowd. Making our grand entrance on the world stage once more. 

Of course I wanted to do this. In the canon, Brook had announced he was part of the Straw Hats, but not much came of it. I wanted to make a huge entrance, showing that we weren’t dead. The marines hadn’t ended us. And we were just as bold as ever. 

Luffy walked up to Brook, taking the microphone. “I’m going to be King of the Pirates!” He yelled. People cheered for him. Other’s took pictures. Reporters yelled out questions at us as we struck a pose. It was quite fun, but then the marines burst in and we were punching and kicking our way out of there.